How do Henan people say dialect jokes?

Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth. Henan people asked the clerk, "Why is this cloth so wrinkled?" The clerk doesn't understand Henan people. He also said, "Suffering is unfair. The clerk threw it away, but did not understand the anger of Henan people. It's disgusting that you are so confused. Won't you buy me a wrinkle-free one?

There was a cicada in the tree-last night, there was a cicada in the tree, which cried all night and got up early today. I saw it. It's nonsense! To give it to you, climb to the top of the wool. If you accidentally fall down, it will hurt.

★ That guy poured boiling water-a Henan man came to xishuangbanna tourism and happened to meet the Water-sprinkling Festival. He swore: Who spilled the water? Who spilled it? The tour guide told him: it is a blessing to throw water on you! He said: You don't know! You don't know! That turtle sun splashed boiling water!

★ Mother bird and male bird-there are two birds sitting on a tree fork. Mother bird said, "I hate it. Squatting over there will wrinkle my hair." The male bird said, "Look at you, you are worthless. If it is wrinkled, you can spread it out by hand! Shout, shout! "

★ Dialect joke-A: What's that in your hand? Broken cotton-padded jacket A: You don't wear lining B: A sieve (lice) always bites armor B: You don't catch lining B: You don't hang yourself. The rope is old and broken. A: Don't hit a wall. B: the wall always falls down.

★ Why am I useless? Last night, outside, there was a twist on the tree, which cried all day. Since early in the morning, I have climbed up the tree to reach it. I lost my footing, fell down and hit my knee, which was very painful. If Fat Ni 'er is so beautiful here, it may not hurt to rub it for me. I miss Fat Nell so much that I can't sleep. At first light, I ran to her house and shouted, Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! Her face turned red when she opened the door and saw me. She asked, what's the matter with you? I went up and grabbed her chubby hand and said, let's go to the market to eat oily buns. When I arrived at the fried bread stand, I felt my pockets with my hands. This pocket is empty, and there is something in that pocket. I scolded myself: it's over, the money is under the pillow and I forgot to bring the rabbit grandson. I said, it's over! Wood brings money. Fat Ni 'er said: I didn't grow pepper? Annoying! I squatted on the ground and said nothing, alas! Why am I useless? ~~~~~~~~~

Beijingers teach Henan people to sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise from the East and fall from the West every day!" " "Before the song was finished, Henan people said to Beijingers," Are you tired? Watch how we sing. "Henan people then sang:" The sun! My mother-in-law, when you saw the sky sliding from the east and falling from the west, did you make the room panic? "