Essential homophones and earthy love words for boys (80)

Essential love words with homophones for boys (Part 1)

1. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by an orange. Shiitake said: "I don't have eyes." , go to four" and then the orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungus wants to die, the orange will have to die."

2. If you don't even care about me, why do you care about it, a barber shop?

3. Fahai will always be there He can't be a rapper because he doesn't know how to forgive snakes. < /p>

5. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

6. I am a bear biscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the building I fell down, and then I was broken. Good night!

7. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

8. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that peanuts are good things.

9. I found an island today that will make you fascinated.

10. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop was missing. He went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you. "Hairstyle"

11. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can help you lose weight. Let's quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

12. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

13. If Huang Ting can't pick it up, go find it---ah.

14. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

15. There was a little mouse who had stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it was really a waste of love

16. Asu and A Su Su has been together for a day, and Su Su acted like a spoiled child while eating: Su Su Su Su Su Su feeds Su Su.

17. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

18. Coix works as barley, and Xiaoding does Xiaodingdang.

19. "How much does it cost if you want to buy the moon?" "It's affordable to buy it in the middle of the month, because the moon on the 15th day costs 16 yuan."

20. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother Xiao Ming rushed out of the house angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming's house. A must-have homophone and earthy love story for boys (Part 2)

21. My mother asked me to rub my clothes. I said I had, I had, did you hear me? Missed it!

22. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, while it only takes more than 50 days for chickens to grow from chicks to chicken legs, chicken steaks, and chicken breasts. In a short period of time, the chicken becomes the same as the lotus root.

23. "Why do you have to eat eight pears when you eat them?" "Because my family is a family with eight pears."

24. Crabs and clams were tested together, and the crab was discovered If there is cheating, the teacher will ask Crab whose copy you copied. Crab said: "I copied Clam's." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."

25. Find Ouyang Xiu.

26. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

27. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

28. You don’t even reply to my messages, so what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?

29. Alice was sick, so I played "Cure Alice".

30. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.

31. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

32. Introduce yourself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal bowel and bladder, can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

33. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.

34. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

35. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock Beijing time.

36. I said that I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

37. You don’t even think about me. Then what do you think about, Chanel?

38. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

39. Aladdin made a mistake and was punished by God and was imprisoned in a pot. He asked with confusion on his face where this was? So God: You are in the pot and don’t know the pot.

40. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her. A must-have homophone and earthy love story for boys (Part 3)

41. I prefer Li Bai’s poems, but Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

42. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.

43. SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Crab. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Crab..." Mr. Crab: "You're welcome."

44. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou , Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

45. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

46. ??If you miss someone, don’t say anything, just send him a cold yes, because a cold yes will miss you like a river.

47. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud!

48. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.

49. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

50. During the festival, the little white rabbit angrily He said to Xiaolu: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.

51. Why is it that the more experienced a person is, the less likely he is to sit still?

52. I am a weight-loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.

53. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

54. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. However, I felt a burst of heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

55. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

56. You don’t even want me, so what do you want, food?

57. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

58. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

59. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

60. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to shi? Must-have homophonic and earthy love stories for boys (Part 4)

61. I knocked over a bottle of pills and I didn’t know what they were. It turned out to be pills that I really wanted to take out.

62. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you please stop hurting? Stomach: My name is not Stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.

63. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

64. I just went out to buy oysters. When I walked out of the supermarket, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. When I came back and thought about it, it turned out that they like mud.

65. Once upon a time, there were two turtles. In particular, one was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick person belonged to. After a closer look, he found that it belonged to the turtle at home.

66. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

67. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

68. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

69. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

70. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

71. Do vampires like spicy food? Don't like it because they like "blood".

72. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish".

73. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.

74. Do you know? Doraemon does not have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of "blue neck mud accumulation".

75. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river, but after searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

76. Pangu is the first product manager in history: Kaitian PD.

77. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly : "I am a spider"

78. If you don't even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding the hand of Guanyin?

79. Do you know why seagulls don't fly when they arrive in Europe? Can it call? Because the Paris gull is dumb.

80. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that little." Not short either"