Tell some cold jokes and be funny.

A young female judge is trying a rape case ... Female judge: "Please describe the situation carefully." Victim: "At that time, the suspect invaded my house and threatened me to take off my clothes with a knife, asking me to help him ... blow the horn ..." Female judge: "What kind of horn is that?" Victim: "... horn ... um ... that horn ..." Female judge: "Show me the horn that committed the crime!" Victim: Bailiff: Suspect: Ah (really? ) Chen Atu froze. What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?" So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!" If so, for three days in a row, it was the waiter Chen Atu who knocked at the door and said "Good morning" loudly every day, and also replied loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!" But he was very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him that he can't remember. Very annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, "Good morning, sir!" " What do you mean? The tour guide told him, oh, my God! ! That's a real pity. Chen Atu practiced saying "Good morning, sir!" This word allows you to deal with waiters with dignity. Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "Good morning, sir!" At the same time, the waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"