Funny graduation message to classmates

Funny Graduation Messages to Classmates In daily study, work, and life, everyone must be familiar with speeches. The messages should be written concisely, vividly, with a sense of the times, full of affection, and be able to bring memories to people. So the question is, what kind of gifts are classic? Below is a selection of funny graduation messages carefully compiled by the editor. You are welcome to share them.

Funny graduation message to classmates 1 1. I hope that all that is lost is time, and that I will have a wife in the future!! 2. Always smile, and you deserve to die laughing. Longevity is as long as Nanshan, thin as a biscuit. 3. Boys like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all boys like you. It's up to you. 4. Don’t lose heart, you are still saved. 5. The road is long and the wind is strong, brother, walk well! 6. Be sure to think of me! 7. After knowing each other for four years, you left gently, not taking away any good things, but leaving behind a piece of shit, okay Stinky, so stinky! 8. Have a smooth journey, but get stuck halfway. QQ was stolen and IP was blocked. 9. Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I don’t have to sit with you anymore! 10. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky! 11. I will always remember you, ghost I won’t let you go! 12. You can’t chase the past, but you can still look forward to the future. "On the road of life, cry if you want to cry, laugh if you want to laugh, and never forget to hurry! 13. Thousands and five hundred days and nights ended like this. Three years and so many disputes, So much laughter, so much trouble, so much pride, are they really left to the past with such a "bang" of the door behind you? 14. When you are in good times, rely on your strength and ride on the wind to break through thousands of miles of waves. When faced with difficulties, we must move forward bravely, "Don't worry about being blind!" In the years to come, I will cheer for your bit by bit success, be ecstatic for your rapid development, and be excited for your rapid changes. 15 , I have been classmates for several years, and you have sown the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, and cultivate it, so that it can bloom into beautiful flowers in the future.

Funny Graduation Speech 2 1. How high is this step? We don’t know, but we cross it calmly and resolutely, leaving the old steps behind. 2. You cherish today and embrace it with a hundredfold enthusiasm. Tomorrow, the future, and the future will definitely belong to you! 3. Flowers will never laugh at the delicateness of buds, because only when they are in bud can they bloom, and then the garden will be full of spring scenery. 4. The sunshine of youth illuminates the direction of our pursuit, let us. We set our sights on the goal, spread our wings and fly hard, and work hard to add a beautiful brilliance to the future. The sunshine will fade, the flowers will wither, and only our friendship is eternal. 6. Our generation does not allow us to be ashamed. To the ancients and future generations, may we continue to pioneer and forge ahead with our outstanding wisdom, strong will, and fearless spirit! 7. We were once two small trees side by side, we were two parts of a duet, we were It’s the schoolmate on Zhang’s desk. When we wave goodbye, please accept my affectionate blessing. 8. For three years, we just sang and laughed, got to know each other like this, and didn’t even have time to say goodbye. We have to go our separate ways. If there are gravel and mud on the road, we will clean it up; if there are weeds and thorns on the road, we will clear it; if there are potholes on the road, we will fill them in. The road of life must be opened up with our hands! 10 Do you still remember the path paved with colorful pebbles on campus? There were colorful flowers on both sides, and green willows fluttering. How many mornings and how many evenings we walked on this road, together with friendship. It remains in my memory and is also imprinted in your impression. 11. There are five colors of soil on the earth, five colors of shells on the beach, five lines of music in the music, and five colors of roads in life. 12. We gather from all corners of the world. Together; we have joy, sadness, smiles, and tears. In these six years, we have experienced ups and downs, and our friendship has been tested. I will treasure it in my heart forever! 13. Why is our youth so full of vitality? ?Why is our life so fast and furious? D! Because every moment of our youth and life exists for hope and miracle! 14. What is life? It is a brick in the historical building, a pair fighting against the wind and waves. The oar is a flower in the land of green. May we use our own hands to create the best life! 15. After graduation, how much I want to keep those warm days, but how much I long to jump into the torrent of life as soon as possible. .

The school life in the past was like a string of sweet candied haws; the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

Funny Graduation Messages to Classmates 3 1. Be calm in everything you do, be calm and collected in everything you do, think of God in everything you do, and don’t tell others about you wherever you go. You're crazy! 2. English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak! 3. Music class representative: You graduated Don't sing after that! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves, I'm afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I'm not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death! 4. A sentence given to me by a female classmate , I don’t know if you are praising me or scolding me: "Except for having a bright smile with no scruples, you are useless!" 5. Boys like you are so rare, but it is so unfair that all boys are like you. It's easy, you can figure it out yourself! 6. Knowing each other is God's will, acquaintance is man's will, adding up is friendship, and being affectionate is intentional. We can get together because we have the same mind. 7. We are an occasional knife in the rivers and lakes. I hope that all that is lost is time, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish everything goes well and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time. 8. Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, I don’t have to sit with you anymore! 9. To be honest, you are a pretty good person, you have a good appearance and a good figure, no matter whether we meet in the future or not , but I will always bless you! My dear, I have a message for you: die early and be reincarnated early!

Funny graduation message to classmates 4 Tomorrow, will you still think of: You once had The happy time in Zhijiang! The blue sky reflects your brilliant smile; the white clouds echo your shouts of playing; the warm air is mixed with the sound of your reading; the lonely stone bench is left behind I see you taking a nap. Maybe, you have lamented: How can Zhijiang College be so small? However, when you leave her and stumble into a completely unfamiliar society, you will miss her charming school because it is small and feels safe, and because it is small, it feels safe. Warm. For you in the future, she will be more like a tolerant mother, who once tolerated your rebellion, once forgave you for your mistakes, and once worried about your future; she will be a warm harbor in the future, allowing you to Stop, let you rest, shield you from the wind and rain, and gently wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes. Maybe you have been nagging: How come the Xueyuan Hall in Zhijiang is so small? However, when you leave her and cannot eat on time because of your busy work every day, you will miss her warmth. At every meal, you always sit together with the people you like, sit in the seat you always sit in, eat your favorite dishes, and share delicious meals with everyone. When you feel stressed because of the competition for work, think of our Zhijiang, and then take a deep breath to get rid of all the tension; when you are criticized by your boss for your work, think of our Zhijiang, and then I ran to the top of the building and shouted, "Now, I have experienced the graduation season again. I realized that it turned out that what we graduated from was university, but what ended was a period of youth. We left the best and most precious youth there. Who doesn’t miss youth? For the past ten years, I have had a strange feeling. Whenever I see the No. 519 bus on the street, I have the urge to jump on it because its destination is my alma mater. I have always wondered what is hidden behind my impulse. I am just a college graduate. Why am I still so pretentious after ten years? A few years later, when I take out the photos or come back here, they will definitely say: I once held a girl's hand and walked through the "Lover's Slope" here for the first time; I once posted small advertisements everywhere to organize an event; I once pooled money with my classmates to buy a pack of cigarettes; I once helped skip classes here. Yang Jinghu, a young man who graduated from Hebei Normal University three years ago, came to Wuhan to reminisce yesterday. Although Wuhan University is not his alma mater, he feels that the feeling of reminiscing about his youth is the same. Said, when looking back, nothing in those four years is the most unforgettable, because everything is unforgettable. Liu Dawei, a graduate of Wuhan University, once won the title of "Chinese Memory Master" at the university, but he sighed: No matter how good the memory is. , there is no way to restore that moment. On the campus of Wuhan University, groups of students were taking pictures wearing academic uniforms and graduation commemorative T-shirts (affectionately called "go-go shirts" by students).

Take pictures of yourself, others, the plants and trees on campus, and even small campus advertisements posted on walls and telephone poles. Those are the marks of youth, and there are stories of youth hidden in them. The most popular and indispensable prop for graduation is of course "wine". Almost every graduate said, what can I do now? I can only drink. I couldn't get enough of "egg wine". I had dinner together again and again and got drunk again and again. With the anesthesia of alcohol, some of the unpleasantness of youth are swept away; with the stimulation of alcohol, youth's courage increases, and finally shouts "I love you" to the person he has admired for a long time. The annual graduation season is the annual sentimental season and the annual prank season. Put on the bachelor's uniform, lift up your thighs to take a photo, put on the bachelor's uniform, and dress yourself up as a magician. It's not that they don't respect the identity they have acquired over the past four years, but they want to make their last youth more colorful. .

Funny Graduation Messages to Classmates 5. My friend, although human relationships are as thin as wipes nowadays, you and I still feel reluctant to say goodbye. Amid several sad and sobs, my parting words are still the same. I have to say a few words! The relief is to be willing to admit that this was a mistake. Meeting you was the biggest mistake of my life. Once my mobile phone disappeared and I couldn’t find it after searching for a long time at home. In desperation, I calmly sat down and started talking. I took out my mobile phone from my bag and sent a text message to my friend: My mobile phone is missing! It is another season full of parting sadness, but now the communication is so developed, with the Internet and telephone? I won’t leave you a message! Pig you: all the way Tailwind, I disappeared halfway, I always smile, I deserve to laugh to death! I am a lady among all of you. I usually never leave the front door without taking a step forward. This time I will make an exception: I will send you to the gate of CCTV! Graduation Sometimes, it is inevitable to write a few words of congratulations to each other. Looking at those messages, I remember every bit of my interactions with the people who left them, and my school days. I look at them again and again, and I always feel like I'm dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty. Brother, you are too emotional! It’s so boring to ask me to say anything! It’s time to say goodbye. I won’t say thank you anymore. I just want to ask you a brain-teaser question: What if you have 8 heads? Squirrel, one of them fell down. How many squirrels are left? Brother, are you really leaving? Your departure almost caused my sister to come to "Ten Send Wang Zhi" in the whole issue of News 1+1! Become an official, If you listen to both, you will be enlightened; if you believe only, you will be dark. Ears must be cleaned frequently, otherwise the "ear canal" will be blocked. We must take out the "good words" that praise you and keep the "bad words" that are sincerely good for you. Over the past few years, we have gone to and from get out of class together. Library, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes to dance together, playing pranks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, and then wearing them together to show off on the tree-lined avenues of the school, my dear, and Is there anyone more congenial than us? You should be happy from now on and always be happy. Don't look sad when you leave me. I want eggplant and Tianqi! You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. If I lose you, I will lose my courage in life, my studies will no longer be able to continue, my feelings will no longer be sweet, and the earth will have no gravity. In short, there will be nothing left. One sentence, I can’t live without you! You must remember my good points and not my bad ones. If I do something wrong, you are not allowed to say anything by default! Let’s see if it’s okay? This is for girls, but for boys It’s even more funny! If you forget me, that’s okay, don’t remember the money I still owe you! If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;? If you are a satellite, I will install you;? It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo. Salyou Nala, I will not miss you! There is no eternal feast in the world, I am leaving, please forget me! My brother, if there is still a chance for us to be brothers again, we will definitely not be sisters. There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, just don't look for them in this school. There are many flowers and plants in our school, but none of them are good. The lady's beard grows so gracefully, she must be a lady. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of socialist education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

Funny Graduation Message to My Classmates 6 Friendship is like a bud, let us water it carefully and blossom. Produces dazzling flowers. Friends are like iron, let us sharpen them over time and sharpen the sword! It is my honor to be a classmate with you, it is my blessing to be able to get along with you, and it is my memory to be able to walk on the road with you. We have been together for nearly two years, and like classmates, when we face separation, maybe the next time we meet again, we have become strangers.

No matter what happens in the future, we all want to be happy now and not caring about the past is the best choice. My sincere blessings to you, I hope you are happy every day, in good health, and that the acne on your face will recover soon. Come on, come on! I have been my classmate for two years, and there is so much reluctance and nostalgia. In the days to come, I hope you will become more and more beautiful, everything will go well, and you will be happy every day. Don’t forget me! You are a relatively strong girl. I have never seen your shy side. Being good to you will also be good to others. I wish you good grades! Be happy every day and become more beautiful as you grow! You are about to graduate. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university. And find your own happiness, there is still a long way to go in the future, come on!

Funny Graduation Message to Classmates 7 If the East wants to know the dawn, it is better to "ambition" early. Brother, I’m not reluctant to let you go, I’m t+1 reluctant to let you go! Don’t worry, sister, this is nothing! I will definitely ask the secretary to do it for you! If she can’t do it, I will let you do it Every drop of grace and splendor has moved to her body, don’t you like it? Today’s laughter and laughter, tonight’s breeze and bright moon, are beautiful but not eternal. Before I have time to share the last glass of wine, we have to go our separate ways, cherish it, teacher! In the position of deputy mayor, compliments and compliments are indispensable, so Ah Zhi, your ears really have to be picked up from time to time. If you accumulate too much "earwax", you will become deaf to it! Time has taken its toll. Time flies but it can’t take away my missing you. Graduation can take away my missing but it can’t take away the friendship between you and my master and apprentice. The further time flies, the deeper my missing and the stronger our friendship. Drink a cup of tea and drink Have a glass of wine and say softly: Teacher, take care of me! When you encounter difficulties, learn more from me: heavy snow weighs on the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight and straight. You should know that the pines are high and pure until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame your brother for not remembering the past relationship and giving you a shot at Focus Interview! I once whipped a famous horse drunk, for fear of being too romantic to miss a beautiful woman. Brother Zhi, after you take office, you can get me some real and cheap Cordyceps sinensis!

Funny Graduation Messages to Classmates 8 1. If you want to leave, just tell me, you won’t tell me How do I know you want to leave? Did you say I won't let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a good trip! 2. If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky. Wish you an early arrival. Address: Universe Town, Global Village. Blood type: Ask a Mosquito. 3. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you; if you were a satellite, I would install you; but it’s a pity that you are a gorilla, I only have Going to visit you in the zoo. 4. Boys like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all boys like you. It's up to you. (Applicable to boys) 5. Be calm in everything you do, be calm and collected in everything you do, remember God in everything you do, and don’t tell others you are crazy wherever you go! 6. You are handsome. It’s so cool, it’s beyond description.