Lao Zhang next door joked that Duan and his children were called Ye, and when Ye died, she was called Grandma, and when she died, she was called Dad.

Smile every day: On the road today, a vendor greeted Xiaoming: Does Mr. Wang use a smart machine? A mobile power supply! Xiao Ming said: thank you, but I used Unicom card! Unicom card. . . . Listening to the people next to me say that money can't buy time, I immediately stood up and shouted: stationmaster, add an hour on the 25th, give me money! -Watching a 3D movie, a man in the back kept whining, and Xiao Ming turned around and punched him. He said, "It really feels like being beaten." -coffee shop, a beautiful woman came up to me and said, "handsome boy, do you have a charging treasure?" Xiaoming spread out his hands and said to her, "Are you blind?" She said, "Excuse me, Ugly B, do you have a charging treasure?