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Shanghai Story Club Culture Media Co., Ltd. has the right to use this work for digital network communication, and once the income is generated, it must be distributed to the author (the specific proportion is determined according to the project). 3. Contribute and publish members. After logging in, click [I want to contribute] to enter the submission page. Please complete the options according to the prompts, including the correct choice of whether the work is original or recommended, the authorization level of the original work, and the corresponding column name. [Will not contribute? Please click here] After submitting the work, members can check the status of the work in "Original Works Management" or "Recommended Works Management". 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Punctuation marks, etc. , shall not be used. . . . . . Replace nonstandard usage, such as. Under normal circumstances, the submitted works will be processed within 3 working days. If the submitted work has not been reviewed for more than 5 working days, the contributor can send an email to storychina#gmail.com (please change # to @), and provide the title of the article and the name of the publishing house for inquiry. Story China website reserves the right to modify the work and cancel and delete the published manuscript at any time without notifying the author in advance. Story China. com will not provide rejection and specific comments on works that have not been adopted. Please keep your manuscript. 4. The method of publishing novels The novels in this site refer to works with more than 65,438+10,000 words and no less than 20 chapters. Novel publishing method: 1. Click [I want to contribute] in the login state to enter the control panel; 2. Click [Submit Long] to enter the submission page; 3. Start a new long serial, click [Add Story Name], select [Story Type] according to the prompt, fill in the story name and content introduction (the introduction is no more than 500 words), and finally click [Add]; 4. Click Add Volume Name, select the name of the story to be created, fill in the new volume name (such as Volume 1 and Volume 2), and finally click Add. Each volume must contain several chapters, not one. If the book is divided into chapters instead of volumes, just add a volume name and take the same name as the work; 5. Click [Add Chapter], select the name and volume of the story to be created, fill in the title of the chapter (such as "Chapter 1 of Crime"), fill in the contents of the chapter, and finally click [Add]. The number of words in each chapter is generally not less than 2000 words; 6. Before the chapter is reviewed, the author can modify or delete it; 7. Continue the long creation and repeat steps 4 and 5, in which it is not necessary to add the volume name every time; 8. After the whole article is serialized, enter [Management Story Name] and click [Serialization Complete]. 9. Newly opened long stories need to be submitted for at least three chapters before they can be reviewed. 5. The basic requirement of each column is 1. General requirements of original works: the text is popular and fluent, the story is strong and the theme is healthy. Reject poetry, prose and other styles, and the number of words is not limited. State of the world: there are five flavors in life, and all kinds of things in the world are seen from the small. Emotion: affection, friendship, love, no matter what kind of emotion, moving is good. Humor: Humor is an attitude and a strength. Legend: ancient and modern Chinese and foreign anecdotes, not seeking truth, but seeking excitement. Suspense: Can your suspense make readers hold their breath, sweat and have their hearts beat faster? Then you succeeded! Mystery story: science fiction, fantasy, fantasy, nonsense, myth, nonsense, all kinds of whimsy, let you play. 2. General requirements for the collection of online texts: plot, strong readability, and legal intention. Recommended works must indicate the original author and source, and works that may cause copyright disputes shall be rejected. Youth tribe: a warm, inspirational, relaxed and romantic reader that touches youth. Visual @ Live: Visual voice, on-site recording, and combination of pictures and texts to record the true story of China. Infinite plot: A wonderful plot will be unforgettable for life. Put the best story you have ever seen here! Just be happy: forbear quotations, stories, cartoons, short messages, and modern people are happy. True stories: emotional records, personal dictation, news stories, telling unusual stories with real emotions and events. Joke: Share the funniest jokes with everyone and have a chance to win prizes. 3. Overall requirements for long stories: 1) Wonderful plot; 2) The narrative language is fluent and popular, and its structure is complete, which is different from the structure and language of the novel; 3) There is no content that violates the laws and regulations of China; 4) The total number of words is not less than 654.38 million, and the chapters are not less than 20. Long story plate category: love; Suspense; Wushu; Youth; Mysterious stories (including fantasy, science fiction, absurdity and new stories); Legends (including military, historical and folklore themes) VI. Writing fee and publishing member's publishing or recommending works on Story China website shall be deemed as agreement without paying script fee or recommendation fee. As the works published on Story China website are not used for commercial purposes, no script fee is paid to the original author of the recommended works. If the original author disagrees with the publication of the recommended works, please contact this website in time and send an email to storychina#gmail.com (please change # to @). However, according to the authorization level, Story China website will select excellent works and recommend them to the Story Society and other publications for publication. After the publication adopts the works, the remuneration must be paid directly to the author, or through the transfer of Story China. Story China. com will select excellent long works for publication, and the works of excellent authors will also have the opportunity to be published in a collection. Plagiarism and copyright disputes Any works published in the original works area of this website will be deleted as soon as they are reported and verified as plagiarism. At the same time, plagiarists will be punished by deducting member points, prohibiting publishing works or even canceling member accounts depending on the circumstances. All works published in the recommended works area of this website will be deleted immediately if copyright disputes are involved. For complaints about plagiarism or copyright disputes, please send an email to storychina#gmail.com (please change # to @), and provide the title of the article and the name of the publishing house. Story China website, as a network service provider, does not have enough monitoring ability for plagiarism and copyright disputes. However, once found, it is obliged to remove the plagiarized and copyrighted works and stop spreading them. Story China website does not bear legal responsibility for such infringement by others on the website, and the legal responsibility for infringement is borne by the contributor himself. 8. The above submission notes only point to the website of Story China. If you want to contribute to Story magazine, please [check the editing email] or enter the [online contribution area] to contribute. Story China website 2008-8- 1