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Holiday happy weekend
Time flies like an arrow, coming and going in a hurry, and a week has passed quickly. We will accumulate some corresponding experience, write a weekly diary and record our experiences in it. Let's refer to how the weekly diary is written. The following is a weekly diary of holiday fun I compiled for you. Welcome to share.
Holiday Happy Week 1 National Day holiday, I knew there would be many children playing outside, so I ran out happily.
Ah! The sky is so clear and sunny. I really guessed right, what a large group of students are discussing outside. Oh, it turns out that they are upset because they can't think of any interesting games! I swaggered over to them and said, "You are so stupid that you can't even play hide-and-seek as a simple and meaningful game."
When they heard this, their plain faces suddenly became full of smiles. Later, I took a red scarf and turned it over and over again as an eye patch. Then, you can punch in with your classmates to decide the outcome and catch the loser. When Luo Senjun lost, he was blindfolded and arrested immediately. Huh? Why does he always arrest me? Oh, maybe he heard my keys. I took the key off at once, but it was too late. Rosen army followed the sound of the key and rushed over. He took his time and pulled me back. I can't help it It's my turn to catch it. I am an impatient person, running around, touching left and right, and getting nothing. So, they ran around and scratched at random. Suddenly ... "poof", what's that noise? Laughter broke out in an instant, and an earthquake of magnitude 7-8 occurred in the garden. The breeze blew, and my ass was chilly. Not good! My pants are split. I ran away from home at 80 miles an hour.
This is the fifth time in history that such a joke has been played today.
Holiday fun week 2 is slowly circulating again, and we are growing up day by day. There are many interesting things in winter vacation. As soon as the new year comes, we will sell fireworks, buy fireworks and set off firecrackers. Happy and happy, and that's what I'm funny about.
Today, I woke up and went to the window. I can't help but "ah!" There was a cry-it turned out that Sister Snowflake had covered the earth outside with a layer of white clothes wrapped in silver. I quickly got dressed, brushed my teeth, had a big breakfast and jumped downstairs to play with the snow.
When I got downstairs, I made a ball first and then piled it up slowly. Finally turned into a "huge" snowman, and then I used this snowman as a shield to have a snowball fight with my friends!
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We played until the evening. We swept a clearing with a broom and put a big fireworks on the ground. My father lit a fire and ran to watch. "whew!" Colorful fireworks flew into the dark sky with cheers. I can't help admiring: "How beautiful! Love! " Finally, we set off a lot of fireworks and didn't go to bed until eight or nine in the evening.
Ah! This is the most interesting winter vacation I have ever spent! Ha ha!
Holiday Fun Week Wednesday "Ouch Hey" is killing me! Zhu Huayong suddenly screamed. He held out his hand and when we saw it, we were all surprised. It turns out that he has been beaten into a "braised pig's paw" by our "Tianma Meteor Boxing".
"If you have finished your homework, take a break for five minutes," said the teacher. After listening to the teacher, we were ecstatic. I hurried up to Zhu Huayong and said, "I suggest we play Watermelon and Watermelon Peel! They hesitated for a moment as soon as my voice fell. I saw this scene and said impatiently; " Play or not, time waits for no one. Ok, let's play "watermelon and watermelon skin", said Zhu Huayong. "
We started to play the game, "Watermelon and Watermelon Skin", haha! I won. Let it go, let it go. I am proud to say. "Now it's a flop, that is, whoever is the last one will be defeated by our' Tianma Meteor Boxing'. Looking at them, their faces turned pale and their hands shook badly, as if they were scared. Look at Zhu Huayong walking beside me. He is even more uneasy. I want to haha! Zhu Huayong, you are dead. You always bully me, this time I will give you some color to see see. Now I want to order. Zhang Shuhan is my friend and I have to save her. " Watermelon watermelon skin "Zhang Shuhan, you can go. I said to Zhang Shuhan.
Ha ha! Zhu Huayong, you are dead, we said to Zhu Huayong. At this time, I always feel like a sinister elf. I put my hand on my mouth and blew it, and then I gave it a good blow with my "Tianma Meteor Boxing". "ouch! Hey! " It hurts me! Zhu Huayong suddenly screamed. He held out his hand, and we were surprised when we saw it. It turns out that he has been beaten into a "braised pig's paw" by our "Tianma Meteor Boxing". Since you have teamed up to plot against me, it seems that this gentleman is not bravado and doesn't know what I can do. Let's play another game. Well, I'll let you know what's terrible and show it off to you. "Watermelon and watermelon skin".
Look, you lost again, and you're willing to gamble! I said to Zhu Huayong. "
Haha, this game is interesting for a while. I'll play it next time. Zhu Huayong should not lose to me next time!
Holiday Fun Week 4 This summer vacation is a happy holiday, and there are many interesting things in the summer vacation.
During the summer vacation, my father and I went swimming; During the summer vacation, I caught a dragonfly at home; During the summer vacation, my friends and I set up a small "Little Dragon Club". During the summer vacation, my parents and I went to the Children's Palace.
Among them, the first interesting thing is that my friends and I set up the "Little Dragon Club". We play together every day and discuss some topics about summer homework.
Among them, the second interesting thing is that I went to the Children's Palace with my parents. There are many interesting things in the Children's Palace, including light and scientific machines in the popular science world and energy knowledge in the energy world …
Among them, the third interesting thing is that my father and I go swimming. We went swimming in my father's company apartment every Sunday or Saturday, where I learned breaststroke and freestyle.
Summer vacation is really interesting and wonderful, but I'm going to school soon.
Holiday fun week 5 is like this. In a blink of an eye, the National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are coming, and we will have a holiday. During the eight-day holiday, there are things that make me happy or sad almost every day. However, the most interesting thing is that we went to grandma's house to pick cotton that day!
On hearing the news, I was so excited that I hardly slept well that night. Get up early the next morning and go to grandma's house after breakfast!
When I arrived at the cotton field, I saw, wow, snow-white cotton is in a big brown shell, and some of it has already opened, like a generous little boy in a white shirt; There are also some half-opened and half-released cotton, like a shy little girl's white and tender face; Others are tightly wrapped in shells, like a little girl who refuses to come out in her mother's warm arms. What a bumper harvest.
Just then, grandma also saw me and told me to help her pick cotton quickly. My brother and I have another game. Who can pick it fast? My brother lifted the luggage and "attacked" the cotton with both hands. I am not to be outdone. When I saw cotton, I picked it off, put it on my left hand, and then put it in my luggage with my left hand. Finally, my brother won. He not only picked more than me, but also picked whiter than me!
By picking cotton today, I know the hardships of farmers' uncles. They exchanged sweat for the delicious food we ate.
I went back to school today, but an interesting thing happened today, which made my usually serious mother laugh.
This morning, my father took my sister and me to change things. As soon as I got off the bus, my father went to change things. My sister and I got out of the car and played with sand. Dad changed his things, put them in the car and closed the door, and left without looking at whether we were in the car or not. Seeing that my father left, I asked my sister to call my father immediately, and I called my father here. My sister shouted "Dad!" I looked for my father's phone number in the phone records, but it didn't show up. I looked up and saw that my father had stopped and my sister got on the bus. So I put my cell phone in my pocket and rushed over. Along the way, my sister and I were accusing my father. My sister thought my dad was faking it, so I taught my dad a lesson. Father hurriedly said that it was not intentional. He used to go out without children, but he always went out by himself. I forgot today. I laughed as soon as he said it. I know.
Before my sister knew it, I said to my sister, "All right, don't lecture me. He didn't pretend. " Sister didn't let dad go. When we got home, we performed for our mother, and her mother couldn't help laughing.
What happened today is so interesting and funny!
Holiday Fun Week 7 There are many interesting things in the summer vacation, but I think the most interesting thing is that my brother and I feed fish in Daimiao.
These fish in the pond are big, colorful and beautiful. First, throw out a few broken biscuits and a few small fish walking slowly and eat them secretly. I threw a few more pieces out, and a big red fish pushed them to his mouth with his body. He just wanted to enjoy it slowly, but I didn't expect another big snakehead to take his eye on him. Redjade immediately panicked, shaking her body hard and opening her mouth, trying to eat the biscuit as soon as possible. However, it was too late, and the big black fish rushed over directly, butted the Dahongyu aside with his head and wolfed it down alone. Poor Big Redjade can only watch the majestic "General Fish" eat cookies.
All the fish in the distance smelled the fragrance and scrambled to taste delicious food. I threw a handful of biscuits for them to share slowly, and a large group of fish immediately gathered around to grab food. Some fat fish can't squeeze in, so they have to work outside. Those agile and clever little fish use their unique skills, some run amok with their own bodies, and some jerk their tails so hard that other fish are confused. Those who have neither the strength to top nor throw simply put other fish below. In a short time, a pack of biscuits in my hand was eaten up by these gluttons. They swam away with a big belly and full of joy.
Feeding fish is fun. Come and play sometime!
During the National Day, my father and I went to my grandmother's house in the country to play.
Haven't entered grandma's house, rhubarb dog immediately ran affectionately, wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue to lick my hand. The duck croaked beside me, as if it were me. Cousins who have been waiting for me to come back gathered around and took my hand to play with me. I suggested catching grasshoppers together, and they agreed happily. We skipped hand in hand to the Woods behind the village. I saw many grasshoppers jumping around in the grass, but I haven't jumped to one for a long time. I saw my two brothers jumping, jumping and grabbing like two flexible "hunters", and every grasshopper became a "trophy". I also learned from their appearance, and soon caught a lot. Haha, the three of us soon caught half a bottle of grasshoppers!
Autumn is a harvest season and a busy season. Grandparents are very hard, either drying corn at home or picking cotton in the field. Grandma and I went to the cotton field that day. This cotton tree is as tall as me. Cotton is white and white, and its petals are like orange petals. Curious, I walked into the cotton field and picked the soft cotton petals one by one. Cotton is soft and warm. I handed it to grandma and put it in the bag. Grandma praised me for my ability!
This National Day is full and meaningful. It's really a happy National Day!
Today, I feel that I have nothing to do. It happened that Wang Yu came to me and said that I would call my boss Tucki again. Although I don't want to in my heart, it's hard to say it in my mouth. Who let us be good friends? Let's go find Xiao Peng.
Along the way, Wang Yu was very excited. From time to time, he posed as a hero, waving his fists, kicking and waving his hands. Unexpectedly, he pushed too hard and snapped his pants open.
Wang Yu is miserable. He walked in secret and finally arrived at Lucy Xiao Peng's house. However, as soon as I saw my good friend, I forgot this great event. Wang Yu said, "Come on, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's go out and have fun. "
When we were playing in front of my house, Alice suddenly said in utter amazement, "Wang Yu, look, what happened to your pants?"
Wang Yu grabbed his pants and was in a hurry. He said, "Which one of you has a needle?"
"No, even if there is one at home, I don't know where to put it."
"I have it at home, but it's far away." Xiao Peng also said anxiously.
We rushed to Xiao Peng's house, rummaged through three places and found a needle.
The three of us rushed to the toilet. In the middle of sewing, there was no thread, so Wang Yu had to go home with a needle. ...
Holiday Fun Week 10 I can't help laughing when I think about it these days. ...
654381October 2, I was idle at home, and my father took a nap at home. I looked at my father and suddenly a ghost idea came into my mind. I "hey hey" smiled twice. I found my brush and adjusted the ink. I started my masterpiece-drawing on my father's face. No sooner had my brush touched my father's face than he moved. Maybe he feels a little itchy. I quickly hid the brush behind me. But when I found out that dad didn't wake up. I continued to paint, and I couldn't help laughing when I finished painting. I almost woke my dad, so I quickly covered my mouth. Ran out of the room and burst out laughing. ...
After coming here for a while, dad woke up, got up and went straight to the neighbor's house. As expected, my father came back in less than five minutes. Staring at me angrily, I pretended not to know anything and tried to smile and ask, "Dad, why do you look so big?" Dad pointed at my nose and smiled and said, "You naughty boy, pretend you don't know. It's just you and me at home. I went to my neighbor's house and was laughed at by everyone. " At this time, I quickly picked up my mobile phone and photographed this moment.
These days, I always turn out this photo inadvertently, and I can't help laughing.
Holiday Fun Week 1 1 "There are many inches in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls." This year's traditional Tomb-Sweeping Day is on Thursday, April 4th. Our family drove to their hometown, Chaoyang Gulao, to pay homage to their ancestors. Cars lined up all the way, all heading for the cemetery.
This is my first time to visit the grave to worship my ancestors. On the way, I always wanted to know what the cemetery on the mountain was like. I am looking forward to it. Finally, I arrived at my destination. I couldn't wait to rush up, but the hillside road was too slippery on rainy days, and I fell into my mouth and gnawed at the mud. I got up, and my mother looked at it and said, "Grandpa, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and you have to walk slowly on the hillside." I listened to my mother and walked slowly. There are many fruit trees on the mountain: Myrica rubra, apple tree, banana tree, olive tree ... Myrica rubra hangs on the tree, some apples are as red as children who drink a lot of wine, and bananas hang on the tree like boats. The air is so fresh!
Walking, we finally reached the grave of our grandparents. We cleared the weeds in front of the grave, then put the tributes and paper money in front of grandma's grave, lit incense and began to worship. My mother murmured, put incense in the soil after the worship, and then we lit some wood and burned the paper money in the fire. Finally, we lit firecrackers, kowtowed three times, put our things away and went home.
There are so many people worshipping their ancestors on the mountain, and the echoes of paper money and firecrackers are everywhere. Today's mountains are really lively!
After returning home, I was soaked to the skin, but I was still very happy because I learned a lot from this grave sweeping ceremony.
Holiday Fun Week 12 There was a year's "Eleventh" holiday, and my father took me to my grandfather's house to play.
One afternoon, my father took me to my uncle's sea cucumber pond to play. I also prepared a bottle for the little fish. My father and uncle are talking under the tree, and I go down to catch fish. Suddenly, I saw a shrimp and thought it was a fish, so I rushed up and caught it in the bottle. Unexpectedly, it ran away. It took me a long time to catch it and put it in the bottle. It turned out to be a cheerful shrimp. I was stunned, and I was disappointed with the deflated ball. But on second thought, I finally caught it and raised it! Suddenly, I saw some small fish swimming beside me, so I rushed up again. Small fish swim much faster than shrimp, so I can't catch up. I thought of a way, so I stood on the shore. When the little fish saw no one around, they all leaned against the shore. I suddenly rushed up. The little fish was frightened and fled everywhere. Finally, with my unremitting efforts, I caught two small fish, then put them in a bottle and made friends with the shrimp.
I walked forward proudly and accidentally stepped on the moss on a stone, only to hear a bang. I was covered in water, like a drowned rat, and the fish and shrimp in the bottle took the opportunity to run away. Disappointed, I picked up the empty bottle in the water and walked to the shore. Later, I went home wet like this.
Usually always at home and school, rarely contact with nature. I am unfamiliar with many things in nature, so I must get in touch with nature more when I have the opportunity.
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