Introduce some jokes. I didn't laugh today.

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... In the self-study class, Xiao Juan accidentally farted. The students all turned their heads, and Ah Tian, who had a crush on her, said, I'm sorry, I let go. After a while, Xiao Juan couldn't help letting go. Xiao Du, who had a crush on her, was busy defending her: Since everyone is so happy, I'll join in the fun. However, Xiao Juan later released another one, when someone asked: Who released this? At the same time, Peng, who secretly loves her and likes her more, stood up and said, I let her go. Then he pointed to Xiao Juan and said, "From now on, her fart belongs to me!" ! Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" At that time, my brain was too hot ... Ge You fell asleep on the way to dinner, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: Often! Friends don't understand. Ge You: It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Shit, isn't this Ge You?" A patient went to the hospital and the doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?" The patient replied, "I had a dream last night that I was a cow eating grass." The doctor said, "Don't worry, it's normal. Everyone dreams. Dreams are different from reality. " I saw the patient nervously say, "But when I got up, I found that half of the straw mats on my bed were missing!" " "Confucius said; Hit with a brick, press your face, don't mess up easily, don't care, don't die, don't die. What happens next doesn't matter. Sooner or later, you will die. Confucius said: hit with bricks! What a mess! Press the head! Dead or not, another Buddha is talking nonsense! I am kind! Not too much! Confucius said: No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how beautifully you dress, you will get a brick. A tree will die if it doesn't skin it. People are shameless and invincible in the world. If you are not satisfied, can you let me know? I hope my answer is helpful to you. Wish you a happy life!