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Chinese Rabbit German Grass 1 Let’s start with how one person has two names

Alian who is not yet 12 years old. Gu had already become a columnist for a newspaper in Wuhan, China, in the past few years. Wuhan is in the middle reaches of the Yangtze River, the largest river in China. If you take a boat along the Yangtze River to Wuhan, you can see the famous Jianghanguan Bell Tower next to the pier in the distance. The newspaper office is behind the bell tower. Alian Gu has never been to Wuhan. His home in Germany is too far away from Wuhan, but this does not prevent him from being a columnist there at all. To be more precise, he is a column translator. Once a week, Erann Gu translates a German joke into Chinese and sends an email from his mother's computer. Within seconds, he is picked up by the man behind the Jianghan Guan clock tower in Wuhan. The newspaper received it and quickly published it in the weekend supplement. This time the title of this little joke is called "Strange Coincidence".

One day, Daniel suddenly remembered something. He asked his mother: "In which city were you born?"

"I was born in Frankfurt."

"Then where was my father born?" Daniel asked again.

"Your father was born in Stuttgart."

Daniel asked his mother more curiously: "Then which city was I born in?"

"You were born in Hamburg!" Mom didn't know why Daniel asked her this.

"But now the three of us have come to the same home from these three cities. This is really a strange coincidence!" Daniel said to his mother excitedly.

Erian also "suddenly remembered something" like Daniel. He asked his mother: "In which city were you born?"

My mother replied: "I was in Nanjing Born."

"Then where was my father born?"

"Your father was also born in Nanjing."

"Why. Is this so?" Er'an was a little disappointed. His father should have been born in Shanghai or Wuhan. It wouldn't be "weird" enough if the three of them didn't come from three cities.

Originally, Alian would have been born in Nanjing like his parents. If his father had not come to Germany to study, he would not have been born in Hannover. The year when Er'an was born was the Year of the Rabbit in China, so he was born in the year of the rabbit. His mother is a Rooster and his father is a Monkey.

“Dad, you don’t look like a monkey at all,” Elian touched his father’s swollen belly, “You are as fat as a pig.”

“No way, this is like a monkey. It doesn't matter." Dad said, "You are a rabbit, but your ears are not long."

"Yes, I don't have red eyes or split lips."

He was born in April, and Germans are celebrating Easter, which happens to be a holiday related to rabbits. It is said that rabbits will lay eggs at this time, and rabbit eggs will bring good luck to people. The children excitedly rushed to the grass to look for colorful eggs (of course, just like the gifts in Christmas stockings, these are all adults' tricks). Therefore, regardless of whether Elian's ears are long, his eyes are red or not, and his lips are split or not, he is not only a Chinese rabbit, but also a German rabbit.

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