Humorous pick-up lines

A pithy and short sentence 1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive a bicycle!

4. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

5. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even tried to trick me yet!

6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

8. Is there a P for handsome? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns!

9. Leave it to me and you don’t have to worry, nothing can go wrong!

10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...

12. Don't thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

13. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

17. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but she should have died long ago!

18. You said...you like me? Actually...at first...I actually...well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

19. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

21. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

22. Can you say that scholars are stealing things?

23. I hate it. , don’t ask single men this question!

24. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy. .

27. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

32. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

34.A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.

40 . She is so fat that I can’t even twist her arm with my thighs.

41. There is a road in the mountain of books, first of all, learn to make porridge with eight treasures.

42. The world is Ours also belongs to our sons, but ultimately it belongs to those grandchildren.