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The topic of "social death scene during physical examination" is hotly debated. Have you ever experienced social death?

Yes, next, let's talk about the extremely embarrassing experience of social death. ?

It's no big deal if you just talk to a male god, have a little green teeth, or don't wash your face or wash your hair, and meet your sweetheart when you take out the garbage. The next social death, everyone is happy.

The exposure of social death, narcissism and girlfriends when taking the elevator, there were only two of us in the elevator, taking selfies at the elevator door.

As a result, the elevator door opened, and a large group of people outside looked at us. We remained the same as before. Everyone who wanted to get on the elevator collapsed. Fortunately, they are young, hahaha.

The red envelope of social death experience is wrong.

The take-away red envelopes I received were distributed to a large group of companies without paying attention. As a result, the boss found out at the first time. He asked me, why did you have lunch so early?

Social death experience night. Good, wrong.

I discussed the paper with the teacher late at night, and it was very late at last. I wanted to say good night. Results the input method gave priority to the prompt and ran out of the good night wife. As a result, good night wife was sent out. Suddenly, 65,438+00,000 drums were pounding in my heart. Wow, pull it back.

Friends and enemies of social death experience meet.

When the boss came to check the progress of the work, hr of another company sent a wechat, which said, come to our company for an interview next Tuesday, and please make up for the vomiting blood and fainting immediately.

The boss of the social death experience attacked

When the WeChat status was first put on the shelves, my mood was difficult to express. I immediately changed the state of noon to fishing, and the boss found out. I took a screenshot and asked me, what does fishing mean? How should I reply?

The story of social death is outspoken.

I always remember to turn off the wheat when I take online classes. I forgot to turn it off one day. When the teacher was explaining the details, a phone call suddenly came. I just vented my dissatisfaction and said to the person on the other end of the phone, hey, I'm still in class. The online classes are so messy that I'm sleepy. It is conceivable that the teacher heard the result.

The experience of social death is self-inflicted.

One day, I don't know why, I suddenly felt that it was fun to change the name and avatar of WeChat, and changed it into a bald and greasy uncle. The name of wechat is the rose of equal love. At this time, the club suddenly sent a message asking me if I was in charge of a project. I replied normally, and as a result, my head was so embarrassed that someone in the group immediately replied. Why would something like this come in? Me? Chatting with the boy I like on the road, suddenly two snots came out. White turned into a light, so bright that I panicked. I really want to apply to the academic affairs office for immediate withdrawal.

The experience of social death comes only once in ten thousand years.

I wanted to send a circle of friends to spit out my stingy and noisy roommate. I wanted to set it so that no one could see it, but my hand became a reminder. It's just stupid things that people with cerebral thrombosis do. Roommates have protested outside the door.

The fart of social death experience

Many it colleagues work overtime together, how dare they fart? I work late and hardly fart. Heart said, this is nobody. As a result, a colleague in the corner suddenly stood up and packed up and left. I really want to leave the city overnight.