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Naughty self-introduction

When you change to a new environment, you should always introduce yourself. Self-introduction can often let others know something. When writing self-introduction, there is always nothing new. The following is a naughty self-introduction I arranged for you. Welcome everyone to learn from it, I hope it will help you.

Naughty self-introduction 1 My name is Tang Ziyi, with a crooked nose and big eyes. But my eyesight is not very good. In order to see the words on the blackboard clearly, I always wear a pair of glasses with purple frames. I also have short hair and a pink bear headband. My mother always said that I looked like her, even this short yellow hair.

I have a bad habit of procrastination. Often unconsciously waste a lot of time, homework has not been finished. No, when my mother came to pick me up on Friday, the teachers complained to my mother one by one. Wang, a Chinese teacher, said, "I went home before I finished writing my composition, and the homework for the day was handed in the next day." Jiang Ye, a math teacher, said: "Half of the math exercise book has only 18 questions, but it took a whole class to finish, and three questions were wrong!" Alas! I think I'm really wasting my time! I have no sense of time. I have lost all my time. Look at my friends around me. I have done many things in the same time: when I was in a daze, some students had finished their homework; When I look around, some students' homework has been revised; While I was thinking hard, some students were already reading extracurricular books. ...

These two days, I thought of a way not to waste time: always remind myself to hurry up and write quickly! As long as I make progress every day, my homework will be faster.

More naughty self-introduction 2 Look! Who is the girl in the mirror?

Her name is Chen Shiyu, and she is 12 years old. Round face with small pimples; Black eyebrows, single eyelid and double eyelid eyes, not big, but sparkling; Does she look distinctive? Who is the girl sitting there staring blankly after class? Who is the girl who runs in the rain with her best classmates on a rainy day? Who is the girl who is the overbearing little emperor at home but silent at school? Who is the girl who is humming and jumping on her way home? -These are all me, Chen Shiyu.

I have many shortcomings. Careless, procrastinating, sometimes being short-tempered, sometimes talking back to elders, sometimes being lazy, and sometimes speaking and doing things without considering the consequences. ...

I also have many advantages. Lively and cheerful, optimistic about problems, and get along well with classmates. When you get serious, you won't behave as usual. Sometimes you are more rational and sometimes you are diligent. ...

I am still a girl who loves painting and fantasy. I like to draw the most beautiful people with my pen and paper. Even if you don't like them, even if you think they are ugly, I still love them. After all, they came from my hands and I created them.

Fantasy, also a part of my life, gives me happiness and sadness. I fantasize that I am a happier girl than I am now; I fantasize that I am a poor and lonely child; I fantasize about becoming a novelist.

This is me, I love to play, I am optimistic, I am lazy, and I exist in two forms. This is me, imperfect me, I love painting, I am composed of fantasy. This is me, simple me, sometimes careless me, sometimes serious me, the real me!

More naughty self-introduction 3 Hello!

I introduce a girl to you today. She is short and ugly, smart and clever, with a ponytail. She studies in Class 8, Grade 1, No.80 Middle School.

Sometimes she is lively and lovely, and sometimes she is quiet and clever. In the eyes of parents, she is a good daughter; In the eyes of the teacher, she is a girl who loves to learn; In the eyes of classmates, she is a good partner who wants to be noisy and quiet; In her own eyes, she is her, a unique girl, a girl full of personality and ideals.

She has a wide range of hobbies. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are her favorites. She is good at singing. She has something to say: "Singing can not only bring joy to others, but also be the best way to express her feelings." She dances well, too. Although she only danced for two or three years, her basic skills are also very good. Her recitation is even more worth mentioning. She is a "re-disciple" of Grandpa Sun Jingxiu, the "story king". There are countless gold medals, silver medals, first and second prize certificates, trophies and medals won in various competitions in cities and districts. Although she is thin, she swims well. She trains in Chaoyang Sports School. Although she worked hard, she finally achieved good results in butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke and freestyle.

Small as she is, she is ambitious. You have to ask her what she wants to be when she grows up. "Diplomat, writer, host." She will tell you without hesitation. Her motto is "sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions."

She makes many friends, no matter whether you are male or female, fat or thin, you will become good friends with her! You will definitely ask me, "Who is this excellent girl? How do you know her so well? " To tell you the truth, "she" is me. My name is Wang Tianyi, and I am 12 years old. I hope I can be friends with you, him and everyone present!

Naughty self-introduction 4 I consider myself a serious child; In the eyes of teachers and parents, I am a lively and studious girl; But in the eyes of my classmates, I am changeable: sometimes I am their good partner; Sometimes he is a highly effective team leader, but at other times, he has become an enthusiastic and good helper.

As a student, I strictly abide by all the rules of the school. At school, I study hard, know how to obey the law, love the group and help others. In class, I am diligent and thoughtful, helping my classmates, and I am their best and most trusted partner. Study hard in study, be good at thinking and play an exemplary role. My grades are among the best, but I still try to climb the peak of my study. When my classmates encounter difficulties in their studies, I always lend a helping hand to help them open the lock. I will do exactly what my teacher told me and build a bridge of communication with my teacher.

As a good boy, at home, I always help my mother do some housework, such as sweeping the floor, mopping the floor and cleaning the table. ..........................................................................................................................................

Although honor is a person's proof, it can also be a double-edged sword. It can make people lose their way, but I am not carried away by these rare honors. I think they are the driving force for progress. So I have won the title of "three good students" many times, but I am never proud and will not envy others for it.

I am most proud of the award in X years. I won the first prize in the duo group and the third prize in the rumba group in the "Melody Cup" Latin Dance Competition held in Zhangjiakou No.1 Middle School. My efforts were not in vain! In the admiration of everyone in the audience, I told myself: I can't be proud, this is just the beginning, we must continue to work hard!

"Try your best to be yourself" is the principle I believe in. As a class cadre, I am strict with myself everywhere, set an example in everything, and always actively and conscientiously complete the tasks assigned by the teacher to help the teacher manage the class well. I am the teacher's right-hand man. I have always been able to serve my classmates wholeheartedly and influence my classmates with my warm and cheerful personality. As long as there is my place, the students all smile from ear to ear, one by one. My enthusiasm won everyone's full trust in me, which also made me feel very happy.

In my opinion, the main reason for studying well is diligence. As a famous saying goes, "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." When I was in the first grade, my grades were not particularly excellent, but I never got discouraged, because no one was born a genius. I always ask others for advice until I understand.

I also think that accumulation is also a kind of diligence for learning. Study hard. Diligence here is not only the pursuit of progress and love of learning, but also refers to accumulation. In learning, the accumulation after class is as important, necessary and indispensable as the things in class. There is no shortcut in the world that can make you improve your grades and soar. Good words and sentences in reading can be accumulated, and so can knowledge in nature. There are many accumulated benefits, such as I have a deep understanding. Every time I write a composition in an exam, when others don't know how to write it, many things that are usually accumulated in my mind suddenly inspire me.

I am previewing the text while others are playing. Everyone else is asleep, and I'm still sorting out what I've learned all day. I have made a lot of efforts to improve my grades. Of course, my efforts have paid off! I finally made a breakthrough in my grades. But I still dare not relax at all. I am still very diligent. It has become a good habit for me to review and preview as soon as I get home.

I especially like reading books, which are my spiritual food. I have a big bookshelf with many different books in it. I like reading children's literature and science books very much. When I was reading, I almost forgot the time. As long as I have time, I won't miss a second. So, a lot of jokes were made. Reading can give me strength.

Now I am studying hard to realize my future wish. I put forward seven requirements for doing homework, such as reviewing, correcting mistakes first, then doing homework, and then previewing the new lesson content. At the end of each exam, we will make plans, find reasons when we can't reach our goals, sum up experience, and make learning a driving force for growth. I have a strong understanding of knowledge, and there is always my loud and clear voice to answer questions in class. I am always proactive and confident, and I am an example to my classmates.

Achievements represent the past, and my life has just begun. Bees can only brew sweet honey if they collect honey diligently, and eagles can only make their wings stronger if they bravely fight the wind and rain. When the waves wash away the sand, the true colors of gold will be revealed. After the storm, pine trees will be more obvious. In the future, I will work harder to win glory for my class, add luster to my life, and live up to the expectations and love of teachers and parents.

Naughty self-introduction 5 Hello, teachers and classmates: Hello, everyone! I am a quiet and obedient boy. I don't like making trouble, but I can be naughty occasionally. I graduated from kindergarten, where I spent three happy years. Teachers like me, children like me, of course I like them. We are very happy together. I have many good friends there, and I hope I can do the same at school. I know many words, but my writing is not very good. My mother bought me many books, and I like reading them very much. Now my favorite books are heroic stories, military affairs and science. I like asking questions, too. Sometimes my mother is stumped and has to look it up in the computer.

In order to exercise, I studied martial arts in kindergarten for half a year, and the teacher taught me a set of boxing techniques, which I almost forgot now. I also studied children's painting in the Children's Palace for half a year. Although my painting is not very good now, it is better than before. I like painting Altman best.

My mother asked me to have good living habits, go to bed early and get up early, take a nap at noon, pay attention to hygiene and wash my hands frequently. I try my best to do it, but sometimes I make some small mistakes, especially when I have played too much this holiday, started school and changed to a new environment.

My advantage is that my memory is better, I can read more words and add and subtract a little. Mild and cheerful personality, able to live in harmony with peers; Dare to speak in class and actively raise your hand to answer questions; Help teachers do what they can in kindergarten. There are shortcomings, sometimes stubborn, and occasionally a little stingy. My physical education is not very good. When I was rehearsing dance in kindergarten, the teacher said that my movements were uncoordinated and I was a little timid in climbing high and low, but I would strengthen my exercise. Mom also said that I was a little careless in doing my homework. My mother's hope for me is: health, kindness, integrity, progress, study hard and be a self-confident, self-reliant and self-reliant person. I hope the teacher can be strict with me and help me make progress. My parents hope that I can keep my eyesight and don't wear glasses too early, so it is very important to keep the correct reading and writing posture. I hope you can urge me to remind me Thank you.