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My daughter has gained weight. Funny, say something.

First, hand in hand for 26 years, regardless of the wind and rain along the way, the biggest gain is that we have all gained weight, and the happiest thing is that God has given us a smart, sensible and capable daughter.

Second, meow, it's great to feed her. She has gained a lot of weight and doesn't want to go back to school.

I haven't been released for three or two days, and my daughter said that these two have gained weight! I have grown up for half a month, and I am much more sophisticated in flying.

Fourthly, once I set up a flag and took a photo with my daughters with my thin hands. It never occurred to me that now we are all getting fat.

I just sent a video to my father. My grandmother is beside me. She said that I had gained weight and was a fat daughter.

My lovely daughter seems to have gained weight.

Seven, your daughter, I don't want to say that I have reached the connection, I have never been close! At the same time, you always say that I am too thin and like me to be fatter? Such a sworn contradiction can only be summed up as a filter called maternal love.

Eight, no wonder my daughter gained weight while eating my milk. HS has a high fat content.

On the day I went to the physiotherapy shop, my aunt said that I was fat, but I looked much better. She said that when she met me at the station a long time ago, I was out of spirits. She said that I am as happy as her daughter to see me now ~ Oh, I'm so touched.

Ten, the daughter has gained weight.

Today is an unhappy day, because I have gained weight, and I am still hungry now, because Xiaoyu was scratched and bled by a cat and needs an injection. Mother lost 1000 yuan because her daughter didn't show up again. It's ugly, too, because I'm going to a meeting to be a tutor next Wednesday. Alas, where is my hope in life?

Compared with two years ago, my daughter has grown a lot, and Cui Zhehan has gained a lot of weight.

Thirteen, one of the beautiful things in life: when my father is not at home, I wake up with my lovely daughter. After several colds and fevers, Sister Teng finally gained a kilo.

14. I gained weight after spending a month with my daughter. Because my daughter has gained weight recently, I jokingly shouted: Fat, GG Bond. My daughter was not angry and said: Clenbuterol (the way my daughter laughed at me). I have to give a raiders: Bao Er (daughter's nickname). The daughter happily agreed to Kim. Although raising children is very emotional and physical, I look fine.

Fifteen, my daughter put her arm around my waist and said, mom, you have gained weight. Look in the mirror at night and find that your chin is round. It's too hot, Master Dou doesn't want to go out for a walk. It seems that this hour after dinner is really indispensable.

Sixteen, after changing clothes, I calmly asked my mother, mother, why is this skirt getting shorter and shorter? It's a miniskirt! Is that your daughter? Have I grown taller? Mom looked at me and said, you've gained weight ~ Daughter: Mom, I've gained weight again, but our teacher said that the heat expands and the cold contracts. Looks like I have to shrink. Mom: Have you thought of any good ideas? Daughter: All you have to do is let me eat two ice creams a day!

Seventeen, the son is taller and the daughter is fatter. All right.

Eighteen, on the road, back to Wuhan, eat braised pork, have a red daughter. Well, I admit that I have gained weight again.

Nineteen, a junior high school classmate's mother saw my first sentence turned out to be telling her mother, ah, your daughter has gained weight!

Twenty, mom! Call me home for dinner! Your daughter is eating instant noodles and garbage outside! Fat again! Call me home quickly! Please.