Send a paragraph in a circle of friends on Valentine's Day in 2022. Humorous phrases about Valentine's Day.

1. As long as you show your love, this person will not count me next year.

On Valentine's Day, Edison went shopping with a couple and came home. He invented the light bulb.

Notice: There will be a slight earthquake tonight. The epicenter was located in hotels, lawns, cars, etc. The earthquake was not particularly strong, accompanied by a slight buzz. Please don't panic.

Even if the whole world is sprinkling dog food, I will eat it with you.

Valentine's Day is coming. Don't hold back the person who has a crush on me. How can I let you know what despair is if you don't say it?

Don't ask me how I spent Valentine's Day, I can only laugh it off.

7. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? You know, the kind that sits and eats and doesn't talk. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. I can modify this picture for six people.

8. Tomorrow on Valentine's Day, if you don't have a date, you can tell me about Aite. I'll carry this pot.

9. What Valentine's Day is not Valentine's Day? I'm happy without your mother.

10. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

1 1. Don't bask in gifts on Valentine's Day, bask in your boyfriend, maybe there will be the same.

12. Valentine's Day, what's different? Only 24 hours, not much for a second, not less for a second.

13. My mother has forgotten my name since she knew the word single dog.

14. Never tell your husband that I hate you, otherwise, he will be happy.

15.8000m coast is seven centimeters blue. Who cares if Deep Sea is true?

16. Being caught in the rain is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are the only one in your circle.

18. Don't rent yourself out on Tanabata, wake up. Usually no one wants it for free, and now I have received the money. Don't you have a small B number in your heart?

19. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

20. Thank you for being so dazzling and being the star in my plain years. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it. Tanabata is just a reminder for me, reminding me that the summer vacation is over half.

22. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

23. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

24. After being single for a long time, I feel good looking at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

25. History is strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

This planet is fragile occasionally, and I want to sink with you occasionally. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

27. Today is Valentine's Day. Do you need someone to play your girlfriend? Money doesn't matter, mainly because I love acting.

28. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

29. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

30. Today is the time for me to show myself. Here, on behalf of single people, I send a song to my lover, happy parting and music playing.