A funny sketch about the army.

Essay on party building: the party's kindness is endless.

(Uncle and aunt, talk while walking)

Aunt: Why don't you follow me everywhere I go? Can you stay away from me? !

Uncle: You usually take me with you. Can't you take me again on such an important occasion today?

Aunt: Usually you just follow me. What day is it today? Today, this is a grand performance of * * troops to commemorate the 90th anniversary of the founding of the Party. I took part in the activities as an old party member, an old model and an advanced representative who supported the army and was superior to others. You said you weren't party member or an activist. What are you involved in?

Uncle: Although I am not party member, I have always been a qualified mass. No matter how advanced and exemplary you are, you cannot be divorced from the masses.

Aunt: You said I didn't want to go out with you. The score is too low. Don't take me seriously. I have been angry for the past two years. I am the head of our family, and the top leader is also an instructor. I check the quality of food and have strict requirements on food hygiene. Take fire safety at heart, take care of my family to ensure safety, and support me as a model. The army hired me as an amateur instructor, published newspapers, made interviews, invited me to radio and television, went to Beijing next year, and appeared at the Spring Festival party.

Uncle: Come on, you still show your face in the Spring Festival Evening. It's not enough to scare yourself. Do you still want to scare China1300 million people?

Aunt: Why are you so irritating? This is not a theatrical performance for the 90th anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party of China tonight. Are you strongly inviting me to perform?

Uncle: What were you invited to do at the party?

Aunt: I'm old party member, a model of supporting the army. I was born in the old society and grew up under the red flag. I remember the kindness of the party and build the four modernizations with a pure heart. As an old party member, I came to the scene to talk about the changes in my life over the years and express my gratitude to the Party.

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