3 joke, urgent need

One day, I was sick and went to the hospital to hang water. I saw a nurse sister come to help me change the salt water. I've been laughing. My sister asked, "What are you laughing at?" Me: "Smile a little."

Some people like to make phone calls. One day, he hung up.

You told me to go out, I went out, you told me to come back, I went out.

Golf (golf), Lin Chong, Shi Jin (hard), Song Jiang (pulp delivery), Ruan Xiaoer.

The conductor woke up a passenger sleeping by the window: "Your ticket, sir?" "Tickets? What ticket? I don't have a ticket! " "No ticket? Then where are you going? " "I don't want to go anywhere!" "Then why did you get on this train?" "When I passed this train, you were shouting at me:' Please get on the bus and sit down quickly!' I had to walk into the carriage. "

Halfway through the movie at the cinema, the screen of the cinema turned dark. A buddy shouted: Move the mouse quickly! ! ! ! !