Super funny words

1, there are tens of millions of children in China. If it really doesn't work, we will change it.

2. Drink today, get drunk today, and never give up.

3, look at the past are goods, sister, who do you want to live with?

The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning you can't afford, a late night when you don't sleep, and a day when you don't go out.

5. Boys who are nice to only one girl are called warm men, and boys who are nice to all girls are called hot dogs.

6. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

Call me handsome whatever you want. I don't mind, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a group of innocent fools.

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. You can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.

9, the old vine is dizzy, not making enough money, or a person, I am ugly and no one wants to be blind.

10, drinking with friends at a food stall, suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and slapped herself in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!

1 1. Would anyone like to walk side by side with me, hand in hand, into a small restaurant, roast a leg of lamb and have a hot pot? Not for eternity, just check out and leave.

12, suddenly look at you, it is better to look carefully.

13, those hurdles that can't be crossed are not because your legs are short!

14. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

15. The people who live near Zhu Zhechi are black. Please stay away from me in the future. I don't want you to be beautiful, too

16. Couples should be equal. Listen to your boyfriend when you agree, and listen to your girlfriend when you disagree.

17, men's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

18, best friend: the brother who sleeps in my upper bunk. Favorite girl: you at the same table. The most unforgettable thing: my brother who slept in my upper bunk took you away from my deskmate.

19, I have been with my girlfriend for four years. She often makes me lie on her lap and pull my ears. Now I'm deaf, and she's gone.

20. Men like women's beautiful faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

2 1, the bar was drunk. I picked up the phone and opened the phone book. Looking at these strange names, I don't know who to call. I suddenly felt that I was a failure and couldn't help crying all night. The next morning, I found that the mobile phone was not my own.

22, friends always advise you, don't stay at home, you will not find the object. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find it by going out to play?

23. Learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are asking for passwords.

24. I have always wanted to be a better person, more motivated, more energetic, smarter, harder, more ambitious, more hardworking, more persistent, healthier and slimmer; However, every time I have a full stomach, I really want to sleep, and then I say to myself: I will wait until tomorrow to become a better person.

25. Nowadays people are more and more self-righteous. They never think of others, are self-centered and think that the whole world should revolve around him. You don't say! All for me!

26. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

27. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

28. It's noon now, so it's difficult to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.