Post photos of the couple with humorous sentences

The humorous sentences for posting photos of the couple are as follows:

1. This weakest heart has been broken to pieces by you.

2. I am your passing cloud, but I will remember you for many years despite your few words.

3. Sometimes I love you very much, and sometimes I want to kill you with a gun. More often than not, when I see the sweet soy milk you like to drink on the way to buy a gun, I forget that I am here to kill you. of.

4. When I think of you, I feel lucky. I often feel a warm feeling, like the comfort I feel after eating enough and sleeping well.

5. After countless separations, there will be many reunions.

6. A woman who likes sweets and is very fat! This woman has a habit of hating ants and will kill them on sight. When asked why, this little thing loves sweets so much, and his waist is so thin!

7. In fact, I have confessed to you a long time ago, in every look I look at you.

Sentences suitable for posting photos of couples:

1. There are so many right and wrong in relationships. The one who loves more will always bow first. I have given my heart to you, so why should I care about it?

2. I want to be someone who, no matter how many years have passed or how many people you have met, will still be a wonderful person in your life when you look back on it.

3. Heart-wrenching love is true, only happiness is false. The beautiful flowers and full moon that I once thought...love is just a situation set by fate.

4. Don’t always say that we are very good friends and we are also divided into first and second place.

5. There is nothing wrong with November. The chestnut-scented wind blows at the corners of my skirt, there is the sunshine that I like, the warm custard buns, the loose and soft knitted sweaters, the gentle cats, and... There is a birthday celebration with flowers and leaves falling.

6. The best relationship is that you love me, I am free, we trust each other, and we are in love all day long.

7. In the long years, don’t leave me alone. I’m afraid I won’t be able to find a better way than meeting you, liking you and accompanying you.

8. Is it fun to fall out of love and be exposed to the rain? Is it fun to cut your wrists and commit suicide? Is it fun to call a shrew a street? Don’t be stupid, do you know how many people are watching your joke?