Marketing humor jokes

In the history of mankind, since there was language, there has been banter language. It was first passed on by word of mouth. Later, with words, many jokes were recorded and compiled into books. Next, I bring you marketing humor jokes. Welcome to reading.

1 At the end of the day, the sales manager gave each salesman an umbrella. The salesperson asked inexplicably, "The weather forecast didn't say it would rain in the next few days? Why not send an umbrella at the end of the year? "

The manager said, "After these umbrellas are worn out, I will give you a year-end bonus."

The salesman asked again, "When can such a strong umbrella be worn out?"

The manager added, "I'm afraid they are not strong enough ..."

The next morning, as soon as the door of the sales department was opened, a large group of buyers poured in. They shouted and vomited, and kept rotten fruits and vegetables ... The manager shouted, "Bring an umbrella!" " The salesman took out his umbrella to resist, and the sales department was in chaos.

The next day, the sales manager informed the sales staff: "You can come and get the year-end bonus ..."

Marketing humor joke 2 A car accident made David lose his male pride. What makes him unbearable is that a strong and handsome young man often comes to the door to sell sexual AIDS.

One day, David came home early after a business trip and saw the ugly scene of the young man and his wife.

David was very angry. He grabbed the young man's hair and asked angrily, "What a dog!" " Are you here to sell sexual goods or sexual ability? "

Xiao Wu, who had experience in sales promotion, went to a plastic products factory to find a job.

"What products do you want me to promote?" Xiao Wu asked the department manager.

"You specialize in selling multifunctional trash cans." The department manager said.

"It is too difficult to sell only one product. What if I can't sell it? " Xiao Wu asked again.

"It's very simple. The trash can't be sold, and the boss immediately sells you into the trash can. " The department manager answered easily.

Marketing humor joke 4 "Salesman No.3, why haven't you reported your promotion to the company?" Haven't the products been sold out yet? "

"After previous sales, it has quadrupled compared with the first half of the year."

"So ... why don't you come back?"

"My sales commission is enough to sell my ex-girlfriend. I'll be right back."

A mother complained to her friend, "I'm really worried about my son's future." When he didn't go to college, he knew to play all kinds of handheld games. "

"Oh ... really? Then you can let him go to work in my brother's company, specializing in selling handheld game consoles. " Her friend said it was like a treasure.

Marketing humor joke 6 Slaughterhouse recruits several pig collectors. A man with a height of only about 90 cm came to apply.

The boss looked at him and said, "You are so short; What can I do? "

The man replied, "I have investigated, and the pigsty of rural people is only one meter high." I'm going in to get the pig out. I want to make sure I don't hit my head and get trampled to death by the pig. "

So the boss hired him.

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