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What are the wonderful uses of one dollar?
1...yuan
Okay, I found an article for reference: 1 yuan is exchanged for 100 1-cent steel plates, and then one for each Count until your hands cramp. At this time, a sense of wealth will arise spontaneously from counting money until your hands cramp. 2. Use 1 yuan to buy a few glass balls and put them in your pocket, and then find an opportunity to exchange food with an unknown number of children. While you are hiding aside, you secretly eat a lot of the glass balls you exchanged. When buying millet crispy rice, beef jerky, hawthorn slices, shrimp crackers, and ice cream, you will feel the joy of making a big deal with only 1 yuan.
3. Go to a small restaurant, spend 5 cents to get 1 tael of tea egg, then use the remaining 5 cents to get 1 tea egg, drink the small roast, eat a mouthful of tea egg, and drink again from time to time After a few sips of free tea, he felt as if he could eat in a restaurant for only 1 yuan, and he would come uninvited.
4. Use 1 yuan to buy a piece of cardboard, write a few sweet love words, and then fold it into a greeting card and give it to your girlfriend. When your girlfriend floats towards you with her little eyes tenderly like water, The gratifying feeling of being able to win your girlfriend's favor with just 1 yuan will be something you will never forget. 5. Throw a 1 yuan coin into the electric Trojan horse in the children's playground. After the Trojan horse is activated, sit on it and you will regain the carefree and happy time of your childhood.
6. Use 1 yuan to buy ten empty mineral water bottles, then fill them with cold boiled water, put them in the refrigerator, and drink 1 bottle every day. At this time, 1 yuan can be used as 10 yuan. The super sense of accomplishment of flowers will linger in your heart. 7. For the purpose of losing weight, go on a diet for three days. After you feel dizzy with hunger, buy a big steamed bun for 1 yuan, and then wolf it down while it is hot. At this time, you can satisfy yourself with one yuan. The pride of a strong desire will come over you.
8. Take a bus on Qingnian Road in Guangzhou Development Zone for 1 yuan, sit in a seat with a wide view from the adjacent window, pass by the crowded East District Commercial Street, look at the tall and prosperous commercial city, and enjoy yourself on the road You can watch what you want to see, think what you want, and say what you want to say. When you get off at the terminal, you can take a self-guided tour of the Guangzhou Development Zone for just 1 yuan. Joy will well up in your heart.
9. Use 1 yuan to buy a joke newspaper and enjoy reading it. At this time, a sense of happiness that can be exchanged for 1 yuan will overflow on your little face.
10. Put a 1 yuan coin into the automatic shoe polishing machine in the mall, and watch your worn leather shoes showing the luster of new shoes as the machine rotates. You can use 1 yuan to polish your shoes. The excitement of turning old shoes into new shoes under your feet will thrill you.
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