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Love is not just about homework, a shirt is on fire ***
Author\Special Contributor Ding Yanling
Jason said that every time he saw his wife put on that lace pajama with black spaghetti straps and a translucent lower part, he felt like he couldn't control himself. Even though he later helped his wife buy many similar-style black sexy pajamas, he still felt that the original one looked the best and asked his wife not to throw it away.
And his wife Candy said that she knew that every time her husband saw her wearing this pajamas, even though they were an old married couple, she would still get dizzy, so she had long regarded this dress as a "Baja" means that when she wants to ask her husband for something, no matter how tired he is, he will still be very excited after seeing her put on this pajamas. She will nod and agree every time, even if she wears it. Sister Tao Sherry said that every time before her husband goes to bed, I'm always in a hurry to take off her clothes. What I love most is probably her naked body, right? She doesn't understand what kind of shirt there is? She doesn't quite believe it...
The shirt evokes associations, and men become more excited after seeing it
Shen Ziqi, a sexual happiness instructor at the Sexual Happiness and Health Center, said that many couples think that being "naked" is the fastest way. Yes, but sometimes it is too fast and too straightforward, leaving no association and leaving no room for imagination in the brain. Furthermore, every stage of life has different desires, just like eating vegetables. She gave an example: Some people say that a lifetime I refused to eat bitter melon, but after eating the crisp green jade bitter melon, I began to feel that bitter melon is a special delicacy; and the same is true for the shirt, which is a new sense and passion, making men more "enthused" by watching it. .
What is a woman’s shirt? The jersey is not necessarily a piece of clothing, it may also be a pair of high heels, a pair of black pants, or even a pair of white gloves; Shen Ziqi said that a sexual happiness consultant once said that when he was getting married, he suddenly turned around and glanced at the bride. His wife happened to put on white gloves. At that time, he felt very happy and her wife was also very sexy. Therefore, whenever he saw his wife wearing white gloves, he would feel very excited. As a result, he hoped that his wife would wear white gloves every time* **, but my wife thought it was too strange, so she asked her husband for consultation.
"I like black hair, high heels, and feet with nail polish..." Is this considered a disease? Shen Ziqi said that in fact, this cannot be regarded as a disease, but everyone appreciates different things. Most people like each other's naked body, which is in line with the public's imagination, so it usually does not make people think there is a problem, but some people Particularly liking a certain part of the other person will make him "associate" him with a very sexy vagina, so it can only be said that this is a "fetish", a special preference that will make people have sexual associations, so it is not considered pathological.
This special sexual fetish was once considered by scholars to be a minority, but Shen Ziqi said that it is actually not a minority! In fact, many men like women wearing black pants, and many are even obsessed with them; just like in Japan, there are also many men who like the knee socks worn by female high school students, paired with student skirts, from knee socks to short skirts. It is called the "absolute field". There are hundreds of thousands or millions of enthusiasts in Japan who share this preference. How can they be called a minority?
The charm of black ***: Mrs. ***, I have no interest in sex
A pair of wives came to ask for help, saying that their husband had lost interest in her and they didn’t know what to do. She invited her husband to participate in the consultation and explained his feelings. Her husband was very willing to cooperate. At that time, he felt that there should be a good result. He asked why he and his wife were passionately in love before and were very happy after marriage. After his wife became pregnant, he thoughtfully asked her to resign. He just stayed at home and took care of the kids. He was a considerate and warm man. Why did he become like this later?
This husband said that he fell in love with his wife because one day he saw his wife wearing black pants in the office and he was obsessed with it, so he pursued her vigorously. After marriage, she wore sexy black pants. So it's no problem. He didn't expect that his wife was pregnant and he just wanted her to take care of the baby at home, so it wouldn't be too hard. But his wife was no longer **** and he couldn't be interested in sex anymore.
Usually men who have developed this kind of "sexual interest" find it difficult to change their special preferences unless they find another person who makes him more "sexually interested". After his wife found out, she said She knew before that her husband liked to see her wearing black pants, and she was also willing to wear them to keep her husband's "sexual interest" strong. However, later on, there was no chance to wear black pants at home, so it was not that she was unwilling to cooperate, but the two of them would be together again. Discuss under what circumstances should you wear black pants to satisfy your husband's sexual fantasies.
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