English humorous dialogue, about 2-3 minutes.

1.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.

Psychiatrist: I will deal with you later.

Patient: Everyone has been ignoring me.

Psychiatrist: Next please!

Mother: The joke next door. Madam has a newborn baby.

Daughter: What will she do with her old mobile phone?

Mother: You pray for Grandma, Grandpa and Aunt Sue. Why don't you pray for Uncle John?

Daughter: I didn't want to ask too much.

Parents: I hope I won't punish you one day.

Little Chief: I totally agree with you!

Sailor: I was shipwrecked and lived on a can of sardines for a week.

Captain: Good heavens, aren't you afraid of falling?

Student: If I don't do something, will I be in trouble?

Teacher: Well, I don't think so.

Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework.

Jim: What is white and steep with ears?

Tara: I don't know.

Jim: A snow-covered mountain.

Tara: What about the ears?

Jim: Haven't you heard of mountaineers?

Summer camp counselor: How did you get that terrible lump on your nose?

Camper: I bent down to smell a brose.

Camp counselor: There is no B in rose.

Camper: It's in this one!

2.

Ben: Have you ever heard of a new dance called elevator?

Mike: Of course I didn't! What is it like?

Ben: It has no steps!

Postman 1: A dog bit my leg this morning.

Postman 2: Did you put anything on it?

Postman 1: No, he likes the original.

Teacher: Joey, please use the word "carriage" in a sentence.

Joey: OK, "If I tell my dog not to wag his tail, he will still wag it."

Teacher: Charles, please use "discount" in a sentence.

Charles: Yes, madam. "Is the discount a word?"

Teacher: Duff, please use the word "window" in a sentence.

Duff: Yes, sir, it's like this: "I took part in a game, but I didn't miss it."

Teacher: What does the letter B.C. mean?

Student: Before the calculator.

Jack: I received an anonymous letter.

John: Who gave it to you?

Lenny: May I hold your hand?

Jenny: No, it's not that heavy.

Don: I didn't know our school was haunted.

Ron: Me neither. How did you find out?

Don: Everyone is talking about our school spirit.

Brent: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Trent: How tall are you?

Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me it was good for mice. He can't go near them!

Clerk: Well, isn't it bad for mice?

Guest: Hello. I am looking for a good deal.

Shop assistant: Oh. All right. Goodbye.

Billy: Do you write with your right hand or your left hand?

Joel: My left hand.

Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil

Jack: Did you hear about the giant who vomited?

Jill: No, how do you know?

Jack: The whole city knows!

Pam: Is it okay to eat hot dogs with your hands?

Sam: No, hot dogs have no hands!

Joe: I built it backwards.

Mary: How?

Joe: I have a runny nose and my feet stink!

Professor Crazy: I made a new invention!

Student: What does it do?

Professor Crazy: It can make people see through brick walls!

Student: What's its name?

Crazy Professor: That's called a window!

Bobby: I have bought this car for 15 years, and I have never had an accident.

Potential buyer: You mean you have owned this broken car for 15 years, and you have never owned a car.

Mary: Do you know that they don't make pencils anymore?

Sue: Wow! Why not?

Mary: They are long enough!

Michael: I was on TV today.

Jeremy: You're kidding! How long have you been on it?

Michael: Not really. When my mother saw me, she told me to leave.

Sarah: Why did you miss the plane?

Jane: I have to say goodbye to my pet.

Sarah: But you are two hours late!

Jane: I have an ant farm!

George: Look, I just found a lost baseball.

Louis: How did you know it was lost?

George: Because the children in the street are still looking for it!

Mom: What are you doing?

Bob: I washed myself, of course.

Mom: No soap and water?

Bob: Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?

Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class.

Student: If you don't speak so loudly, I can.

Teacher: Chubo, who invented the flightless plane?

Chubb: Wrong brother.

3.

Annie Buddy? Anne Wan? Wan? Summer buddy?

Li Senyun: Hello, may I speak to Anne Yun?

Mr. Sori: Yes, you can talk to me.

Li Senwan: No, I want to talk to Anne Wan!

Mr. Sori: You're talking to someone! Who is this?

Li Senwan: I'm Sen Wan. I want to talk to Anne Wan! It is urgent.

Mr. Sori: I know you are someone. You want to talk to anyone! But what is this urgent matter about?

Li Senwan: Then tell my sister Anne Wan that our brother had a car accident. Wan is injured.

Now Noivan is being taken to the hospital. Now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: If no one was injured in the accident and no one was taken to the hospital, it would not be an emergency!

You may think this is funny, but I don't have time! ! !

Li Senyun: You are very rude. Who are you?

Mr. Sori: I'm Sori.

Li Senyun: You should be sorry. Now tell me your name!

Mr. Sori: I'm Sori! !

Li Senwan: I don't like your tone of voice, sir. I don't care. Tell me your name!

Mr Sori: Listen, madam, I have told you that I am sorry! I'm Sori! ! I'm SORI! ! ! You didn't even tell me your name!

Li Xinwan: I told you that I am gentle! Senwan! ! ! You'd better be careful. My father is a summer worker.

My uncle holds an important position in the company. He is not a friend.

Mr. Sori: Oh, I'm so scared (sarcastically). Look, I don't care about your uncle. He's a nobody. Everyone thinks he is the boss.

And hold an important position in the company.

Li Senyun: No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr. Sori: Like I said, I don't care which aunt of yours sleeps with everyone, and I know that not everyone works here! Ah! ! !

Li Senwan: Huiwan is my sister!

Mr. Soli: I don't know which one is your sister! Why do you think I am in the name of God? ?

Listen, I have work to do. If I don't feel well, I'll say it on the radio.

"Attention, someone called to say that someone's brother had an accident.

But don't worry, no one was injured and no one was taken to the hospital.

But anyway, everyone is going to the hospital. Father may be an important person, but if you are their uncle, you are nothing.

"So what! ?

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