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A treat story.

One day, he held a grand banquet and invited some guests. Seeing that several guests haven't arrived yet, he said to himself, "Why haven't you come yet?"

The guests listened and thought, "None of us should come." So half of them left quietly.

Seeing the guest leaving, he was very anxious and said, "Hey! Everything that shouldn't have gone! "

Hearing this, the rest of the people all left, it was our turn to go, and two-thirds of them left again.

The man left without saying goodbye as soon as he saw the guests. He was so anxious that he patted his thigh and said, "This, this, I'm not talking about them."

The last three guests listened and thought, "That must mean us." So they patted their legs and left.

When the host saw this scene, he sighed and said, "You can't talk, you can't treat people, and the chicken, duck and fish are all cooked in vain."