Brainstorming on New Year's Day

At dawn, the third son-in-law and the third young lady brought a chicken to pay a New Year call to the old father-in-law. Sam Pumi bowed as soon as he entered the door and said foolishly, "Happy New Year to everyone!" " Qin Zhao saw this anger. I hope you only bring a few things. How come you can't even say Chinese New Year! In the morning, I wanted to make good luck with the good names of my eldest son-in-law and my second son-in-law, but I didn't expect bad luck. But those two are gentlemen, so I can't say anything, just hold back. Seeing the third son-in-law so shabby is even more angry. What do you find unpleasant? At dinner, the chicken held by Sam Pak Mi was the first to serve. Looking at the three sons-in-law sitting next to him, Qin Zhao's sour and fake vinegar came again, and he wanted to show off again. He said: "Today is the New Year's Day reunion dinner. We are scholarly families, so we should be polite when eating." The eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law were interested and asked, "What do you mean?" Qin Zhao said proudly, "Have you seen this chicken? I tear off a part, and whoever says its name in the most elegant words will eat it. " The eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law cheered in unison, but only the third son-in-law didn't know what was wrong. At this time, Qin Zhao picked up a chicken head, and the third son-in-law quickly said, "I see, this is a chicken head." When you stretch chopsticks, you have to clip them. The eldest son-in-law quickly pushed him away with chopsticks and said, "Brother-in-law, that's not right. This is called singing. " Qin Zhao immediately said, "Yes, it's called singing. Good and elegant. " The eldest son-in-law Gao Sheng proudly took the chicken head. Seeing that the head of the chicken was gone, Sanpumi ran to the chicken neck and said, "I'll eat this chicken neck." At this time, I was stopped by my second son-in-law and made a fortune. The second son-in-law made a fortune and smiled and said to him, "Brother-in-law, this is not enough. This is the fifth time on duty. " "Yes, this is the fifth time on duty." Qin Zhao quickly agreed to give the chicken neck to the second son-in-law. In this way, chicken wings are called fans, chicken thighs are called hind legs, and chicken breasts are called front breasts. It was divided between the eldest son-in-law Gao Sheng and the second son-in-law rich man. In the end, there is only one chicken butt left, thought Sanpumi. Nobody wants it this time. Immediately said, "This is a chicken's ass." I don't want Qin Zhao to say, "No, no, dear husband, it's called a cesspit!" "Then I ate it myself. Three puma this angry ah, this is not hitting me? He is a bastard, and when the fire comes up, he is even more unscrupulous. He grabbed Qin Zhao by the neck and pinned him to the ground. He said while playing, "I took your watch and didn't ask you to sing." Step on your back pedal and see how you fan it. I told you to stick out your chest and stick to the ground, and take care of your cesspit-"In this way, a reunion dinner that was originally enjoyable made him break up in discord and became a joke in the local area for a while. Qin Zhao felt humiliated, so he invited celebrities and talented people again, which meant explaining and clarifying his name. Of course, Ji Xiaolan, it is necessary. This time, Qin Zhao spent a lot of money and held a sumptuous banquet. I also cooked the most famous local dish, stewed turtle. It is said that this kind of turtle leg is the best. Before eating, he specifically told his wife that the turtle's legs should be put on one by one, so that it would look like more food. He said: "We are a family of literati, so we can't call it tortoise's leg, lest we be laughed at. My name is Paddle, which is the paddle of a ship. As soon as I tell you to take the paddle, you will take it. When the table was opened, Qin Zhao clapped his hands and solemnly shouted, "Row!" The wife and daughter immediately put on a tortoise leg. Everyone laughed and praised Master Zhao for his elegance. He can come up with such an elegant name. Everyone didn't finish, but they were swept away. Master Zhao was very proud and shouted, "Paddle! "In the blink of an eye, four tortoise legs came up, and he was still shouting:" Paddle, paddle! " "His wife and daughter can't take it out, so we have to pretend not to hear it. He was a little anxious and shouted, "Row!" His wife was also anxious: "Why are you crying? A tortoise has only four legs, so many words! " Qin Zhao felt very embarrassed. In order to save face, he suggested that the three sons-in-law write poems, and everyone publicly pointed at them, which was actually ostentatious. He has long wanted to hang up their scholarly family's wrist. Seeing that he was a little drunk, his wife quickly advised, "Stop drinking quickly, lest the guests laugh." He said, "Who's drunk? Men's business, women's family does not care. " Just now, he heard his wife say the word "quick", and he was immediately inspired. With the word "Kuai" as the title, he asked his three sons-in-law to write poems separately. The eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law are eager to have this opportunity to show their faces, and they are all eager to try. Only three pumas have turned around. The eldest son-in-law Gao Sheng was the first to make it: "Charcoal roast chicken hair, ride to the South Bridge. Five hundred miles back and forth, the chicken feathers are still on fire. Do you say fast? " Everyone said come on. The second son-in-law also made a fortune when he stood up and shook his head and said, "Throw a needle into the water tank and ride to Changchun. Five hundred miles back and forth, the steel needle has not sunk. Do you say fast? " Everyone echoed in unison: "Quick, quick." Three puma's belly was out of stock, and then he scratched his head when he saw many people. At this time, his old mother-in-law just advised the old man not to listen, so she couldn't help leaning against the door to watch the fun. At this time, seeing that the third son-in-law could not answer, she was also anxious. This worry does not matter, I am anxious to come out. Hey, don't say this fart triggered the collapse of Sanpumi. He immediately replied, "My mother-in-law farted and rode five hundred miles to Shanxi, but her anus was not closed." Everyone is a short eater and a short drinker. Everyone praised: "Quick, quick." Master Zhao was relieved and laughed. His face won back. More and more proud, he called his three sons-in-law to Four Treasures of the Study and insisted that Ji Xiaolan send him a pair of couplets to commemorate today's great event.