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6. 1 greetings
1, Happy Children's Day on June 1st, and always be childlike! May you always keep a childlike innocence.
2. When I was a child, my family was poor, and a piece of Shanghai bubble gum was 20 cents, half for my brother and half for me. Although very poor, but my heart is so sweet!
3, May Day hard "farming", June 1 to play with children, July 1 to build a party revolution, August 1 to pull people to engage in artillery, two months of military struggle, eleven national security! This is China speed!
Dried turnips, turnips and ice cubes can be bought for 10 cents and 5 cents. Eating kohlrabi and drinking ice cubes at the moment is more comfortable than eating chocolate ice cream.
5. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults. Children's Day is coming. I wish you, a late child, the same happiness, innocence and "laughter" Happy Children's Day!
6. You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, too thick-skinned and not cheap enough. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes. Happy Children's Day!
7, props: lollipops, open-backed pants; Requirements: walk on the street for half an hour with lollipops and open-backed pants; Objective: To relive childhood; Slogan: Happy June 1st, always pure!
8, June 1, give yourself a holiday. Find the beauty of childhood again, call out the long-lost childlike innocence, and let the childhood smile cover you again. Happy holidays!
9. On June 1st, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties make way for you, let troubles slip away quietly, let good luck take special care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! Happy Children's Day!
10. Your childhood is your happy castle, your jumping childlike innocence is your magic weapon for happiness, your childlike interest is your leisurely reliance, and your persistence in childlike innocence is the key to your success. Happy Children's Day!
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