The boss answered humorous jokes with wit.

The boss answered humorous jokes with wit.

1. The boss invited his employees to eat, and one employee ate without restraint. This is very true. The boss smiled and said, Look at you, you are a loser! ? A table full of people laughed.

The boss invited his employees to dinner for the second time. The employee learned the last lesson and basically stopped using chopsticks. The boss smiled and said, Look how lofty that man is. Do you still want to invite him? A table of people suddenly speechless.

One morning, my boss called me and asked me why I hadn't arrived at the company yet. I opened the window to let the noisy voice into the phone and said, it's almost there! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident.

The boss said: dead girl, I called your landline!

3. The brain startup password is set to (the boss's surname is Wu). He enters his password once a day and scolds him once. When he asked for leave to hand over his work, he accidentally told his boss the password.

The boss asked: Why is your password SBWU?

Colleagues blurted out: samba. ......

4. A company boss: I am the boss in the company.

Friend: I believe it. But at home?

Boss: Of course I'm the boss.

Friend: What about your wife?

Boss: She is the neck.

Friend: Then why?

Boss: Because you have to turn your head, you should listen to your neck.

5. The staff of a certain department had a dinner party and set two tables. Lead the table. Hairy crabs are wild and small. The hairy crabs on the staff table are cultured and very big. The leader was very angry, and the director of the office explained that their desk was carried by people!

I went to the store to buy stockings for my wife yesterday. Seeing a nice black one, she asked the proprietress to wrap it up and casually asked:? Is it strong?

The proprietress paused and said, absolutely strong. We have been doing business for so long. ?

Then the boss came over and said, Brother, this is not strong, and it will break as soon as it is torn. ? He looked at me with different eyes.

7. Ask the laundry owner: When will my clothes be ready?

The boss said: 3 days later.

I asked again, didn't you say that 24 hours is enough?

The boss smiled and said, we only work eight hours a day.

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