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What is the most wonderful thing that happened to you when you played the glory of the king?
The four men opened the black together, and then surrendered together, making passers-by want to find a crack to get in.
Han Xin played Xiao Qiao, but Xiao Qiao was angry, and it was terrible.
Five Blacks lined up in the opposite lineup, which scared the baby to death.
Funny dialogue in pesticide
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Miyamoto.
2
Wu Zetian: Give priority to me
da ji: Please tell da ji as much as you like, master
3
Mi Yue: Conquer men and conquer the world
Cheng Yaojin: How comfortable ~
4
da ji: stumble (ba).
The Story Of Diu Sim: I'm so shy.
Zhang Liang: If there's anything I don't understand, it's girls ...
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Xiao Qiao: Try to be strong.
Li Bai: If you try to be useful, why do you need a genius?
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Li Bai: Let's do it
The Story Of Diu Sim: No ... indecent assault!
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Dian Wei: The beast asleep in his body has awakened.
The Story Of Diu Sim: Hey, what are you thinking about?
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Han Xin: People have to have a reason to live.
Jing Ke: You are dead.
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Xiao Qiao: You are not alone.
Di Renjie: Punish you on behalf of the law
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Miyamoto: Let me tell you a secret, I am ...
Sun Bin: a boy!
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Miyamoto: "If you want to challenge me, one by one".
Liu Bang: "If you can compete in Europe, why should you fight one-on-one?".
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Li Bai: Hahahaha (enlarged)
Bian Que: It's time to take medicine
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Zhuang Zhou: Butterfly is me, and I am butterfly.
Bian Que: It's time to take medicine.
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Nezha: I'm an unconventional being.
Bian Que: It's time to take medicine.
[Abstract] Welcome to "No.93 Anecdotal Tales of Tianyun Tan Canyon". In previous articles, the author analyzed in detail some rules of the glory of the king's matching or ranking. For example, after kneeling many times, he would meet a very powerful teammate or a very bad opponent, hoping that everyone would get the pleasure of victory, so an incredible thing happened!
This platinum player has been practicing new heroes in matching. Because Huang Zhong has been strengthened, he chose to practice crazily, only to lose all kinds, but he played every set seriously, and there was absolutely no negative game. He expressed the hope that he would play in the rankings after practicing, because this hero is not afraid of headwinds! In this way, he has been losing 19 games in a row. After all, it is not easy for a new hero to realize that he is skilled and has a rhythm. Then in the 2th game, he was very happy to meet four glory kings. This set is sure to win!
It's bizarre that the four glory kings can't bring this novice Huang Zhong, and it's even more unimaginable that this man is a platinum at least, and he should have basic consciousness and operation! Careful analysis of the lineup found that Huang Zhong was unprotected when he lost to the hero match < P >, and it was normal to die eight times, which means that Huang Zhong had no sense of existence at all;
Second, there are strong heroes like luna, Musashi Miyamoto, Old Master Q and Mulan on the opposite side, and the output of a shooter, Genghis Khan, is very powerful;
Third, Huang Zhong's side is almost crispy, and it is difficult to export heroes like Wu Zetian Taiyi.
Finally, Huang Zhong was reported by four teammates. In fact, this pot should not be given to Huang Zhong, and he lost in the lineup. The four glory kings are too big!
I'm glad to answer this question. It's the holiday in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and many wonderful things have happened while playing in the glory of the king. I also met them. Let's introduce the wonderful things I met when playing the king today! I ran into primary school students during the holiday
It's finally the holiday again, so I can relax well, sleep in the morning and wake up naturally, and then start to play a game, because considering that the holiday is not suitable for ranking, there are too many primary school monks. ), I'm going to play a game of matching.
As soon as I entered the fourth floor of the game, I chose the shooter Di Renjie, and then I also chose the shooter Hou Yi on the first floor and typed the word "I fight wild". I decided Hou Yi regardless of whether others agreed or not. At this time, the fourth floor disagreed, "Obviously I chose it first, why did you fight with me?" , and then decisively don't let, also chose the striker Di Renjie. It turns out that the third, fourth and fifth floors are all together, so let's talk about using shooters together. All four are shooters. I originally wanted to practice playing wild with Athena, but I was finally attacked by their words, so I also used Miss Shooter. The wonderful lineup frightened the enemy < P > Just after entering the game, it was laughed at by the opposite side. A Ke said, "If you have anything hard to think about, choose the shooter?" . Because our family didn't fight wild, the wild area was invaded at first, so I had to fight wild.
However, I am particularly sad to play wild. On the road, the shooter Gongsun Li's blue dad has to be blue when he comes out, and the shooter Yu Ji has to grab the red dad when he comes out on the road. I haven't got the red and blue dad since the opening ten minutes (I wish you were happy). Because our family is fragile, it has been targeted by the opposite field, which can be said that everything is dead. In less than eight minutes, Ako's record was 1-1-2, which really made her kill. At this time, she laughed at us. "Let's surrender early!" .
But we didn't surrender. At this time, the primary school students in the third row discussed to catch the opposite one, and they couldn't keep catching us. Gongsun Li's concubine Di Renjie went to their wild area and squatted together, just waiting for the opposite person to pass by, and then they were arrested together. After passing through the enemy in the grass, Di Renjie made a big move to get dizzy, concubine made a big move to keep up with it, and Gongsun Li blocked the move, and directly played the opponent in an instant. With this rogue play, their Han Xin was arrested seven or eight times, and other enemies were also arrested many times (you really know how to play). I followed the shooter Hou Yi to steal the tower, and ran after stealing the tower (I have a skill to sell Hou Yi every time, hee hee. . . . )。 In the battle after the wonderful team won the game
, the opponent stopped mocking us, but called our disgusting trio, who often hid in the shade of the grass, ran away after beating people, and squatted people with super patience. In the end, when we stole a big dragon, we successfully smashed the opposite side and won the victory.
Summary: Are all primary school students so good now? You really treat games as entertainment. Think about it, too. The game is entertainment. I play with my good friends, not to cooperate with my teammates in order to win, but to be happy. It doesn't matter whether the game wins or loses. The important thing is to be happy. Anyway, I will try this routine lineup. Bye-bye. . . . .
The story of Nako Ruru and luna ... I thought it was a joke ...
In fact, it was not a wonderful story, but a tacit understanding. In the end, everyone told the truth.
Just want to ask, do you want to break up? It's against you, and before
the game started, the mentality lost. Ha ha ha ha
Isn't this wonderful enough
I really want to know what Li Bai on the other side thinks
Look at the time and power
I really don't want to say anything. A bold and distressed
I started playing the first king at 1: in the morning, and I already pushed all the towers of the other side, just because Huang Zhong on the other side was so powerful.
You died more times than the two of us put together, and you mocked us.
There were no screenshots, so you had to type manually:
All of us: surrender quickly, it's been more than half an hour, so you're tired.
All opponents Angela: Push it if you can, hahaha.
all of us: boring.
all the other Angela: hahaha
Our Ruban: What is Angela laughing at?
All our heroes: Laugh, and you will be powerful. Without Huang Zhong, you are nothing.
Angela: ...
After playing for 3 minutes, Liu Bei dropped the line and never came up again (visually, the school was disconnected). Finally, after playing for more than 4 minutes, we were able to defeat Huang Zhong and push the crystal.
This is the longest battle I have ever fought ...
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