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Is there anyone who starved to death with a cake around his neck?
As an adult, many people find such people!
Colleagues often spit out their husbands in the office. That laziness is really rare in the world. If he is alone at home, he would rather be hungry all day than soak instant noodles at home. Not against junk food, but too lazy!
When eating, chopsticks are on the dining table, and he will definitely say, "* * *, please pass the chopsticks for me." I won't get chopsticks by myself.
Once, a colleague was ill and couldn't wash her husband's underwear. Her husband wore all his underwear and socks and bought another dozen. She looked very angry and deliberately didn't wash her husband, but the underwear and socks piled up like a hill and suddenly disappeared one day. She thinks her husband has washed his socks and trousers, but there are no clothes to dry anywhere. Later, I found the pile of clothes in the trash can in the community. Lazy people are so convincing.
That kind of lazy person, nothing in the unit is done in advance, but is forced to do it in a hurry.
Such a husband is particularly irresponsible, selfish and hedonistic, not to mention taking care of his wife, regardless of his own children. People like him, whenever there is the last piece of meat on the plate, he never wants to leave it to the children, but throws it into his mouth without thinking. Lazy people seize every opportunity to eat, so they have to help themselves. Because he is lazy, someone cooks for him and eats like hell.
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