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What does the old people in rural areas often say that "the cow's head is not right for the horse's mouth" mean?

What does the old people in rural areas often say that "the cow's head is not right for the horse's mouth" mean? Old people often say "bull's head is not horse's mouth", which is also a conversation skill. The difference between a cow's head and a horse's mouth is that the cow's head can't answer questions, or the cow's head and the horse's mouth are inconsistent. In addition, the donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth, and the question and answer are inconsistent with the theme, which is basically an ox's head and a horse's mouth.

1. A cow's head has a horse's mouth. These two people grew up together, and they are both fooling each other, so they have a derogatory and ironic taste. For example, according to the story circulating on the Internet, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell in love, but the Cowherd had a mistress, and the Weaver Girl found Bao Zheng and knelt down to complain. Bao Zheng also sighed. Now I am also an official. It turns out that the Cowherd gave Bao Zheng an official. It turns out that he is a legend and a historical figure, and his horse mouth is fixed on the head of the cow, which has become "two different". In fact, this is also a kind of black humor. This is a skill of speaking and telling jokes, with tearful irony.

This is also a "skill" in the speech. For example, the host asked Li Jian: Why did you leave Shui Mu Nianhua Group? Li Jian replied: Faye Wong sings very well. Of course, this is just a metaphor. This did not happen in practice, but three points can be seen from the answer: First, it is normal to leave the jellyfish. We can regard this as a normal situation in which a person flies alone and does not combine; Second, when he left Shui Mu, he wrote songs for fans and provided music services. Thirdly, Li Jian was able to write famous songs without Shui Mu.

Of course, in real life, there are still many such flattering answers, most of which are answered in a way that the bull's head is not the horse's mouth when encountering questions that they don't want to ask. In real life, we should still pay attention to treating others sincerely and seriously. After all, it's better to be clumsy and sincere than clever and hypocritical.