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Four sports joke novels
Extraction code: oyfr
Novel title: sports generalist
Author: Shu
Type: sports
Serialization Status: Completed
Words: 5 18 14 words.
ESPN reporter: "Mr. Duke, in recent years, you have won the world champion and the Olympic champion in swimming, track and field, shooting, triathlon, fencing, taekwondo, Tour de France, Dhaka rally, snooker and other sports, breaking the world record of 12, and you can be called the most comprehensive wizard in sports history. How did you do it? " Reporter 5: "Mr. Duke, it is said that an eastern team in the NBA wants to invite you to join, and it is reported that a local tyrant club in the Super League has offered an annual salary of over 100 million yuan to attract you to play in the Super League. How would you choose? " Duke: "The men's singles final of the US Open is about to begin. I am only four Grand Slams away from the US Open champion. Well, you can interview me again in an hour. " Reporters from all walks of life were dumbfounded: "Can you beat Djokovic in an hour?" Duke: "I'll try my best." All-rounder in sports, master everything!
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