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Sell fake drugs and marry prostitutes! What can Chen Hanbai, a slave with five surnames who was driven out of the phonological circle, do?

Many crosstalk performers are very cautious when choosing their masters, and those crosstalk masters will also consider various reasons when accepting apprentices. However, in the real world of cross talk, there is a cross talk actor who has forgotten all the qualities required by the cross talk industry. He sold counterfeit drugs, married his goddaughter, was "kicked out" of the phonograph industry, and so on. He's just notorious. He's Chen Hanbai. Although he is rich now, he is down and out. Excluded by insiders, often criticized.

First, seize opportunities and change destiny. Chen Hanbai, 1957 was born in Dalian, Liaoning. Perhaps his family, himself and the people around him never thought that he would become a star in the music industry in the future. When I was a child, Chen Hanbai was really cute. Her lovely face, especially her eyebrows, made me feel very happy.

As an adult, Chen Hanbai entered the factory as an ordinary worker like other ordinary people. At that time, ordinary people had little entertainment life, so many big factories would organize various forms of cultural performances to add some fun to the boring life of workers.

Chen Hanbai is an active member in their factory and likes to amuse his colleagues at ordinary times. This large-scale performance provided him with a good stage. So he began to practice cross talk.

He is very talented in this field, and his jokes often make colleagues laugh. Gradually, Chen Hanbai became the backbone of literature and art in the factory. Sometimes, he even went to other factories for social performances, and his fame gradually increased. With stage experience, he began to ponder this art, and the more he pondered it, the more he liked it.

At that time, many big factories were not very profitable, and so were Chen Hanbai's factories, so he took the road of cross talk more firmly. And he also pays great attention to personal image-building, especially his bright head and beaming face. He gives people high recognition.

Later, he left Liaoning and began to go to Beijing to participate in various cross talk competitions. At that time, all kinds of cross talk competitions were very popular, especially some TV-hosted competitions, which attracted high attention. And Chen Hanbai just seized this opportunity, and was quickly known by the audience and became a small crosstalk performer.

From an ordinary worker to the road of cross talk performance, it is really inseparable from the correct choice. He keenly saw the crisis in his own industry, decisively left the enterprise and devoted himself to the art of cross talk.

His early judgment was also excellent. He knows that crosstalk is an artistic hotspot, and many people who love crosstalk are mainly in Beijing and Tianjin, so he decided to leave his hometown for Beijing. Moreover, he participated in various crosstalk performances in Beijing, regardless of ranking, just to make more audiences remember his highly recognizable face and make it look familiar.

Second, catching up with the good times, but losing the artistic essence. Once upon a time, many people would discuss a topic: Did we change the times, or did the times change us? In fact, from the point of view of ordinary people, Yan Yan is that times have changed us more. The success of many people is actually inseparable from the empowerment of the times. Take Chen Hanbai for example, he really caught up with a good era.

In his time, it was the time when TV was popular, and at that time, the audience's entertainment programs were not very rich, so TV stations became the top priority, and the attention was very high during holidays.

Crosstalk, an art form, is very suitable for performing at the party. Therefore, in those days, as long as there were some talented and famous crosstalk performers, there was no shortage of opportunities to show them. And the speed of fame is also very fast.

Chen Hanbai is famous for participating in competitions held by various TV stations. He has a thick skin and signs up at the first opportunity. At that time, there were many talent competitions in various TV stations, just like variety shows now.

Chen Hanbai has participated in many competitions, so he is naturally experienced and knows all kinds of rules. As a result, some cross talk competitions he participated in later often won prizes, and even won the first prize of a cross talk exhibition competition.

With these awards, he has a bigger stage to show. Finally, in a certain year, he boarded the stage where the whole country was very popular that year, and that was the Spring Festival Evening. His holiday image was very popular with the audience. He performed very well that year, so Chen Hanbai worked hard for many years and finally became a famous comedian at the age of forty.

After he became famous, he gradually lost himself, no longer had a higher pursuit of art, but began to use his popularity to participate in various Shang Yan. He is not picky about the occasion or the content. As long as the money is in place, he will carry it out. Even many Shang Yan, he said very indecent content.

His cross talk caused a lot of controversy, and even some insiders began to attack Chen Hanbai. Even so, he ignored it. Perhaps in his mind, cross talk is a tool to make money, not to mention any artistic distinction.

Third, his outrageous behavior made him go further and further. China has a long history and rich cultural forms. Many art forms that people see now, some were born in modern times, while others have a history of hundreds or even thousands of years ago. When it comes to the art of cross talk, I'm afraid many viewers are familiar with it. The earliest cross talk evolved from storytelling with a long history. Later, under the inheritance and improvement of many artists, modern cross talk art was formed.

Modern people are very open-minded, and their requirements for art are quite diversified. Many traditional things have been ignored. But the art of cross talk, even in modern society, still retains many traditional things. For example, every crosstalk performer must be a master and be taught skills by the master.

Learning from teachers is a very serious and important form in the phonological world. A crosstalk performer must have a serious master and record clearly what genre he belongs to if he wants to gain a foothold in this industry. This is not only good for the inheritance of crosstalk art, but also very important for the future development of individuals.

Judging from Chen Hanbai's past experience, he is indeed a man with strong insight and good at obtaining. When his art was questioned everywhere in Shang Yan, he didn't reflect on improving the level of cross talk, but thought that if he wanted to get along in this circle, he had to rely on very powerful people.

Then, in the later years, Chen Bohan began a series of amazing behaviors of "learning from the teacher" and "recognizing his father". In the crosstalk circle, the Hou family belongs to the craft handed down from generation to generation, and it is a famous crosstalk family in Beijing, with a prominent family background and a high position in the circle.

Moreover, at that time, it was the most brilliant time in Hou. So, I targeted Hou's family. At first, I thought he was a little old and famous, so there was no need to accept him as an apprentice. In addition, post-Wen Yao thinks that although Chen Hanbai has a good cross talk talent, he has nothing to improve.

So, from the beginning, Chen Hanbai's request was rejected. But he couldn't resist Chen Hanbai's disguise. He showed a pathetic look and talked about his love for cross talk from time to time. He also embellished his "inspirational bumpy" experience from a worker with difficult conditions who became a monk halfway to the Spring Festival Evening. In his various complaints, Hou, who is kind-hearted, may also feel the hardship.

Moreover, Hou has been doing cross talk all his life, and he also knows that a foreigner like this must have a master if he wants to gain a foothold in the Beijing cross talk circle. Being a teacher is equivalent to an innate right. As long as he has this birthright, it means that Chen Hanbai is a "famous teacher" and is more easily accepted by insiders.

So he agreed to the request and accepted him as an apprentice. In order to give this birthright, Hou also specially held a ceremony of accepting disciples and invited many celebrities in the circle to be witnesses.

But as time went on, Hou's health went from bad to worse, and she gradually faded out of the Spring Festival Evening stage. At that time, watching Hou retire from the phonological circle certainly affected him.

In the cross talk industry, you can't just recognize a master. Many times, you can only recognize one crosstalk master in your life. After consuming the heat, I came up with another way to rub the heat, that is, "recognize a father."

The man who was almost fifty years old at that time, in order to keep his popularity, used it to make money and began to recognize his father crazily regardless of his face. He first met Liu Wenheng, a crosstalk master, and used this relationship to meet many people. Then, in order to open up the Tianjin market, he recognized Chang Guitian.

Later, I recognized Yang Zhigang again. Anyway, at that time, maybe in Chen Hanbai's eyes, I could recognize anything useful. What is even more ridiculous is the latter two. That's Heshi. They are very famous in phonology. They have been on the Spring Festival Gala for several years in a row, and their names are very red.

In fact, this one is only eight years younger than Shi and four years younger than Shi. He is the same age, but in order to cling to these two crosstalk celebrities, he simply recognized them and called them "Dad". His behavior was ridiculed by many viewers and insiders, and some even said that he could "get a good face", but Chen Hanbai didn't mind.

Fourth, the end of artistic life is hard to turn over. Chen Hanbai regardless of face, crazy dad, in fact, is also to keep the heat, in the circle of contacts, and the ultimate goal is to "money". Maybe in his eyes, with money, he has everything.

In the era before "bringing goods", celebrity endorsement was the best way to turn popularity, popularity and attention into income. In that era when celebrity endorsements were quite loose, Chen Hanbai began to talk without a bottom line, such as "medicine". He talked about 70 or 80 kinds of products back and forth, and a large part of them were bad things.

But Chen Hanbai doesn't care. As long as he pays, he will talk. Indeed, he made a lot of money by endorsement. After he became rich, he married a beautiful young "goddaughter". His behavior is simply speechless.

As a result, people in the crosstalk circle boycotted Chen Hanbai and refused to cooperate with him. Even in some periods, as long as Chen Hanbai was invited to participate in the activities, other crosstalk performers refused to participate. In this way, it can be said that Chen Hanbai's artistic life is over. Moreover, his bad behavior completely lost the audience's affection for him. I'm afraid he won't turn over in the future.