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I think a neighbor just died of illness, and I'm a little afraid of illness, which is terrible. It's diet.

1, life is like a book

Life is like a book, which can have various versions, such as: happy life, bitter life, bumpy life, persistent life, open-minded life, romantic life ... these are all reflections of outlook on life and values. Reading the book of life is more difficult than reading books written in other languages.

A person's history is written with the pen of life. There are both the joy of trying to succeed and the trouble of frustration and failure, and there is no insurmountable gap between success and failure. It can even be said that there is a crisis of failure in success, and there are signs of success in failure.

To understand the book of life is to be a real person. Therefore, when reading the book of life, you should learn to be tolerant and generous, so that you can read something beneficial to yourself, noble, happy and happy.

There are many gullies on the road of life. It is important to be cautious in dealing with people and have a sense of urgency at all times so that you will not sigh because you are old and regret.

Life pursues perfection, but there will always be such regrets. Life is not perfect, and regret shows the true colors of life. Life is always unhappy. If you want to overcome it, you will get rid of yourself. If you don't overcome it, you will inevitably find yourself in trouble, even if you are old, why bother!

Zhuangzi once said that "life and death have day and night" is just a procedure of natural law. There is nothing to be pessimistic about "clouds flowing away, the world is empty" Of course, if you do a lot of deceptive harm and leave a stigma, that is another matter. So the core question is not how to die, but how to live. It means: "Live smartly and die peacefully." 2. You are born with death.

Life is like a play, which is made at sunrise and dies at sunset. Everything is immortal and endless. ...

Life is the beginning of death, and death is the hope of life. People begin to count down their lives from the moment they are born. People live in the present, cherish seconds like gold, life is between breaths, and every second is the "past" of the next second; Real estate and cemetery are the two most equal places in life, no matter how rich or poor, they are the same in these two places. People come to this world with fists in their hands, as if to say, "The whole world is mine." But when people die, they all open their palms as if to say, "Look! I didn't take anything. "

Although people came to this world with tears, they were greeted by laughter; A person may leave this world with a smile, but he will be sent away crying.

A man's real wealth is the good things he did when he was alive. When a person dies, people will not remember how much money he left, but how many good deeds he did before his death.

Birth, aging, illness and death are the objective laws of all living things, and no one can reverse them. However, practice has proved that narrow-minded life will shorten life expectancy, and vice versa. You should be open-minded and aboveboard all your life, indifferent to those who get rich, and not angry with those who get promoted. You should put money and reputation aside, and you can't see the fallen leaves return to their roots, the flowers fall and wither, but you are touched by the scene. Sighing the passing of old age and fearing the coming of old age and death, we must keep an optimistic mood and a broad mind.

Birth, old age, illness and death are the instinct of all living things. As the spirit of all things, people are no exception. It is natural for people to think of death when they are old. Life is like a dream.

Life is like a dream, life is from scratch, from existence to nothingness, and life and death constitute society and the world. Judging from impermanence, life is like a dream. Therefore, a person can only go to this world for nothing if he speaks vividly and tastefully; Life is like a dream, Life Geometry. Judging from the timeliness of life, life is really a dream. Therefore, how to improve the quality of life and how to live meaningfully has become a permanent topic. The green hills are still there, and the sunset glow is red several times. Compared with the eternal nature, life is just a dream.

Wukong, a monk in the Ming Dynasty, wrote in the poem Wan Kong: "The sky is empty, the earth is empty, and life depends on it. The sun is empty, and so is the moon. Who does it work for? Gold is empty and silver is empty. How can it be in your hands after death? My wife is empty, my son is empty, and I won't meet you on the way! Right empty, name empty, blink of an eye! " In recent years, many old comrades have taken it as their motto to guide them through their old age after retirement.

As far as the original intention of this poem is concerned, it is to preach the truth that everything is empty, life is boundless and fleeting. Why not eat, drink and be merry in time? It is not difficult to see that this kind of thinking is negative and undesirable. However, we should also see that it is precisely because the years are in a hurry that we can't waste our time; It is precisely because time is fleeting that we should cherish time even more; Do a career in a down-to-earth manner and earnestly seek benefits for others. Let every minute of life be full and brilliant, so it is worth coming to this world. This is a life with no regrets and a clear conscience. If you are not afraid of death, there is a good saying: "Death has existed since ancient times, so you must swallow it!" " This statement is clear enough. The key is: think about your attitude in the future. I can't live in fear all the time, even the most important thing is to swallow it. 4, life is often worried about chitose.

Life is less than 100, and I am always worried about my age. Life is a series of joys and sorrows, pessimism, gains and losses, clutch. For a person who values life, these are all difficulties. I thought life was hard, and a person would not fall down easily. Isn't it? I have met many people, who, despite hardships, have survived with strong perseverance and still lead colorful and interesting lives. But then I came to understand that no matter how hard life is, it is often impossible to resist the impact of diseases and accidents. At that time, life was more fragile than ever.

Therefore, sometimes I really feel that life is like a gust of wind, which will float away silently. I didn't notice it when it came, and I didn't have time to catch it when it left. Today, we live in this world, doing what we like easily and working hard for our own survival, but who knows what will happen tomorrow?

We are alive, which is a kind of happiness and hope. Because life is impermanent, we should cherish every minute of our life, which is what everyone alive should do. People are always old, so don't worry about the growth of natural age. Naturally, the growth of age is not terrible, but the aging of inner age is terrible. The meaning of life is to live fully, not to live long. If you cherish life, you must have a good mood. In a good mood, people are not in the sky, and now they are not in people. Life is a long and short journey. No matter what the journey and destination are, it can only be once for everyone. We should be good at self-liberation, be abstinent, and be good at transcending fame and fortune. Life is too short to be happy.

Life is short and fleeting. Inadvertently looking back, I have spent more than ten winter and summer vacations after retirement. Autumn went to winter, and the relentless wheel of time sent me to the end of my life journey. Experience the hope of spring and the enthusiasm of summer; Frustrated in autumn and silent in winter, I just realized that there was such a jingle in the medicine box of the TV series "Liu Laogen": "It's not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness." That would be great.

There are all kinds of officials, and being an official is not necessarily bad. Sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh. Besides, being an official has all kinds of rights and interests, but we can't understand the hardship and shock of running an official, begging and protecting an official, and the taste of "being at the top of the mountain is too cold" in officialdom. No wonder many people look down on officials and think it is better to go down the mountain leisurely and try to live for a few more years.

Long life, like short life, is a natural state of life. There is a saying that ants still cherish life, and luxury is certainly better than short life.

Being happy is normal, but it is an ideal state of life. Happy people live freely, calmly, easily and happily. It is not easy to be carefree, but it is an art to get rid of annoying brains and make yourself happy.

Life is sometimes a "bright future", but it is more of a "mountain heavy water and no road to doubt". In this ever-changing world, who can always be satisfied with everything? In life, when you are happy, you should enjoy it to the fullest. People often use "seeing the sun is all his glory" to describe the happy old age of the elderly. I think some people can do this mainly because they have the mentality of young people. 6. The most beautiful thing in life is dusk

Life from youth to middle age, from middle age to old age, until twilight, is short but beautiful, just like the sunset. The famous poet Qiao Yu wrote: "The most beautiful thing is the sunset, which is warm and calm. Sunset is a late flower, sunset is an old wine, sunset is a late love, sunset is an unfinished feeling. How much true love turns into a touch of sunset red. " An affectionate and profound "Sunset" sang the voice of our elderly people and moved many people. Life is like four seasons with different colors, which come and go in a hurry and change a lot. While creating life, we should also fully enjoy life. Power is not everything, and money can't replace everything. A simple and plain life can cultivate florets with strong vitality. Therefore, there is no need to grieve for the falling leaves in the sunset, but to face up to the reality and grasp the second spring of life. Old age no longer means sunset and dusk, nor does it mean loneliness. Mo Yan's autumn mountains are pale, and the mountains in late autumn are deeper.

When people are old, they should learn to innovate and change, and learn to have fun for themselves, so that life will not be monotonous. Life may be old, the soul must be young, and flowers are rare, which is worth rejoicing and celebrating. When people are old, the choice of success or failure, gain or loss is gone. The best thing is openness, and the most real thing is tolerance. Things in life are harder to be smart and harder to be confused. In the autumn of life, don't haggle over every ounce. You might as well be a little confused and save the dispute between right and wrong. There are many unfair things in the world, and it is rare to forget them with a clear conscience. Life is inevitably ugly, and happiness is regardless of age; The rings can't stop, but beauty can be pursued. We should seriously understand the true meaning of life and be full of confidence and pursuit of life. 7. Life is old and heavy.

On the journey of life, the wife is the lover of youth, the companion of middle age and the patron saint of old age. So is the wife, and so is the husband? The older you get, the more you need a wife. As the saying goes, "there are children all over the house, and you can't catch up with a couple halfway." People are still very close to their wives in their later years. After retirement, both sides spend more and more time at home and have more contact with each other than when they were young. Moreover, as children grow up, they have less contact with their children, and most of their feelings are returned to their wives. In addition, both sides are old and weak, need to take care of each other, and rely more and more on each other. Therefore, it is very important to deal with the relationship between elderly couples.

Young lovers, old friends, reminisce about the joys and sorrows of life and think about the true meaning of life. A person's life has lasted for decades, and only husband and wife can finish this journey hand in hand. Therefore, the fate between husband and wife should be especially cherished. Husband and wife can't get along all day, without contradiction and negligence. Many times, because of a little thing, we don't give in to each other, which leads to mystery. If they are more tolerant and think from each other's point of view, why should they compete with each other? If there is no dispute, there will be no quarrel. If there is no quarrel, there will be peace, and the family and everything will prosper.

When people are old, you can't force them to change their interests and habits that have been formed for decades. First, love each other and get along well. Second, mutual trust and help, the ancients said: "You can't doubt each other if you know it is ugly." The third is mutual understanding and accommodation. That is, "psychological exchange", always put yourself in the other person's shoes, and only by caring for each other can you change your heart. Fourth, always be humorous. If you want to be an upright person, you can't be a villain. Efforts are essential, and we should learn from each other's strengths. 8. Cherish life and don't regret it.

There is no regret medicine in life. Let bygones be bygones. We can only seize the future, live every day with our heart and do everything we should do with our heart. There is no other choice. While life is running out, we should do our own thing without hesitation. Since life is only given to each of us once, we should cherish this unique opportunity, and don't wait until the time of life has passed to regret it for life. Let's put aside our illusions about the afterlife and devote all our enthusiasm and efforts to this life!

There is no afterlife, which is a harsh arrangement of fate and a ruthless challenge of life. Only by grasping the present life can we regret the world we live in. Let's cherish every minute of our lives!

Man is always the law of nature, which neither national leaders nor ordinary people can overcome. But happiness is regardless of gender, age, or rank. The happiness of the elderly is the memory of a happy life, the thinking of painful experiences, getting rid of mental and physical labor and the expectation of a better life.

People who have entered the old age have experienced decades of ups and downs, decades of hard struggle, and experienced the ups and downs of the world. Now, cloth is warmer than brocade, and simple tea smells better. Children are ready for work and life, carefree, old and young, planting flowers and grass, as if above the world, really happy and carefree, immortals are not as good as immortals, known as the second spring of old age. 9. Life is full of ups and downs.

Life often encounters difficulties and bumps, and the unhappy ones are often close to each other. Think about it carefully, the charm of life lies in overcoming these difficulties and hardships. Those who have suffered a lot in life are not all bad things, because they don't bow in the face of difficulties, don't be discouraged in adversity, and go forward bravely. Although they encountered setbacks and frustrations, they gained the noble character of courage and perseverance.

When people are old, they like to recall, but strangely, there are more bitter days than happy times. Everything is relative, but listening to other people's experiences, you just met a hill. All the way down, I suddenly turned around and found that without these bumps and setbacks, you couldn't have reached this height today anyway.

Cowards carry difficulties on their backs, which makes them cringe. Only brave people regard difficulties as a ladder to climb the peak of life. It is these difficulties and twists and turns that give you the heroic spirit that "all other mountains are dwarfs in the world". Today!

"In the mirror, the years are fleeting and my heart is full of confidence." Although people are hard all the way to old age, they are worthy of their own conscience. People with more self-esteem, self-love, openness and openness will have the courage to cross the ups and downs.

I climbed to the top when I was old. I investigate that the whole world will never come back. Once, "I have been imprisoned for the second time, but I am still worthy of my string." What's more, now that I'm far away from the workplace, I've lost my fame and fortune, and I have a lingyun pen, which has gone through ups and downs and gone straight to the sky. There is a well-written poem: "Qing Shuang remembers your years, and the workload of handling cases is like leisure." In the morning, the clothes are stained with dew, and in the evening, the figure enters the light smoke. Seeking truth from the heart, bowing to the knees and advocating honesty for the people. The old man is now well-fed and enjoys wine whenever he meets. "10, life is the most beautiful in late autumn.

What are the good things in life? The old people listed many things, such as health, wisdom, reputation, status and so on. However, the wise finally told them that they neglected the most important item, that is, peace, true inner peace.

When people get old, they are not disturbed by the struggle for power and profit, seduced by the beauty of money, do not ask for applause from flowers, do not envy foreign buildings, and will always be content and happy. Worry-free and warm, quietly rising and falling, has its own warmth. A willing spirit that is not tired of things, beautiful and quiet, free and easy, is the truly happy old age.

When you are old, even if you are lucky enough to have wisdom, wealth, reputation, status and so on. But the mind is busy all day, shaped like a tired ant. This kind of old age is by no means a happy old age and a happy old age. Really happy old age should be: admit old age, but refuse to accept old age; Self-entertainment without self-pity, self-confidence without self-abandonment, impetuous and calm, flashy and simple; In the face of the rolling world of mortals, I am indifferent; Leaving a quiet land for the soul and letting the soul get peace is the highest realm of old age life.

The most beautiful thing is sunset red, warm and calm. When the wheel of life enters the autumn of life, even if you are neither rich nor expensive, you have a healthy and happy mentality: free and easy, chic, comfortable and serene. There is no heavy burden on the mind, and it is quiet and indifferent. This kind of old-age life will be like the ancient Greek proverb: autumn is the most beautiful in late autumn.

The secret of staying young in life is "good mood", which is a special "youth agent" in life. Having a "good mood" will keep you young forever. 1 1, life to Laos.

When you get old, you will truly know yourself, truly belong to yourself, and accept yourself in an inclusive, comfortable and frank way.

When people get old, they realize that it is not others who want to change, but themselves. Decades of time have only brought inner peace.

When people get old, they begin to understand that old age has its own scenery. Although youth is brilliant, it is only a stage of life and will disappear with the passage of time. The state of mind of youth is the unchanging scenery of life.

When people get old, they begin to understand that life, whether it is success or failure, joy or pain, ups and downs or honor and disgrace, is like natural water, where it comes from, it will go. Therefore, tranquility is far-reaching.

When people get old, they begin to understand that aging does not start from middle age, but from boredom with life.

When people are old, they begin to understand that loneliness, loneliness, pain and failure are indispensable condiments of life. Therefore, being kind to them means being kind to real life.

When people are old, they no longer have the arrogance and romance of youth, but more are the feelings and understanding of life. ...

When you are old, you should be content with the status quo and let nature take its course in your daily life. Find hobbies, help others, get along with others, family and health. There is a poem saying: "Nothing is the law of peace of mind, and deficiency is the cure for diseases;" The spirit of self-calming, prolonging life and not seeking long things. "12, old and pursue.

When you are old, you will retire. Do you want to pursue anything? Some people think that hanging the word "Hugh" after leaving tells you to have a good rest, sit back and relax, and stop pursuing anything. At first glance, it seems reasonable, but it is not comprehensive.

In my opinion, people should pursue something when they are old, but the purpose and content they pursue are different. They should not pursue fame and fortune, but should pursue learning, dedication, fun and health, which conforms to the requirements of the "five olds" put forward by the party. Retirement is not to stay away from the world and rest everything, but also to do something within our power, which is not only beneficial to society, but also to enrich our old age and lead a delicious life, which is beneficial to physical and mental health.

Pursuit is a kind of motivation, which can stimulate the inner potential and inspire people to forge ahead. People's pursuit is infinite and keeps pace with the times. Pursuit is a pleasure. If you pursue it, you have to work hard Hard work pays off. If you get something, you have fun. One point pursues one point of hard work, one point gains one point of happiness, and forgets that the old times have arrived.

Pursuit is a way to keep fit. Life lies in exercise, and exercise never dies. Moderate tension is good for health. Too idle, if you don't work hard and eat all day, you will be idle and get sick. It is not a real blessing to sit back and enjoy the success, but it is a blessing to work hard. Therefore, the elderly should pursue something, do something practical, have fun, work hard, adjust their spirits and live a more meaningful life.

After retirement, I began to study computers. Most of the time every day, I sit at my computer desk alone, typing and doodling. It's fun. At this time, I completely entered the realm of "forgetting me". Everyone has troubles in life.

Life is alive, seeking survival, seeking money, seeking power, seeking happiness, seeking health, seeking longevity ..... All earthly people, those who have no desires, can get rid of troubles. There are ten unpleasant things in life, so you should learn to surpass them. You don't have to talk when you are sad, and you don't have to let others share your pain. You have to solve it yourself. A troubled person must be unhappy, depressed and not in the mood to do anything. Will you write your pain on your face and show it to others? Look at your troubles. Some people sympathize with you and some people laugh at you. Only when you are as busy as a bee can your troubles disappear.

When faced with troubles, I often think about one or two, but I don't think about it. Because life is always unsatisfactory, and the unsatisfactory things in our life account for the vast majority, living itself is painful, but at least 120% of the unsatisfactory things are satisfactory, happy and gratifying. If we want to live a happy life, we must always think about the good things of the past 20 or 20 years, so that we will feel lucky, cherish and not be knocked down by the disappointment of the eighth.

Everyone is often sad and happy in the long journey of life. We should learn to take things in stride in prosperity and adversity, and have the courage to face the reality, so that we can survive in difficulties. The house is as small as a boat, and the heart is as wide as the sea. You can afford to put down big things.

No matter who, on the road of life, sometimes it is inevitable to fall into adversity and cannot reverse the decline, so the best choice is to endure it temporarily. Things are always moving and changing, waiting for the turning point of fate in patience. To learn patience is to learn not to do stupid things, that is, to learn not to do things that are pleasant for a while and then regret for life. There is a pen of Lingyun in the vertical and horizontal direction, stepping through the choppy sky. 14, life has a dilemma

There are two dilemmas in life: it is difficult to climb to heaven and it is even more difficult to ask for help; There are two kinds of pain: Coptis chinensis is bitter, and poverty is more bitter; There are two thins: spring ice is thin and human feelings are thinner; There are two risks: Jianghu risks, and people's hearts are more dangerous. If you want to know its difficulty, keep it, endure its thinness and measure its risks, you can live in the world.

Life is bitter, bitter, thin and dangerous. No one can fall and must move on. On the road of pursuit, especially after major failures, we often can't find the direction of progress and can't see the bright sunshine. At this point, is it sinking or struggling? This is a process of tempering our will and training us to mature step by step.

People with hope, the land of the soul is full of oases; People who lack hope, the land of the soul will be desolate. No matter what kind of adversity one is in, one should not despair, because there are many tomorrows ahead.

Pessimists are still disappointed in hope, optimists are still disappointed in hope. Can't stand the wind and rain, and can't grow into a towering tree. I can't walk out of my own small circle, and I can't find a warm spring. In adversity, only by being calm, optimistic and tenacious can we rush out of adversity and reach the other side of the light.

Indeed, life is a rare pleasure; Indeed, life is full of bitterness. In the world, people with different moods have different performances. In any case, the realm of life should be happy. Whether you are proud or frustrated, you should see the beauty of the world, the bright future and the harmony of the atmosphere. Stones stand in the way, the brave are regarded as the ladder of progress, and the weak are regarded as the obstacles of progress. 15, life is a rare confidant.