Find some cross talk about idioms

Answer? The language of our motherland is rich and colorful.

b？ Yes! Because we are an ancient civilization with a long history.

Answer? A crosstalk performer, in particular, should keep learning the language of the motherland.

b？ Sure! Crosstalk is the art of language. How is your research?

Answer? Ah! ..... Don't you see? I studied my stomach.

b？ What does this stomach have to do with language learning?

Answer? That's too relevant. I just study a little bit and put a little bit in it so that I can get pregnant for a long time.

b？ I haven't heard of it. You have too much fat and overnutrition.

Answer? Don't! I have too many languages, and they all say that I am full of knowledge. If you don't believe me, touch here.

b？ Can you still feel this language?

Answer? It's too much. Feel it.

b？ All right! Let me feel it.

Answer? Don't push too hard, it will be wasted if you squeeze it out.

b？ I touched it gently. What is this?

Answer? A big one?

b？ Ah!

Answer? This is a foreign language.

b？ Learn foreign languages, too

Answer? Yes!

b？ Don't say that.

Answer? I didn't say it, you squeezed it out for me.

b？ What's here?

Answer? This is a minority language.

b？ Here?

Answer? This is Chinese.

b？ Here?

Answer? This is a dialect.

b？ Here?

Answer? Folk proverbs.

b？ Here?

Answer? Xie houyu

b？ Here?

Answer? Idiom.

b？ What about here?

Answer? One by one,

b？ Ah!

Answer? This is ribs.

b？ Oh! You have learned so many languages, which one is the best?

Answer? That's an idiom. I am particularly interested in idioms. I have studied them for the longest time and accumulated the most.

b？ Yes, what are the characteristics of idioms?

Answer? Idioms are concise and people like to use them. If you don't use idioms, there will be no color in writing and no taste in speaking.

b？ For example.

Answer? There is a saying that only by "sharing weal and woe" can we "unite as one" and work hard for the four modernizations.

b？ Everyone can understand this.

Answer? Two idioms are used in one sentence.

b？ "share weal and woe" and "unite as one"

Answer? It summarizes the determination and attitude of the people of the whole country to realize the four modernizations.

b？ Yes!

Answer? If you can't use these two idioms, replace them with ordinary words, and it will be tedious to say them.

b？ How do you say this?

Answer? All of us have only one guilt and one happiness. With sweetness, everyone can share it, and with bitterness, no one can escape. Don't hide, don't hide, don't argue, don't rob, don't be more, don't be less, don't be special. Only in this way can we have a heart, a motivation, a direction, a goal, a virtue and a look. ...

b？ All right, all right! It seems that idioms are going to be used.

Answer? The meaning of idioms can't be expressed in vernacular.

b？ All right! It seems that you are a little familiar with idioms.

Answer? Of course.

b？ Tell you what! How about we talk about idioms here?

Answer? Oh! You can also say.

b？ What is this? Although the idiom dare not say "slightly better", it is at least "evenly matched". (shaking his head proudly)

Answer? Oh, dear! Look at him, he's so smug and bobbing his head.

b？ who is it?

Answer? If we can say it, let's compare and see who uses the idiom most aptly and who speaks it most skillfully.

b？ Then let's get started! I said Chang 'an Avenue at night, "Shili Long Street" and "Fire Tree and Silver Flower".

2. Screen names and idioms

A and b go on stage. bow

A: Dear audience friends, netizens sitting here,

A: hello, everyone.

B: hello, everyone.

A: I'll call the driver.

My name is from China.

A: We are all human beings.

Wait, what are you talking about?

A: We are all human beings, yes.

That's true. Why are you so embarrassed?

Why do you always say, if we are not people, what are we?

b； You are a thing, I am not a thing. Hey ... I thought you were cursing yourself.

We are all cultural people. As soon as we came on stage, we made these two sentences: I'm not a thing, is it fun?

A: I dare not say that we have culture. The people sitting below are all literate. We are making a closet in front of the old class house. ....

What do you mean?

A: Teach others how to play an axe.

Hello. ...

A: Playing broadsword in front of Laoguan's house. .....

What do you say:

You're overreaching.

Why do you have so many wisecracks? Today is the eighth anniversary of Heluo Wen Yuan. Let me give you a few words to make everyone happy.

Sure, no problem.

Talking about things ... not things. ......

A: Here we go again.

B: What makes you angry is that shopping is called shopping. Why?

A: This sentence comes from Chang 'an in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, it was different from the time when shops were everywhere and things could be bought everywhere. We have to go to "West Market" or "East Market", where luxury goods are sold. selling groceries and West Market are also called the whole city. Everyone went to the east market and the west market. Take your time and buy something.

B: Not easy. I said go to the toilet, call the toilet. Why?

A: Brother Hua, everyone will have dinner later. What did you say?/Sorry?

That's all right. How about you?

A: The word "Jieshou" comes from the Ming Dynasty. Isn't there a war here in the Central Plains? Natural and man-made disasters continue, and there is no population in urban and rural areas. What shall we do? The emperor ordered eighteen migrations from nearby Shanxi. Shanxi people don't want to come because they are trapped by small ropes and held by big ropes. What should they do if they are in a hurry on the road? Stop it.

B: Oh, I see.

A: Study. You can't refuse to accept it.

Is this what you call learning? Idioms solitaire, will you?

Yes, no problem.

B: Why don't we pick up the dragon today, just pick up the last word, and pick up an idiom for whoever I say? ?

No problem. Let's go

I already said that. Can I invite you to dinner?

A: Just invite me to dinner alone?

B: Yes,

A: That won't do. If it's a treat, everyone will have one. Today, we don't need AA system. What did you say?/Sorry?

Ok,

A: I don't have enough confidence. My sister-in-law didn't pay? If you can't finish eating, pack your bags and walk around.

Hey ... I'm also in charge of packaging. Let's start with the moderator of Heluo Wen Yuan. Moderator: Luo Shen, God?

A: God, spirit. nerve .....

Hey ... I'm going crazy. Pick up this idiom.

A: Follow the idiom: swagger, swagger and be unique.

B: It's arrogant enough to say: Zhuang Xue, but this time you can't talk about home improvement.

A: I didn't say that learning ..... is rich and endless, connecting China and the West, learning endlessly and being knowledgeable. ...

B: Stop ... Stop ... Stop. Boy, your vegetable sellers came out in bundles. Stop shouting: Handan toddler parrots are out.

A: That's what you said.

Hey ... I said: money, Holland. ....

A: Qian Yu He ... is a beauty. Is she beautiful?

B: Why do you care whether people are beautiful or not? Are you looking for someone? Say: Holland ..

Answer: hibiscus comes out of the water, and hibiscus comes out of the mud without being stained. ....

B: These are idioms, but there are no lotus flowers.

Yes, I like it. Do you want to buy lotus flowers? Father and son are at a loss and armed to the teeth.

Dude, I got all the guns back. You're right, then come on, ask the moon about the wine, the moon:

A: They are all literate people. The screen names are all poems, or Li Bai's poems. Very irritating. Let's see ... there are few stars in the moon, the moon is white and windy, the old man is under the moon, and the moon is dark and windy.

Stop, stop, son, it's dark and windy. Are you going to be a thief? Is this an idiom?

Really? Ask teacher Zhuang, right?

Really, Miss Zhuang? Right, hehe, right, it is.

A: Pregnant chickens in the middle of the month, morning flowers in the evening, feeling dizzy wind, lack of flowers in the month, flowers before the month, full flowers in the month, full moon eclipse, falling flowers in the month, falling stars in the month, laurel trees in the month, bright flowers in the month, spring and autumn in the month, dizzy wind in the month, Chang 'e in the month and dew in the month.

B: Anything else?

A: Also,

B: Go on,

A: Forget it.

You are fat and out of breath. Endless. Come on, next: I'm lucky, lucky:

A: Good luck in life is an idiom. Don't say that.

B: If you don't say no, you must.

A: Fortunately, it turned into a disaster. Gloat over the misfortunes of others.

Why is all this a disaster?

A: As the ancients said, don't be overjoyed.

Yes, don't get too excited. One more: high mountains and flowing water, water ...

Dude, there you go again. Isn't it an idiom that mountains and rivers flow?

B: but it's also a screen name. Answer the phone, water. .....

A: The mountains and rivers are flowing, the water is blocking, the water is coming out, and the water drops penetrate the heart. Tsinghua and Shui Mu, the harmony of water, the sum of water and the sky, the water comes naturally, the water has a way to cover it, and the water is in hot water.

B: Not easy. Let me ask you a difficult question. If you don't believe me, I can't beat you. Rex sacrificed fish, fish ...

Who's that? ....

B: I can't answer that.

Who said that? I can't answer that. Listen carefully: Land of plenty, fish with mixed eyes, fish with mixed eyes, mixed fish and dragons, larger foe, fish leaping over Longmen, fish leaping over Longmen, China people buried in fish belly, carp yue longmen,

B: Wait, wait, that sentence, China people are all buried in the belly of fish is an idiom?

A: China people are not idioms, but being buried in the belly of a fish is an idiom.

B: Why didn't you say that the Autobots were buried in the fish's stomach?

A: narrow-minded.

B: Hum, who is narrow-minded?

A: Car drivers are narrow-minded. Brother Hua, the netizen who came today, you just name it, and I can pick it up with idioms.

All right, answer it. Say, strange old man, freak. ....

Who is the monster, you?

No, you're not. Johnson is a screen name. Answer the phone. .....

Strange ... fate ... hey, why do you think he has such a name?

Why do you care so much? Pick it up. You can't pick it up. You pay for dinner.

There are many people here today. My brother went out and my sister-in-law didn't give me any money. She wants me to invite everyone to dinner.

Hello ... am I that person ... answer the phone, freak. .....

A: This is ridiculous. Machamp is chaotic, grotesque, strange, grotesque, with strange rain and wind and strange sounds. Answer, invite everyone to dinner.

B: Don't eat in a hurry. Have another drink.

A: eight more won't hurt. Let's go

B: China people, man: Answer,

A: Brother, I know you have no money. My treat, okay?

B: people, and then idioms.

A: China people are good people.

B: it's not an idiom.

I have no money in my pocket.

I brought the money, okay? Endless. Pick up ... .....

China people, China people ... Long live the people, go down to eat.

B: So, no food,

A: It seems that not answering is not enough. Then answer it: China people are all good people, with no money in their pockets, money ... Oh, no, it's people ... people ... facing wild animals? Outstanding talent, does it count?

B: Yes.

Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost, does this count?

Ah, yes.

A: Heluo Wen Yuan: There are abundant talents, scarce talents and a prosperous population. But? Too many people, too many hands, too many people, too many people.

B: Stop it, or you will be in trouble, or the moderator will hit you.

A: Then continue to boast that the Wen Yuan plate of Heluo is: people come and go, outstanding people are outstanding, people do their best, people are happy, and there is a paradise on earth.

Do people in Cheren and China want the post of Heluo Wen Yuan? It's exciting and refreshing. Eye-catching, fascinating, buzzing, blockbuster.

A: It's spring all over the world.

Bow? under

Extended data:

On the Four Basic Skills of Crosstalk

1, the way to tell stories, talk and pave the way. Including talking, criticizing, reading and talking. Say, refers to poetry, couplets, riddles, deciphering the meaning of words, tongue twisters, anyway, inverted sentences, two-part allegorical sayings, wisecracks, short jokes, anecdotes and so on.

2. Imitate all kinds of characters, dialects and other voices, learn to sing famous passages from China's traditional dramas, and modern crosstalk masters Yang Zhenhua and Jin Bingchang learn to sing and dance. All kinds of ventriloquism, double reed, imitating dialects, city sounds, voices, smiles, customs of men, women and children.

3. joke and make fun of them. Party A and Party B, one guest, one master, one wit and one fool, ridicule each other, praise and criticize comments, and satirize and ridicule each other with the tone of Jiang Kun and Li Wenhua's cross talk. The repertoires mainly include teasing, finding a church meeting and the elderly.

4. It is often considered as singing opera and singing. In fact, "singing" means singing "Taiping lyrics". Taiping lyrics are the original songs of crosstalk. Sing folk songs such as Send Four Happiness, Black Boy Book, Taiping Lyrics, Nongjiale, Calculate, and Visit Mei in December.