QQ Classic Automatic Reply Funny Copy General (42 sentences)

QQ Classic Auto-reply Funny Copywriting (Part 1) 1.[ Auto-reply] At present, there are too many people chatting, and there are still 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

2. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

3. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate

4. Hello, I'm not here now, and I won't call you back when I come back.

5. I have never been the most special one.

6. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculptures. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.

7.[ Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~~

8. Our boss is saving the Milky Way.

9. Please enter 52 times I love. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence

11.[ automatic reply] The wind is too big ~ La ~ ~ You ~ say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ No ~ ~ Clear ~ ~

12. I can tell her for you if something happens

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15. I'm your grandpa Niu.

16. Stop it, I love you.

17. I haven't returned the message, but I haven't returned the sheep.

18. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, putting plastic wrap on the Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing a sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

19. Mother Qiangzi is here.

2. At present, my heart is sold out. Welcome to visit me next time.

21. I'll go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to discuss eating Tang Priest. I'll talk about it when I come back.

QQ Classic Auto-reply Funny Copy (Part II)

22. Drowned in the ocean of learning.

23.[ automatic reply] hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.

24. I am an answering machine. My host has gone to dinner. What can you say to me?

25. What brings you here? Did timi win?

26. Don't bother me while I'm basking in the sun.

27. I can't read it back.

28. When I've tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice frying barbecue, the magician killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the lady with a sunshade, and rescued the princess from the refrigerator.

29. "Come back immediately after the advertisement"

3. Don't call me I don't.

31. I'm sorry, I think you are too good-looking, and I refuse to reply to you.

32. Explore Dora, wash your face, find spongebob when you are hungry, find a tool to shout "Oh, potato", and find a super detective to solve the problem and think with them. Anyway, I just don't have time.

33.? Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you.

34. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

35. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunala, the dark god, how to destroy the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now!

36. Hello, call 11 and 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. It is really not possible to go to the Dreyfus Alliance. Anyway, I am not here now.

37. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

38. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

39. How many times do I have to say? As an attractive woman like me, only money can call me.

4. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

41. I went to the magic fairy castle to play cards with the magic fairy king. Please come back later!

42. Jackson Yee's wife is not here

qq is busy, so it's funny to reply automatically

1. Note: users who use Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.

2. If there is no reply within minutes, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If there is no reply within minutes, then I have no paper with me.

3. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.

4. Hey, hey, want to see my automatic reply? No way!

5. You're here at last. I've been looking for you for n years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

6. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

7. What did you send? I look at how it is garbled!

8. The above information is mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.

9. Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the RESET button on the computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

1. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

11. How did you get here? You're at the gate of hell, so don't get off the line soon, or I won't be able to save you. Go back and take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 3 years!

12. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be kept on file. You can ask a proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will assign one for you.

13. I'm Blue Shark's dog. Blue Shark is not here now. He'll be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while!

14. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

15. Scholars hide in the Internet to wait for beautiful women; The complexity of avoiding the world makes me speechless all day.

16. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll see you at 12 o'clock this evening!

17. Di, this is an automatic response. MM Please send it again and I will contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you after sending it!

18. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

19. Sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

2. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register the new version!

21. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman, even if you are a beautiful woman, I have to eat first!

22. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he's not here, so that's all I have to say.

23, stop arguing, I want to guess the code with God and decide to cook lunch for the loser!

24. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

25. The main cause is myocardial infarction. If you want to leave a message, please call first!

26. Due to the influence of atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been disconnected. Please try again later.

27. If it was noon, I went to eat. If it's working hours, I'm called by my boss to lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are still games that make people fall for n times.

28. why? ! Why am I online and you're not online? Why am I not online when you're online?

29. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the beep ... Fuck!

3. The main cause is myocardial infarction. If you want to leave a message, please call 12 first!

31. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult 11 for details. Thank you. Bye.

32. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both!

33. Want to chat with me? I won't know much, that's all!

34. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 4% for individuals and 2% for groups. Booking telephone number: I won't tell the average person!

35. It's not that I ignore you, but time is irresistible!

36. The person you called is not here now. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message on the mouse. Thank you!

37. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't get mad, because I'm posing at the camera!

38. Alas, you are so naughty! Look, you're doing it again before I'm finished!

39. Hello, I'm the host's beautiful secretary. Please tell me anything. I'll tell him when he comes back.

4. DD I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.

41. I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

42. The subscriber you called is streaking. Please redial later!

43. Don't worry. I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I agreed in our previous lives, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

44. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted. Please keep sending letters to me, or I will do it as soon as I have leisure!

45. Didn't we agree that you should pay me back yesterday? How come nothing has happened yet!

46. I'm XX's dog. XX is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.

47. Hi~ The boss is not here to play Warcraft. I'm his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, leave a message!

48. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

49. My hands are always too soft, and my heart is softer. I still accompany you to talk without topics. It's always easy to get on the plane, but it's too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, no longer forced.

5. I am in the middle of grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

51. It's annoying, annoying, annoying. The boss's tasks are always unfinished every day. If you want to ask me when I will be online, I say it's basically very difficult.

52. I was very busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

53. Be right back after the commercial!

54. I left inadvertently this time, but it caused us to miss it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep, so I didn't want to be lonely and hurried back.

55. A cute little pig, with its innocent eyes wide open, made a pout at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

56. Message sending error: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 11, and when you get through, please yell silly before someone will answer.

57. People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply in minutes, it means I'm defecating. If you don't reply within hours, please call me.

58. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

59. Because of my work, I have been unable to respond to numerous calls from my friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me another chance, I will say three words: I leave. If we must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it will be a while!

6. She said she was playing games. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

61. DD You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf now. Please disconnect after putting in the food. Thank you for your cooperation.

62. Hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the RESET button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the beep!

63. I received the message that the Trojan is already working.

64. Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the RESET button on the computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

65. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really no regrets?

66. You want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

67. I'm playing gobang. I lost all my pants last time when I was distracted, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.

68. The user didn't respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

69. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.

7. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

71. I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to study eating the Tang Priest. I'll talk about it when I get back.

72. Do you really want to see me? If you want to find me, I'll reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

73. This is OICQ answering machine. My master has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy

funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy 1

1. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

2. The flashy world is vast, so why not wait for Dad?

3. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, jelly with double skin milk, seaweed, chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, potato and chicken ribs, Sprite Coke cone, mango, orange, green lemon, orange, watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

4. I hope your background color is always kindness and courage.

5. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

6. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

7. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash or the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.

8. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.

9. I'm sorry, the user you contacted fell into a deep sleep. Tell me ten advantages to wake up ta.

1. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

11. The heartbeat is sold out at present. Welcome to visit next time.

12. Then, so, what do you want to express?

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