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Degang Guo has a good foundation and burden, but are there really cross talk jokes that can be circulated after many years?
Wangfujing took a taxi to escape after the robbery and was caught in a traffic jam.
Seeing this news, I just want to say that it's all because that foreigner doesn't listen to cross talk at ordinary times. Degang Guo once said in the comic dialogue "My Life" in the series "My Words" that a senior in the rich world successfully robbed a bank, robbed millions of RMB and drove to the North Third Ring Road. It was after 5 pm, which was the peak time in Beijing. When the police came by on a scooter, the senior was still stuck there. This Malaysian buddy can be said to be in the same boat as his predecessor in cross talk.
Spend 1.8 million yuan 1.6 million counterfeit money, and the cost is inversely proportional to IQ.
Also from My Life, in order to increase the national income and make the country make more money, Degang Guo decided to print it himself, so he found a friend to calculate an account, and the approximate ratio was 1 yuan, so he needed 50 yuan. Lao Guo thought about it all night. Did he cheat me? In reality, these guys in Shandong spent180,000 yuan and made counterfeit money of160,000 yuan. This cost is inversely proportional to IQ, which is not as smart as Guo. Lao Guo somehow thought about it all night.
This is my favorite joke. Personally, I think it will continue to spread after many years.
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