Do you have a joke or limerick to make fun of your friend's fatness? Urgent need!

When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?

Seeing a fat man sleeping on the grass not far away, mother mosquito asked the little mosquito to try to suck his blood. This is the first time that a mosquito has tried to suck human blood. As a result, the little mosquito came back hungry.

When his mother asked him why, he replied, "The sound made by that fat man is too scary."

Mother asked, "What's that noise?"

The little mosquito replied, "Before I flew in front of him, I heard someone say," Use nunchakus, hum, hum, hehe ... "

There are two fat papers in the office, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and call each other fat.

One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat girl said to the fat man, don't go. If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.

Male fat paper unhurriedly replied: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump. Laugh and spray collectively!