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Ghosts asking for their lives

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loved her more than anyone in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly, without even giving him a reason.

Seeing his girlfriend being held by others while shopping, he was so miserable that he lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.

Originally, he planned to kill her and then commit suicide. But when you are about to die, you feel the preciousness of life.

From then on, he was troubled by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with disheveled hair, a red tongue hanging on the ground, and her fingers were like hooks, demanding her life.

The nightmare tortured him to the point of being broken into pieces. One day, he found a Taoist priest to get rid of him.

The Taoist priest asked him to do three things

First, bury his girlfriend’s body properly

Second, give him the pajamas his girlfriend wore when she was alive Burn

Third, wash the hidden bloody clothes

Everything must be completed before the third watch, otherwise you will be killed!

He followed the Taoist priest's instructions and did everything very carefully, but the bloody clothes could not be found

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It was about to be the third watch, and big beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.

When it was about to be the third watch, he found the bloody clothes, but no matter how hard he rubbed, he couldn't wash it off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The windows were swaying from side to side due to the strong wind, and the sound of shattering glass made people even more frightened. Suddenly all the lights went out, and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing pajamas stained with blood, with blood dripping from her eyes, pointing at him with a ferocious face and saying sternly: "

You know why you washed her? Will there be no blood stains?"

He was stunned and couldn't say a word

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The girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder , idiot."