English translation I want an English conversation between two people, funny, longer,

Receptionist: "you have what thing?"

What do you want

Foreigner: "can you speak english?" Can you speak English< /p>

Front desk lady: "if i not speak english, i am speaking what?" If I am not speaking English, what am I talking about?

Foreigner: "can anybody else speak english" ?" Does anyone else say

Front desk lady: "you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go." yourself Look, everyone is playing, no one has time, you can wait, you wait, you don’t wait, it’s up to you.

Foreigner: "good heavens. Anyone here can speak english?" God , does anyone here speak English?

Front desk lady: "Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing." What is it called, quiet a little, what do you have on earth?

Foreigner: "i want to speak to your head." I want to speak to your boss.

Front desk lady: "head not zai.you tomorrow come." Come.

Actually, the lady at the front desk here speaks Chinese English, so you can understand it without translating~

Isn’t that funny?