Feng Gong's humorous quotations

Feng Gong's classic quotations, this is the real humor. Let's take a look at the specific quotations:

1, lit a cigarette, but smoked out loneliness.

2, not laughing, laughing powder will fall off!

3, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

No matter how powerful Chopin is, he can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

6. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

7. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

8. I never hold grudges. Usually I report it on the spot.

9. Don't ask me anything, and don't ask me anything!

10, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

1 1, I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

12. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

13, Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

14, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

15, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

16, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

17. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

18, I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

19, the most attractive person is "Master Kong", and thousands of people hit on him every day.

20. It's disgusting to miss you so much that you can't eat!

2 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but it shrank when I took a bath frequently.

22. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

23, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

24, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

25, fell, get up and cry!

26. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

27. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

29. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Enrich!

30. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

3 1, sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist anything but temptation.

33. I not only have a car, but also my own!

34.girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

35, the so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up, the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

36. If you want to be a chopstick in your next life, you won't be lonely!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

I didn't leave my grandfather here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.