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This course is a real composition reference.
This course is really interesting. The composition is 600 words _ 15.
This course is really interesting. The composition is 600 words _ 15.
Clause 1: This class is really interesting.
Childhood memories are like candy, you can't get enough of them. Some are the most interesting and some are the most unforgettable. I still remember that incident, and now I can't help laughing when I think about it. ...
It was in my second grade, a class class. The teacher asked us to play a game of spelling sentences. Miss Zhou sent three small notes to each student. Everyone writes down their names (different names), where they are (different places) and what they are doing (different things) on the note, and then puts them on the podium. The teacher divided the notes into three groups and then asked everyone to take three pieces and spell them out.
It took us a long time to spell this sentence. The first one to finish spelling is Xu. He read: "Zhang Hong is taking a bath on the grass." "Ha ha ha ..." A burst of laughter broke out in the classroom. The second one is Zhang. He stood in front of the podium, grinning, and said with a smile, "Ren is tug-of-war in the ditch." "Dance in the flowerpot." This voice immediately interrupted Zhang, and Qi Congcong couldn't help it. Suddenly, laughter broke out in the classroom. The fourth is stone. He said, "Hu Zhan skates in the toilet." As soon as the voice fell, I saw many students laughing. Look, Lily is still laughing, and tears are coming out of her eyes. Suddenly, laughter and shouts were mixed together. At this time, Qi said loudly, "This sentence is more interesting. Shao Xiangzhong is sleeping in his stomach. " ..... "Ha ha ha ..." Our laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time.
This class is really unforgettable and interesting. I think the memory of childhood will never be erased, because it will stay in my heart forever. ...
Grade 5, Dongmen Primary School, Dayu County, Ganzhou City: Lan Qiong and Ji
-600 words
Rule number two: This course is really interesting.
I have been teaching this course for a long time, but I always find it interesting.
It was the day before National Day. In order to make us happy, the teacher gave us an interesting lesson about yo-yo. The teacher first introduced us to the structure of the yo-yo. The students pricked up their ears one by one without blinking, for fear of missing a detail. After the teacher has finished, please tell us about your experience of playing yo-yo. At this time, the students are happy. Brush, one by one, raise your hand and scramble. The teacher first invited Zhu to speak on the stage for everyone to see. Zhu stepped onto the platform and said, "Today, I will introduce you to' Walking the Dog'. First, I threw the yo-yo hard to make it fall asleep, and then slowly put it on the ground. Just like a naughty puppy running around on the ground. " Then he showed it to us. Suddenly, the whole class applauded. Later, Wang Hongwei and Zhu Jianqiang took the stage to talk about various ways of playing, such as Around the Earth, Elevator and Lightning Strike, and performed for everyone. The students chattered away and wanted to learn all the ways of playing.
The wonderful moment has arrived. The teacher asked the students to match the sleep time of yo-yo in groups of four to see which ball has the longest sleep time. The class immediately became active. Some female students don't have yo-yos, but they are cheerleaders in our class. Come on. The first group started, and the four of them were neck and neck. The second group went on, in an orderly way at first. Soon, I saw three balls intertwined, and another man won by luck. ...
The class is almost over, and the game is still going on. We are immersed in a tense and happy atmosphere.
Fourth grade of University of Technology: qq****
-600 words
Rule 3: This course is really interesting.
"Ding" Teacher Yin strode to the podium with the ringing bell. Teacher Yin looked around and said mysteriously, "Let's play a game today." Did we hear right? Game, this is a classroom. Everyone is puzzled, but we are still cheering when we hear the word "game". The teacher added, "This game is called blowing chicken feathers. The rule is that whoever loses the chicken feathers first will lose, and each group will send one player to participate. " After intense selection, everyone agreed that Yang Zhuodao was the best candidate. Teacher Yin shouted, "Get ready."
The "Hush" competition began, and the contestants threw feathers into the air together. Then they made a fool of themselves. Some blew feathers into each other's faces, some blew them too high, some jumped up and blew them, some ran from one end of the classroom to the other, and some were fooled by feathers, making the students under the stage laugh their heads off, as if they were clowns. Ah! Yang Zhuodao's feather was about to fall to the ground, and all the students in our group took a deep breath for him. We all thought that Yang Zhuodao was going to lose, but suddenly he lay on the low floor at lightning speed and blew hard. A miracle happened and the feathers flew again. But just then, another student blowing feathers backwards was pulled by the lying Yang Zhuo Road, and his butt landed. This classmate was eliminated by the feather landing, and then five people were eliminated one after another. Only Yang Zhuodao and Wang Kaiyuan were deadlocked on the court, and Yang Zhuodao accidentally passed him by. Wang Kaiyuan was the first.
The "Ding" bell rang and the teacher asked, "Did you have a good time?" Everyone said in unison: "Fun!" The teacher said, "A composition!" Ah! I'm dizzy!
Yuan Zhongfang Bilingual School Grade 6: Happy Homework.
-550 words
Article 4: This course is really interesting.
"Ha ha ha ....." There were ringing laughter in our classroom. What is this? To be honest, in today's class, we are playing an interesting spelling game.
Miss Zhou sent three small notes to each student. Everyone writes down their names (different names), where they are (different places) and what they are doing (different things) on the note, and then puts them on the podium. The teacher divided the notes into three groups and then asked everyone to take three pieces and spell them out.
It took us a long time to spell this sentence. The first one to finish spelling is Xu. He read: "Zhang Hong is taking a bath on the grass." "Ha ha ha ..." A burst of laughter broke out in the classroom. The second one is Zhang. He stood in front of the podium, grinning, and said with a smile, "Ren is tug-of-war in the ditch." "Yi Ni is dancing in a flowerpot." This voice immediately interrupted Zhang, and Qi Congcong couldn't help it. Suddenly, laughter broke out in the classroom. The fourth is stone. He said, "Hu Zhan skated in the toilet." As soon as the voice fell, I saw many students laughing. Look, Lily is still laughing, and tears are coming out of her eyes. Suddenly, laughter and shouts were mixed together. At this time, Qi said loudly, "This sentence is more interesting. Shao Xiangzhong is sleeping in his stomach. " ......
"Ha ha ha ..." Our laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time.
Students, you see, improper collocation of words will make a lot of jokes and make people confused. Everyone should pay attention to this when speaking and writing!
-500 words
Article 5: This course is really interesting.
How warm campus life is, the teacher is a hard gardener, watering us with knowledge; Campus life is so happy that people are immersed in laughter. Today, we had an interesting lesson. Do you know why this course is interesting? What? Don't you know? Then listen to me!
As soon as the bell rang, the students flocked in all directions, gathered in the corridor and lined up downstairs. Unlike usual, the teacher asked us girls to walk on stilts. Because it's the first time to play, no one will. Without the benefits behind, they all "float" into the equipment room like ghosts and "float" out again.
At first, none of us knew how to take it. Even the way of holding is different, and the movements are varied, even two steps.
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