36 funny sentences describing handsome guys

1, I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really at ease with my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong.

One day, I was in the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

The teenager is sitting under a blooming cherry tree, his hair is as light as jet, and the skin on his neck is as delicate as fine porcelain. A breeze, petals gently falling, crystal clear as snow, finely broken, as if hearing her footsteps, the boy gently turned around.

4. Lala Lala, everyone loves it, and birds see birds and stay. It is welcomed by thousands of girls, stimulating the handsome boy market and saving countless teenagers.

5, sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

6. How can I be so handsome that I dare not go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

7, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the car sees a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

8. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

9, alas ~! I finally met a handsome guy today! I have seen handsome people, but I have never seen such handsome people. It seems that I can't have lunch today. Can't you be fucking handsome? Let me not eat for a year.

10, black and bright vertical hair, British knife-shaped eyebrows flying obliquely, slender with sharp black eyes, thin and light lips, angular outline, slender and tall but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold but aggressive, and exudes human strength.

1 1, a purple-haired man knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped over a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

12, handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all mm feel that they are not worthy of me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, and handsome people take time to be handsome.

13, smooth white face, angular; The thick eyebrows are slightly raised rebelliously, and under the long curly eyelashes, the deep ice eyes look wild and sexy. Ying ting's nose, pink lips like rose petals, three-dimensional facial features, handsome as a knife. The whole person exudes a majestic king's breath, and the evil-evil beautiful face is now wearing a bohemian smile.

14, a bad smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows have soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. Pale skin sets off faint pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, extremely perfect face shape, and pure white is even more imposing. Keep an eye on it. I don't want to.

15, male, about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair, a white shirt with a slightly open neckline and shirt cuffs rolled to the middle of his arms, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, a tall nose and sexy lips. Especially after matching together, it is like God's wonderful workmanship.

16, his skin is fair, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness! The temperament he exudes is so complicated, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!

17, after seeing you, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! Funny sentences describing handsome guys

18 A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. Girls turn their heads and jump off buildings with love: Shuai Shuai is handsome!

19, handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end cars; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

20. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher talked about the meaning of handsome. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

2 1, one day, the fairy said to me: handsome boy, let me marry you.

22. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

23. Once I was walking in the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I said: I am not handsome! The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

Yes, he really looks like a prince charming today. A smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows, has soft ripples, as if smiling all the time, curved like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

The sign of an unattractive man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness. The sign of a handsome guy is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

26. If being handsome is a crime, then I will always be guilty; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

27. One day, I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome. God listened, and a thunder struck down. Who told you to lie?

28. His magic lies not only in the intoxicating face, but in the mysterious masculinity he exudes. Tall figure, strong legs, tangled arms, bulging strong chest muscles, low voice.

29. I saw that man was absolutely beautiful, with a carved face and distinct features, and an angular face was extremely beautiful. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

30. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

3 1, eh ~ Didn't you see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

32. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, and you are Dong Fangbubai!

34, people don't know Shen, it is not surprising to be killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.

He is wearing a brocade suit with a fine silver pattern on the moon and a big lotus pattern looming on the white clothes. A white silk thread tied with more than half of dark blue hair hangs high behind the head, and the black eyes under the arch eyebrows are like indelible ink.

36. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

Funny sentences describing people's good looks.

1, self-motivated in work, rich in interpersonal skills, able to get along with friends around me.

When I look in the mirror, I am often fascinated by my appearance.

3. Refuse strict smelting, ore is not more valuable than before mining.

Handsome enough to alarm the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

In my study, I am diligent and eager to learn, and I will always be the master of my own study.

6. The exclamation point is the blood that the warrior drops on the climbing road and the tears that the coward shed when he is disappointed.

7. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

8. My wife said I was ugly, but I don't think so, because after she was with me, she said that Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.

9. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

10, spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

Footprints are most likely to stay on the soft sand. Tantalum is also the most easily erased by the tide.

12, one day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!

13. If butterflies want to get the joy of flying in a hundred flowers garden, they must first endure the pain of breaking with pupae.

14, Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!

15. In order to rush to rivers, lakes and seas, the waterfall still roars forward and never retreats, even in the face of the abyss.

16, and strive to open up and turn the bent bamboo whip into a straight bamboo.

17, they all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

18, keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

19, the telescope can see distant targets, but it can't replace you.

20. Without wind and waves, there would be no brave frolicking; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

2 1, whenever I think of my handsome back and forth, I can't help crying.

22. No matter how good the seeds are, they can't bear rich fruits without sowing.

23. The footprints in the desert soon disappeared. The struggle song has been stirring in the hearts of hikers for a long time.

24. No matter how beautiful the dream of a wise man is, it is not as good as the footprints of a fool.

25. The flash without pearls is smeared by others.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to take the lead.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, slander and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.

3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the Handsome Guilty Act, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.

40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

4 1, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me.

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.

50. Struggling feet have opened up a creative road while breaking the hotbed.

Interesting sentences describing characters

Interesting sentences describing characters

1, look at yourself in the mirror!

The person in the photo is always young, but the hand that opened the photo is old.

3. The long flying sand and stones are amazing.

4. Moonlight comes quietly to my heart with sadness.

5. Some things last a lifetime.

6. As long as a person no longer wants it, he can put everything down.

7, has been very shallow, but deep feelings.

8. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

9. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

10, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

1 1, I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

12, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

13, I believe the world will always be so beautiful.

14, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

15, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

16, I was still waiting for you, but you forgot you were here.

17, I don't care if you don't care about me.

18, the fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.

19. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

20, whose loneliness covers me. Whose cheongsam covers my shoulder.

2 1, as beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as jade, like water passing by.

22. If life is like the first time.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

24, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, afraid that what happens will never happen.

25. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

26. You really look like a heavenly girl, and your face falls first ~ ~

27. You broke the rules!

28. You look very fauvism! !

29. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

30, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

3 1, the tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

32. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

33. You like you only because of me.

34. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.

35. herding sheep in a hurry; Taurus, keep for a lifetime; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions are in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio, for life.

In doubt; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius, dreaming all his life; Pisces, you don't know what you are doing all your life.

36. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife.

37. When two people are together, they are not changing each other, but accepting each other, so they are tolerant. If you just want to change, it is not life, it is war.

I can go back to the past, but I can't go back to the beginning.

39. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

40. The international face is universal.

4 1, I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

42. For men, the most beautiful woman is not available.

43. Waiting is the oldest person in life.

44. When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; When we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.

45. When you do something right, no one will remember that when you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

46. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

47. Once you never left me, now you avoid me like a plague.

48. Don't treat me badly because I am good to you.

49. In that year, when the cardamom was in its prime, whoever promised to die.

50. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.

5 1, love is so short, forgetting is so long.

52. The realm of love can stand the dull fleeting time.

53. Nothing is more sad than not dying.

54.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

55. Don't just see other people's external stains, but you can't see your own inner garbage.

56, the talented facade reveals the essence of dress B.

57. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

58. Give you a little face and you won't know what you are?

59. Girls, most men who give you money to die just want to sleep with you for one night; And those who haggle over everything. . . . That is really no money.

60. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

6 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

62. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

63. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

64. The face said: Why don't you want me? ! Come on, it's asking you something.

Please don't ask me out next time. Every time I go out with you, I think of a movie about dating zombies.

66. Every woman is always mean to a man.

I believe it's a pity that Raytheon didn't touch you when you were out in the rain.

68. You are either pretending to be forced or you are on the way to pretending to be forced.

69. Do you dare to say that the extinction of dinosaurs has nothing to do with you? You've vilified them all.

70. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

7 1, your head was caught by Xifeng's thigh, your brain is tofu residue, and your cerebellum has shrunk, right?

72. You said that even if you wrote a poem, it was still full of nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, it is difficult for girls to stimulate female hormones instantly. . . It's cholesterol

73. Your eyes are really big. Let me see if it's a single eyelid or a double eyelid under the microscope.

74. You invited me to your house to play computer games. I heard that bully was fun before I entered the door. This is your home computer. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes. In the cold weather, you and your father strolled in the street with bare arms. You pretend to be Haier brothers!

75, you have to believe me, you are really important to me! The important thing is to be like a standard pencil to be used in the exam.

76. You are very kind, especially when you are sad …

77. Recently, you ate too much gutter oil, which led to gene mutation in your brain, and your brain was completely corroded, right?

78. You can't judge a book by its cover.

79. Do you want me to beat you to the ground and underground to let you know how thick-skinned you are?

80. Say I have no quality? My quality has always been for people, not for dogs, and it is also a waste for dogs.

8 1, I heard the inference about the 28 principle: 20% people create 80% divorce rate. . .

82. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence "Go away!"

83. I will never cheat. Because the premise of doing that is that there must be two people in the world who like me at the same time ...

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

85. For most people, the power of mistresses seems irresistible.

86. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will be crushed by a man ... No matter how handsome a man is, he will kneel between her legs. ...

87. Knowing that you are the best, not everyone is thicker than a wall like you.

88. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at will, lest Sun Man people laugh at you for not having connotation and not knowing the art of speaking.

89. What do you like about me? "I like you, stay away from me."

90. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

9 1, don't think that what you say is different from others can attract my attention.

92. I'm not talking about you! You are so stupid!

93. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang! Don't pretend with me, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China is behind me. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. Bomb first, then poison. If you refuse to obey again, the registered policeman is my aunt. Change your account to a pig!

A funny sentence describing oneself as handsome.

1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

2. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

One day, I was in the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

4. Once I was walking in the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I said: I am not handsome! The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first link: watching the back of fans, thousands of troops; The girl turned to jump off a building: Shuai Shuai is handsome!

6. How can I be so handsome that I dare not go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

7. When I look in the mirror, I am often scared by my appearance! (Still fascinated? )

8. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

9. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

10, one day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome, God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

1 1. The teenager is sitting under a blooming cherry tree, his hair is as shiny as jet, and the skin on his neck is as delicate as fine porcelain. A breeze, petals gently falling, crystal clear as snow, finely broken, as if hearing her footsteps, the boy gently turned around.

12, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome! A funny sentence describing oneself as handsome.

13, handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end cars; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

14, I don't know Shen Shuaishuai, and it's not surprising that I was killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.

15, Lala Lala, everyone loves it, birds see birds stay, which is popular among thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have slipped, and a pear blossom is overwhelming.

16, I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved about my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong.

17, at school, the teacher said the meaning of handsome, and I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

18, being handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all mm feel that they are not worthy of me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, and handsome people take time to be handsome.

19, postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

20, sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

2 1, handsome enough to be disfigured!

22, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the car sees a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

23. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

24. One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.

The sign of an unattractive man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness. The sign of a handsome guy is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.