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A self-recommended story

What is the story of volunteering?

At that time, the army of Qin surrounded Handan, and the situation of Zhao was very critical, and the power of Qin was so strong. Now the chances of Enemy at the Gates, Zhao and Li Shimin winning the decisive battle are slim. King Zhao Huiwen is as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. Ping Yuanjun, the prime minister, thinks that in this case, there is only a joint Chu state. Chu and Qin have always hated each other, and Qin is a big heart disease of Chu. If you form an alliance with Chu, then Qin Jun can be broken. This is called defense against the enemy.

The question now is whether Chu is willing to form an alliance with Zhao.

Chu is suspicious of Ye Zhao, and the king of Chu is a difficult person to deal with, so the king of Zhao Huiwen has no bottom in his heart. The Prince of Zhao only asked Ping Yuanjun to come out, hoping to convince the King of Chu with his virtue and wisdom.

Ping Yuanjun said, "I will succeed this time. If I can convince him, that's the best. If the king of Chu doesn't believe this, then I will take him hostage in the court of Chu, and the anti-Qin alliance will be established. "

Blood and blood is an ancient alliance ceremony, that is, the blood of livestock is painted on the mouth to show loyalty. Commonly used among governors during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Before leaving, Ping Yuanjun said, "I'm going to choose 20 all-rounders to join me."

He has more than 3000 people under his command. It is easy to choose 20 people. But Ping Yuanjun is also a very strict person. He chose for a long time, only 19 people. There is only one person left, and he chooses repeatedly, but he is not satisfied.

While he was embarrassed, a man suddenly stood out and saw that this man was five big and three thick, with a look of assurance, and walked to Ping Yuanjun in three steps and two steps. Ping Yuanjun looked at him suspiciously. He looks a little familiar. The man said, "Maybe you don't know me very well. I am your disciple Mao Sui. You have to choose 20 people to go to Chu. Now one person is missing. I may be the last person you want. "

The following people gave a gentle laugh, some were whispering, and everyone looked at him contemptuously. Seeing that this man is so bold and not modest at all, Ping Yuanjun said, "How many years have you been under my door?"

Mao Sui said, "Three years." Here is a burst of laughter.

Ping Yuanjun said slowly, "I heard that in this world, a saint is like an awl in a bag, and its tip will soon be exposed. You have been with me for three years, and you haven't done anything important for everyone to praise you. I have never heard of your great ability. This proves that your skills are very limited. I think you'd better stay. However, your spirit is worth learning. "

When Mao Sui heard Ping Yuanjun's obvious contempt for himself, he didn't worry, panic or blush. He still said confidently, "You are right, son. I didn't make my point before, that is, you didn't put me in the bag. Today I just asked my son to put me in the bag. "

At this time, Ping Yuanjun was despised in my heart from the beginning, and now I like this young man very much. Looking at his confident appearance and extraordinary conversation, he already felt that a gyro was exposed. So he took Mao Sui to the State of Chu to accomplish the great mission of the country.

Other 19 people laughed at Mao Sui, and they often made fun of him privately along the way.

When Ping Yuanjun arrived in Chu, he and the King of Chu discussed the issue of union. But the debut of the king of Chu is the king; Then explain how difficult it is for your country to fight this war; Then there is the limited national strength of Chu. If you offend a big country like Qin, it will be difficult to get along with princes in the future. No matter what Ping Yuanjun said, the King of Chu refused.

Ping Yuanjun talked from morning till noon, but the king of Chu seemed indifferent, which really made Ping Yuanjun sweat.

The owner of Ping Yuanjun can't wait to hear the rest of it. A man said, "Isn't this Mr. Mao Sui boasting that he can convince the King of Chu? Now is the opportunity. Hurry up. " People want to see his jokes.

Mao Sui looked at them and really strode over. He held a sword in one hand, his eyebrows bristled angrily, and his big eyes shone with unquestionable light. I saw him go to the side and said, "son, the relationship between the advantages and disadvantages of Qin can be clarified in two words. Why did you talk to him from morning till noon? "

The king of Chu saw this unexpected guest and said, "Who is this?"

Ping Yuanjun said, "It's my master." The king of Chu shouted, "Don't go down. I'm discussing something important with your son. What are you doing here? "

Mao Sui deliberately stepped forward to the king of Chu with his sword and said loudly, "You are rude to me because you are sitting at home and relying on your large number. But can you show the advantage of Chu's large number of people in these ten steps?" The king's life is actually in my hands, and my master is right in front of you. Why are you rude to me? It is often said that beating a dog depends on its owner. If you are rude to me, you are actually insulting my master. "

The king of Chu was beaten by him. I don't know what to do. He looked at Ping Yuanjun for help, and Ping Yuanjun motioned for him to listen to him.

Mao Sui went on to say, "I heard that Shang Tang only had 70 Li of land at that time, but later he won the world, while Zhou Wenwang only had 100 Li. Later, the governors all bowed to him. It can be seen that the country's prosperity lies not in the large number of soldiers and land, but in benevolence, morality and power. Today, Chu has five thousand Li and millions of soldiers. This is the foundation of hegemony. With the strength of Chu, who can compete in the world? Sadly, however, Tian Lei was just an ordinary general with less than 10,000 troops, but he was able to defeat your Chu state again and again, which not only occupied your important strategic position, but also insulted your ancestors. This is really a pity for your Chu state, and even we Zhao people are ashamed of the king. But you are not ashamed of it, and you are still sleeping at home, waiting for others to completely ruin you! My son put forward the art of union, not for Zhao, but for you. It's ungrateful to insult me in front of my master. What the hell are you doing? "

The king of Chu was taught a lesson by a young man, and the lesson was still reasonable, which made him unable to step down. He thought that Zhao was a talented person, and it would be a bad thing to form an alliance with them. He said: "Then according to Mr. Mao's statement, we will form an alliance between Chu and Zhao to jointly resist Qin Jun for the benefit of our two countries."

Afraid it was just perfunctory, Mao Sui said, "Has the integration strategy been decided?"

The king of Chu said, "Of course."

Mao Sui said to the servants of the King of Chu standing under the stage, "Bring chicken blood, dog blood and horse blood quickly."

After a while, blood came up. Mao Sui took the plate, knelt in front of the king of Chu, raised the blood to the king's chest and said, "Please make blood for the king of Chu. You go first, then my master, and then me." The king of Chu did it one by one.

Thanks to Mao Sui's courage and wisdom, Chu and Zhao formed an alliance. The King of Chu sent Chun Shen Jun to lead 80,000 troops to save Zhao, which played a great role in easing the siege of Handan.

The Cause, Process and Result of Self-recommendation Story

Idioms and their stories

At the end of the Warring States Period, in 259 BC, Qin Jun surrounded Handan, the capital of Zhao. At present, Zhao's situation is very critical. The king of Zhao ordered Zhao Sheng to go to Chu to seek the help of soldiers. Ping Yuanjun called the people together and selected 20 civil and military generalists to go with him. After selection, there is still one person missing at last.

A man named stood up and recommended himself to Mao Sui, saying, "I heard that Mr. Wang is going to the State of Chu to sign a contract of union, and it is agreed that 20 public guests will go with him and not be outside to watch. However, one person is still missing. I hope that Teacher Wang will start with the number of people! "

Ping Yuanjun said, "How many years has Mr. Zhao Sheng been here?" Mao Sui said, "Three years." Ping Yuanjun said, "A wise man in the world is like an awl in a bag, and its tip will be revealed immediately. Now, I have been under Zhao Shengmen for three years, and no one around me has praised you, and Zhao Sheng has never heard any compliments. This is because Mr. Wang has no talent.

So Mr. Wang Can can't go with us, please stay! "He said," I only asked to enter the bag today. If I had been in the bag, I would have exposed the whole edge like an awl, not just the tip. "Ping Yuanjun finally took away.

In the State of Chu, the King of Chu only received Ping Yuanjun. Two people sat in the temple, from morning to noon, with no result. Mao Sui stepped up the steps and shouted at a distance, "It's either good or bad to send troops. Simple and clear. Why not decide to discuss it? " The king of Chu was very angry and asked Ping Yuanjun, "Who is this man?" Ping Yuanjun replied: "This man's name is Mao Sui, but he is my guest!"

The king of Chu shouted, "Step down quickly! I'm talking to your master. What are you doing here? " Seeing that the king of Chu was angry, Mao Sui did not step down, but went up several steps. He put the sword in his hand and said, "Now, in ten steps, your king's life is in my hands!" " Seeing that Mao Sui was so brave, the King of Chu stopped scolding him, so he listened to Mao Sui.

Mao Sui made an incisive analysis of the reasons for sending troops to aid Chu. Mao sui's words convinced the king of Chu and promised to send troops at once. A few days later, Chu, Wei and other countries jointly sent troops to help Zhao. Qin Jun retreated. After returning to Zhao, he became a national guest. He sighed and said, "When Mr. Mao arrived in Chu, the king of Chu dared not look down upon Zhao."

The idiom "self-recommendation" comes from this, which means to recommend yourself to do a certain job without being introduced by others.

(2) Extended reading of self-recommendation stories:

Mao sui (? -? ), a native of Handan, was born in Zhao (now Handan, Hebei) in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty and the Warring States Period. He was a public figure in Zhao Sheng, Ping Yuanjun, and a famous lobbyist during the Warring States Period.

Shi Mao's hometown

Mao Sui's hometown is Jize County, Handan City, Hebei Province. In 2008, the China Research Association issued a certificate to Jize County, Hebei Province, confirming that Jize in Handan is the hometown, and this village is the only village in Jize-Maoguanying is named after Mao, which means that Maoguanying, the hometown, was confirmed.

Burial site

After Mao Sui died, he was buried in the southwest of Yongnian County, Handan City. According to legend, Mao Sui's tomb is very high, covering more than ten acres. It was rated as one of the "Eight Scenes of Gan Ping" by Yongnian County, and the world called it "Maosui Peak". The tomb was destroyed during the Cultural Revolution and became a farmer's private plot. 1993 reconstruction.

Third, an overview of Mao Sui's self-recommendation story

During the Warring States Period,

Ping Yuanjun

Lead the people to ask Chu for help. Although Mao Sui was not trusted, he was confident and recommended himself to Ping Yuanjun. In Chu, Mao Sui was brave, decisive and incisive in analysis, and successfully persuaded the king of Chu to send troops.

Fourth, the summary and enlightenment of Mao Sui's self-recommendation story

recommend oneself (for a job)

Interpretation: Zhao's guest in the Warring States Period: recommendation: recommendation, recommendation. Mao Sui recommended himself. A metaphor for volunteering for a job.

Sima Qian's Biographies of Historical Records of Ping Yuanjun and Qing Yu in the Western Han Dynasty: "The people under the door have a compliment before:' I heard that you will live in harmony with Chu, and there are about 20 diners, not many. If one person is missing, I hope you will go with your staff. " "

Use subject-predicate form; As predicate, object and attribute; Include praise

For example, Zou Taofen's experience: "I did it, and it was approved by the principal."

Synonym volunteer

The antonym is ashamed of itself.

Two-part allegorical saying: Monkey Sun is an official.

Allusions During the Spring and Autumn Period, Zhao was defeated in Changping. Tian Lei, the leader of Qin Jun, led the attack and surrounded Handan, the capital of Zhao.

At present, Zhao's situation is very critical. The king of Zhao ordered Zhao Sheng to go to Chu to seek the help of soldiers. Ping Yuanjun called the public and wanted to select 20 all-rounders to go with him. He chose and chose, chose and chose, and finally one person was missing. At this time, the doorman recommended himself and said, "I count one!" " "Ping Yuanjun see his repeated demands, reluctantly agreed.

In the State of Chu, the King of Chu only received Ping Yuanjun. Two people sat in the temple, from morning to noon, with no result. Mao Sui stepped up the steps and shouted at a distance, "It's either good or bad to send troops. Simple and clear. Why not decide to discuss it? " The king of Chu was very angry and asked Ping Yuanjun, "Who is this man?" Ping Yuanjun replied: "This man's name is Mao Sui, but he is my guest!" The king of Chu shouted, "Get off the bus! I'm talking to your master. What are you doing here? " Seeing that the king of Chu was angry, Mao Sui did not step down, but went up several steps. He put the sword in his hand and said, "Now, in ten steps, your king's life is in my hands!" " Seeing that Mao Sui was so brave, the King of Chu stopped scolding him, so he listened to Mao Sui. Mao Sui made a very incisive analysis of the truth of catching aid and Chu. Mao sui's words convinced the king of Chu and promised to send troops at once. A few days later, Chu, Wei and other countries jointly sent troops to help Zhao. Qin Jun retreated. After returning to Zhao, he became a national guest. He sighed and said, "When Mr. Mao arrived in Chu, the king of Chu dared not look down upon Zhao."

The idiom "self-recommendation" comes from this, which means to recommend yourself to do a certain job without being introduced by others.

Ⅳ What is the story of voluntary service?

Qin's army attacked Handan, the capital of Zhao. Although Zhao tried to resist, it was not enough because of the fiasco in Changping. surname

Cheng Xiao asked Ping Yuanjun and Zhao Sheng to find a way to ask Chu for help. Ping Yuanjun is Zhao's prime minister and his uncle. He is determined to kiss.

I went to Chu to negotiate with the king of Chu to unite against Qin.

Ping Yuanjun is going to take twenty all-around athletes to Chu. He has 3000 clients, but he really needs to find them.

It's not easy to be a talented person with both civil and military skills. Pick and choose, only 19 people were selected, and the rest were all gone.

Just as he was in a hurry, a doorman sitting at the bottom stood up and recommended himself and said, "Can I make up the number?"

And then what? "

Ping Yuanjun was a little surprised and said, "What's your name? How many days have you been in our house? "

The doorman said, "My name is Mao Sui. I have been here for three years."

Ping Yuanjun shook his head and said, "A talented person living in the world is like an awl in his pocket. Its tip is very fast."

It just came out. But you have been here for three years, and I haven't heard of your talent. "

Mao Sui said, "This is because I didn't show you this awl until today. If you had put it in the bag earlier, it would have been.

It poked out. Isn't it just a shirt? "

19 people next to him thought Mao Sui was talking big, and they all laughed at him contemptuously. But Ping Yuanjun appreciated his courage.

Quantity and eloquence, decided to let Mao Sui make up the number of twenty people, and said goodbye to the prince of Zhao on the same day and went to Chu.

Ping Yuanjun and Chu Gaolie discussed a joint fight against the State of Qin in the court. Mao Sui and other 19 guests are waiting at the bottom of the steps.

Look at that. From morning till noon, Ping Yuanjun tried to persuade the King of Chu not to say anything, but what did the King of Chu say?

Yao did not agree to send troops to attack Qin.

The doorman under the steps is really impatient, but no one knows what to do. Someone thought of a sentence in Zhao.

After some sweet talk, he quietly said to him, "Teacher Mao, it's up to you!" "

Mao Sui took his time, walked up the steps with his sword in his hand and shouted, "Whether it's vertical or not, it can be solved in a few words."

It's over. How come the sun has been straight since morning and hasn't stopped yet? "

The king of Chu was very unhappy and asked Ping Yuanjun, "Who is this?"

Ping Yuanjun said, "It's my apprentice."

The king of Chu was even more angry when he heard that he was a public guest. He scolded Mao Sui and said, "I'm discussing state affairs with your master. It's your turn to come more often."

Mouth? Go down quickly. "

Mao Sui stepped forward and said according to his sword, "You don't need to bully others. My master is here. What bad words do you say?

What? "

The king of Chu looked at him with a sword and listened to him. He was a little scared and changed his amiable face to him.

And said, "What do you think? Please say it. "

Mao Sui said: "Chu has more than 5,000 miles of land and 1 million soldiers. It turned out to be a hegemonic country. I didn't expect Qin to be a real person.

With the rise, Chu was defeated again and again, and even the monarch became a prisoner of Qin and died in Qin. This is the greatest shame of Chu.

Insult. Qin was just a lad, with tens of thousands of people, who won the capital of Chu in World War I-

Ying du city was taken, forcing the king to move the capital. This shame, even we Zhao people are ashamed of you. I can't believe the king has fallen.

I don't want to be ashamed. To tell the truth, today our master came to discuss with the king to unite against Qin, mainly for Chu, not just for Chu.

We are Zhao. "

Mao Sui's words are really like an awl, poking the king's heart sentence by sentence. He couldn't help blushing, saying:

"Yes, yes."

Mao Sui firmly nailed a sentence: "So the vertical integration is settled?"

King Chu said, "That's settled."

Mao sui turned and asked the attendants of the king of Chu to bring the blood of chickens, dogs and horses at once. He knelt before the king of Chu with a copper coin.

He said, "Your Majesty is the leader of an alliance. Please bleed first. Bloody means putting the blood of livestock on your mouth to show your sincerity. It's ancient.

A ceremony to sign a contract on behalf of a generation. The voice is shà). "

After the king of Chu bled, Ping Yuanjun and Mao Sui also bled on the spot. After the alliance between Chu and Zhao, Chu Gaolie sent Huang Xie and Chun Shen Jun.

As a general, he led 80,000 troops to Zhao.

ⅵ 50-word self-recommendation story

During the Warring States period, Zhao was king for nine years, and Guo attacked Zhao. Zhao Haoqi sent and Zhao Sheng to Chu for help, and volunteered to follow. The negotiations between Ping Yuanjun and the King of Chu were fruitless for a long time, so Mao Sui came to the palace with a sword in his hand and stated his interests. Finally, the king of Chu was moved to send troops to jointly fight against the invasion of Qin.

Mao Sui, a native of Jize, Hebei Province, was a guest of Zhao and Zhao during the Warring States Period. Recommendation: recommendation, recommendation. Mao Sui recommended himself. During the Warring States Period, Ping Yuanjun's diners volunteered to lobby in Chu.

Canon "Historical Records". Volume 76. Biography of Ping Yuanjun Qing Yu. Ping Yuanjun ",and then use the metaphor of" volunteering "to volunteer and recommend yourself to do a certain job.

(6) Extended reading of self-recommendation story: Hometown, which is famous for "self-recommendation" and sending troops to save Zhao at the end of the Warring States Period.

Located in the east of Luzhuang Village, Shizhai Town, west of Yuanyang County 12.5km. There are self-recommended pavilions, Maosui Hall and stone tablets, myths and legends murals such as Maosui Mountain, Maosui Lata, Maosui Grass and Maosui Vinegar, and memorial sites such as Maosui Gang (grave), which are municipal-level cultural relics protection units in Xinxiang.

Located on the central axis of the memorial hall of Maosui's hometown, Maosui Pavilion is an important landmark building of Maosui's hometown. With convenient transportation, it has formed a tourist route with the surrounding tombs of Maosui, Loude and Administrative Office.

VII. Summary of Mao Sui's self-recommendation story

Brief description:

According to Volume 76 of Historical Records, Biography of Ping Yuanjun, Yuqing and Ping Yuanjun, during the Warring States Period, the State of Qin sent troops to attack Zhao and surrounded Handan, the capital of Zhao. The situation was very critical, so the prince of Zhao sent Ping Yuanjun to Chu for help. Ping Yuanjun planned to select 20 talents with both civil and military skills to go with his diners, but only 19 were selected, and the rest were unqualified.

At this time, a man named Mao Sui volunteered to recommend himself to Ping Yuanjun and asked to join the ranks of Chu. Ping Yuanjun asked, "How long have you been under my door?" Mao Sui replied, "Three years." Ping Yuanjun said: "A truly talented person, like an awl in a bag, will immediately show its sharp point.

And you have been under my door for three years, but I have never heard your performance. You better stay! Mao Sui said: "I am recommending myself now, that is to say, I ask you to put me in the bag. If I had such an opportunity earlier, I wouldn't just show the tip of the cone. I have already shown my talent and sharpness! " Ping Yuanjun thought Mao Sui had a point, so he promised to let him go with him.

In the State of Chu, Ping Yuanjun held talks with the King of Chu, but there was no result from morning till noon. So Mao Sui took a sword to see the king of Chu, trying to explain the interests of Zhao and Chu in the joint resistance to Qin. The king of Chu was finally persuaded and promised to send troops to Zhao for rescue. So the two countries forged a blood alliance on the spot and vowed to keep the Covenant of common resistance to Qin.

Mao Sui not only helped Ping Yuanjun finish the task this time, but also made contributions to the country, making everyone sit up and take notice of him, so Ping Yuanjun treated him as a VIP. Later, this story was condensed into the idiom "recommend yourself", which means to be a volunteer and recommend yourself.

(7) Extended reading of self-recommendation stories.

Self-recommendation:

Interpretation: Mao Sui: a guest of Zhao Ping Yuanjun during the Warring States Period; Recommendation: recommendation, recommendation. Mao Sui recommended himself. During the Warring States Period, Ping Yuanjun's diners volunteered to lobby in Chu. Canon "Historical Records". Volume 76. Biography of Ping Yuanjun Qing Yu. Ping Yuanjun. Later, I used "voluntary service" as a metaphor for voluntary service and recommended myself to do a certain job.

Allusion: In the nine years of the Warring States Period, the Qin army attacked Zhao and ordered Zhao Sheng to go to Chu for help. Ping Yuanjun's protege volunteered to accompany him. The negotiations between Ping Yuanjun and the King of Chu were fruitless for a long time, so Mao Sui came to the palace with a sword in his hand and stated his interests. Finally, the king of Chu was moved to send troops to jointly fight against the invasion of Qin.

Usage: as predicate, object and attribute; Refers to voluntary service.

Structure: subject-predicate type

Synonym: voluntary to do one's duty

Antonym: shame.

Homonyms: silky, wired, inviolable, changeable, rosy lips and pink face.

Riddle: Self-recommendation

Two-part allegorical saying: Monkey Sun became an official-Mao Sui recommended himself.