Tell a joke about underwear?

Two colleagues in the company are fellow villagers. They are all ghost horses, and their friendship is deeper than the average person. They often play pranks together and bring us laughter. They are a pair of stooges who are very popular with colleagues.

It is said that one day during lunch break, the two of them came up with another idea, saying that they would combine our fluorescent underwear to have a live cross talk. Everyone is so happy, clap your hands to encourage!

A (imitating a woman's voice): Honey, since you gave me that gift, I want it every day. ...

B, exclaimed in surprise: huh? Do you want it every day? Then I can't handle it ...

A, pretend to hit B's hand: Dead man, what are you thinking? I didn't mean that! I mean, it makes me feel very romantic and interesting ... Do you know which gift I mean?

B, I thought about it and said: Of course, it was Durex who was with you in Watsons yesterday!

A shook his head: no!

B: No? Didn't you say you liked it yesterday, and you will use it again?

A stamped her foot: You have gone too far! How can you talk to me about such a personal topic in public? Be careful to be secretly recorded and sent to Tudou, and we will become online lovers!

B, lower your voice quickly: then what are you talking about? I didn't give you anything special!

A, in a low voice, said sweetly: That's it, the fluorescent underwear you gave me half a month ago!

B, it suddenly dawned on me: Oh, I think it's great, too. I like it very much!

A: Surprise: Really? You like it too, don't you?

B: Yes, fluorescent underwear is so energy-saving. You wear it every night after dark, so we don't have to turn on the light! Now that prices are rising, the pressure is coming!

I feel dizzy. ...

Everyone laughed, and my colleague Lao Wang listened, sprayed a mouthful of tea in his mouth and cried exaggeratedly, why didn't I think of it? Save electricity and resources! Boss, I want to buy one for my wife. Can I get a 20% discount?

I spray, these people are really noisy, haha.