How to answer humorously when you say you are blind?

I really made a friend as blind as a bat as you.

Humor is elegant, thought-provoking and exquisite. It is a temperament that emanates from the bones and is the highest realm of humor. You don't need exaggerated body language or practical jokes to convey witty words and deeds. This is the perfect crystallization of wisdom and experience.

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BQ5 comes from a couple's funny cartoon in Baidu Post Bar, and B stands for MM Q. I'm serious. For example, showing off BQ5 to friends means that I just talked about Q picking up girls. Later, it was used by many forums, and BQ5 was accused of chatting with a mistress or lover.

The word "belly black" comes from the ACG circle in Japan and is usually used to refer to those who are kind and gentle on the surface, but are thinking evil things or tricks inside. The original meaning is "bad heart", "black heart", "black heart" and "duplicity", which are widely used as lovely attributes in ACG circles. The nature is positive.

At the same time, the abdomen is black, proclaiming "thick as a city wall and black as coal; Thick and hard, black and bright; Thick and invisible, black and colorless. " There are essential differences between "larded school".