A few English jokes

When I was in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, a large number of American aid workers came to Kunming in the early days. Because of the language barrier, many jokes were made! Next, CJ immediately brings some English jokes to everyone. I hope you will like them. More jokes are in the jokes section.

? Block the donkey? ,? All right! ?

Now the slope head of Zheng Ping Street on Huashan East Road used to be a market. Every morning, many suburban farmers come here with fresh vegetables to set up stalls; Farmers in mountainous areas come here with donkeys and firewood to sell.

One day, a farmer in the mountain just unloaded a full pack of firewood from the donkey's back. The lightened donkey happily loosened the reins and ran to Zheng Ping Street. Donkey's. When the owner found out, he hurried to catch up, fearing that the donkey would hurt people and be lost? This is a family scouring for food and clothing? Baby? Ah!

Donkeys run along Zheng Ping Street. Below the slope is Huashan East Road, namely Yongning Palace Slope (the palace of Li Yong in the Ming Dynasty was here), and then the Four Seasons Heap. While chasing, the owner of the donkey shouted: Stop the donkey! Stop the donkey! ?

At this time, several blond Americans were coming from the slope, thinking that he was greeting them. Good morning, good morning! ? Just a friendly answer:? Hello, hello! ? .

Afterwards, the mountaineer who caught the donkey said angrily, I asked passers-by to help me stuff the donkey. Those with yellow hair, blue eyes and high nose? Old foreign fans? Don't help me get into the donkey, but also gloat and say? All right! ? 、? All right! ? , is really not a good thing! ?

? Basin? ,? Leak? ,? Do you have to buy a drum set?

One day, an American came to a small shop to buy something, and the clerk greeted him warmly. What can I buy?

Americans say:? Pen? . The clerk didn't know English, so he thought he wanted to buy a washbasin, so he brought an enamel washbasin. The American shook his head and even lost his voice and said, no, no! ?

The clerk thought he was too? Leak? Just fill it with water and explain: look, this is a new pot, it doesn't leak, it won't leak!

Because the language can't communicate, Americans have to leave and say hello when they leave. Goodbye! ?

The clerk thought it was him? Do you have to buy a drum set? He said angrily. Forget it if you don't buy it, you have to buy any drums! ?

a letter

At that time, a middle school student wrote a report to his parents in half-baked English and Chinese after the mid-term exam. He was afraid that his parents couldn't understand, so he added phonetic notation and notes in Chinese and wrote:

? Father (fever, father), mother (mother has a fever, mother):

I studied books at school, and all the subjects were very good (for you, very good), except English (Ying Ge history, English).

His parents were very angry after receiving the letter, so they asked someone to help them write back and said, your mother and I are fine, and we don't have a fever! If you can't even read ordinary books, what kind of books are you reading? You should know: Koko is suffering for himself! How can it be good to suffer for us? You didn't get good grades in any subject, so you have the cheek to say that only Ying Ge, history and English failed! Do you beggars still want to play Ying Ge?

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