A collection of thirty humorous sentences about driving practice in Moments

Humorous and funny copywriting about driving practice in Moments 1

1. The fear of being dominated by driving practice clocks every day makes me feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

2. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive was so slow because I couldn’t make an appointment for the exam and was so bored at home every day!

3. Does the brake burn your feet? Don’t step on it yet!

4. The second subject was tested three times and three batches of students were sent away.

5. How can I prevent my parents from forcing me to learn to drive? I really don’t want to learn to drive. I’m too afraid of driving.

6. In summer, a certain woman was taking her road test. She kept looking down at the stall nervously, but the examiner stopped her. This woman was even more nervous. She looked up and looked ahead, reaching out to touch the gear. She accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said without changing his expression: "I won't do that!

7. When starting on a slope, the coach said: "Release the clutch lightly, find the linkage point, let the car shake and then release the brake. "I did as I was told. I felt that the car was shaking obviously. I grabbed the shifter and put it in neutral and released the brakes. The car suddenly rolled backwards. The instructor quickly stepped on the brakes and roared: "What do you want to do?" I was puzzled: "I'm going to stop. Semi-linked gear! "..." "Oh, I thought the semi-linked gear was blocked between first gear and second gear." "

8. When driving fast, the coach said: "Only officials become more and more courageous, while drivers become less courageous as they drive. You are an exception! "

9. Why are you grabbing the steering wheel so hard? Do you want to pull it off and take it home?

10. Report to the instructor that everything is ready and request to take off

< p> 11. As the saying goes: Ashes to dust, dust to dust, don’t mention your mother when you are scolding: touching a porcelain dog, dancing in the square, driving school instructor 250.

12. I saw a car on the road in the morning, with a sticker on the back. One mark, marked with a sentence: Removed from driving school, self-taught.

13. I just got my driver’s license today. The instructor said: Don’t drive if you can’t drive in the future...

14. My coach said that if you get the license and go on the road and tell him, he will not go out again

15. It is so difficult to learn to drive, and I will be scolded to death. I am so pitiful and cowardly. And weak. Part 2 of humorous writing about driving practice.

16. I failed in subject three and came back to pay the re-examination fee. Others asked: Why did I fail in the exam? The girl sighed: Oh, It's just that the condom was not put on. Safe... safe... condom... 17. I passed the second test, and I cried after the test.

18. The girl was very nervous when she got on the bus for the road test. She handed her bank card to the examiner as an ID card. The examiner was silent: Where is the password?

19. I am very happy that I have been chatting with you for so long today. Here we are, Suijue. I found that many of my friends will take the subject two test tomorrow. I hope you can pass it.

21. Driving fast, he said: "Why are you driving so fast!" Is there any money ahead?" When he drove slowly, he said, "Are you still moving?"

22. Coach: Did you see that person? Student: Yes. Coach: Killed him. Student: I don’t dare to coach: I don’t dare to brake if you don’t. 23. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how much you spit, I will remain unmoved. , maybe you can take this opportunity to train your little heart, and you can be more bold in the society in the future, and friends who have not yet learned to drive, if you meet such a coach, just follow it!

24. Nightmare news: I don’t want to learn to drive. I don’t want to learn to drive.

25. During the reverse test, the examiner rushed out of the room, waved his fist and yelled at me: "Failed!" ! ! Knocked down seven, how the hell did you learn! ""I admit that my driving skills are poor, but don't be too exaggerated, okay? There are six poles in a ***, where did seven come from? "Then the coach is also lying there!

26. The coach said that after you finish studying for your driver's license, you can sign up for a class and learn to fly. It's so fast. You can only go to heaven

27. If you can’t turn the steering wheel well, what are your hands made for?

28. The master once said to someone during a road test: “Report! ""Come up

29. I took the make-up exam for subject two twice, and the worst part was that I died while driving on a curve.

30. Once on the way, I got a tip at a roadside shop. When I came out, the master asked my brother to see how much oil was left. The senior brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked inside, but couldn't see anything. The brother took out a lighter and lit it to take care of it. Fortunately, the master had quick eyes and quick hands and kicked the senior brother to the ground. Otherwise, this story would probably not exist now. , all finished. Thirty humorous quotes about how the sun is so bright when practicing driving

1. I heard my uncle tell a joke about his driving test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner, what bt tricks? Use both. One of them got into the car, and without starting the engine, he smiled silly at the examiner next to him. The examiner laughed so hard that he asked him why he was laughing so hard. He said: I think you look like my third uncle... The examiner fainted.

2. It seems that you still have to learn to drive well after all. You have no one to rely on, you can only rely on yourself.

3. The name I applied for as a freshman, the certificate I got when I graduated as a senior, every word here was typed with tears in my eyes.

4. I just got my driver’s license today, and the instructor said to me in a serious voice: Try not to drive in the future if you can.

5. For those who are not nervous about giving birth to a child, take the subject two test I was so nervous that my logic was shattered.

6. Is the steering wheel suitable for you? Hold it so tightly...

7. The instructor said that after you finish studying for your driver's license, you can sign up for a class and learn to fly. You can only go to the sky so quickly

8. This is for me Must come! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving, and I am so annoyed.

9. I will take the test for subject two tomorrow, so I am a little nervous. I hope it can be over once and for all. But I haven’t won my first victory yet.

10. Master, did I back in? Master:

11. I was a little nervous going downhill and started to draw a dragon on the steering wheel. Coach: Do you want to practice calligraphy on my car?

12. Regarding the start, "A buddy said because of nervousness: Everything is normal" and asked to get up. The examiner was delighted when he heard this: You haven't woken up yet? You're allowed to get up!

13. I have experienced that people’s mood will really hit rock bottom just because they have to learn to drive.

14. Find another one. I can't teach you

15. I suggest you learn to get a racing driver's license in the future! You are not suitable to drive such an ordinary car!

16. My classmate, mm, was very nervous during the road test. She kept chanting in her mind, "Wear your seat belt, wear your seat belt!!!" Then he inserted the seat belt into the hole of the passenger seat ~ Examiner Asked her, "Don't you feel panicked?"

17. On the first day of learning to drive, the car was scratched by the driving school after I made a beautiful reverse into the garage.

18. The person who smokes Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that he is the driving school instructor.

19. Are you trying to launch me by applying the brakes?

20. Coach: Hit the steering wheel to death, hit me to death. Me: How can I kill him?

21. The most common thing the coach says is: "Fortunately, I don't have a heart disease, otherwise..."

22. Coach: Do you see the person in front of you? Hit him to death! Me: I don’t dare. Coach: Don’t dare to hit the brakes yet!

23. Others step on the clutch, but I step on the clutch of joy and sorrow.

24. When I was learning to drive, I used a very old pickup truck. There was a cook in our group who was a chef from our school. He was very strong. Once when we were parking on a ramp, the instructor said: "Try harder." To pull the handbrake, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled out the handbrake with all his strength.

25. I saw a car on the road in the morning. There was a sign on the back of the car with a sentence: Removed from driving school, self-taught.

26. I am very happy to chat with you for so long today. I am here today. I found that many friends will take the second subject tomorrow. I hope you can pass it.

27. "Sorry, coach, I stopped wrong again." "No way, the road is crooked"!

28. When buying a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you, because you will just have to yell anyway

29. To be honest, it was the first time that a student of mine took the driver’s license test. Feel the dark side.

Thirty excerpts from the copywriting of the car-training emoticon package for the funny circle of friends

The copywriting of the car-training emoticon package for the funny circle of friends (Part 1)

1. “Coach, I’m so nervous! "Why are you nervous? It's the walking people who should be nervous!"

2. After practicing the third subject, the coach said: Okay, you can proceed according to this idea. If you take the exam, you will be deducted 100 points at most.

3. "Shift when it's time to shift. Don't wait for me to remind you! Look ahead! Look ahead! Look in the rearview mirror! Slow down, slow down, fly a plane?! Come on, come on, shift up!" Shit down, shift down, turn on the steering wheel! Why are your hands dancing on the steering wheel?

4 .I don’t blame you for the poor performance, it’s our coach’s lack of success.

5. Thank you during this time. When I was in the driving school, besides waiting for the bus, I was waiting for you. I was very happy. Thank you for rejecting me and letting me feel at ease. I wish you happiness.

6. When I was traveling for a long distance, the coach asked me to practice driving after the test, and he kept saying "come on, come on" when going downhill. I muttered dejectedly: "Why are you still refueling when going downhill? Coach, are you not afraid of death?" The coach said: "No, I am ready to jump off the car at any time."

7. Learning to drive is so difficult, I will soon be killed Damn it, I'm so pitiful, cowardly and weak.

8. The steering wheel is turned to death and the clutch is pressed to death

9. After a candidate successfully got into the car, he sat in the driver's seat and started the ignition, stepped on the accelerator and checked the instruments and said to the examiner : "Report to the examiner, all the instruments are normal, please take off." (It should be a request to start, it is estimated that the candidate has had the dream of being a pilot since he was a child) After hearing this, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage in front."

10. Before taking the test for subject 2, I was clamoring to reverse the car, and then I succeeded in one go and the width was the same on both sides.

11. Learn to drive seriously every day! They are all tanned several times! There is no chance of turning white! Want to cry!

12. The coach said that he couldn’t learn the way I drove when I was drunk.

13. I have taken the third-level exam five times. I will never touch a car unless it is absolutely necessary.

14. Porcelain dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty.

15. If I tie a piece of meat to the front of my car, even a dog can drive better than you! Driving practice emoticon package and funny friend circle copywriting (Part 2)

16. Step on the accelerator! It's in gear! Did you step on the clutch? Where are the brakes? Don't you see that I'm about to hit you? Brake lightly! Overtaking, are you waiting for food? Turn on the turn signal! Kill the steering wheel! Get down here, you're acting like a fool!

17. The first time I failed the three-way exam, the coach said: I don’t blame you for not doing well, it’s our coach’s lack of success.

18. My brother had a difficult time learning to ride a bicycle. I seemed to understand the feelings of my coach when I was learning to ride a bicycle.

19. I got tanned after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have turned into zebra crossings.

20. In order to take the driving license test, I got up at 5:30, which was really hard.

21. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you go.

22. Learning to drive in silence is really the most negative thing I have ever experienced since I was a child.

23. As the saying goes: ashes return to ashes, dust returns to dust, don’t mention my mother when you curse: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school instructors two hundred and fifty.

24. The most common thing the coach says is: "Fortunately, I don't have a heart disease, otherwise..."

25. Coach: I used to know that you didn't distinguish between the east and the west. Northwest, it seems you can’t tell the difference between right and left now.

26. I passed the second test of subject two, and I cried after the test.

27. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive was so slow because I couldn’t make an appointment for the exam and was so bored at home every day!

28. The person who smokes Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that he is the driving school instructor.

29. I saw a car on the road in the morning. There was a sign on the back of the car, which said: Removed from driving school, self-taught.

30. Coach: Did you see that person? Student: Yes. Coach: Hit him to death. Student: I don’t dare. Coach: I don’t dare you. Don’t brake yet. Funny copywriting for driving practice in subject 2 of the 2022 exam. Collection of Sixty Sentences

Talk about funny copywriting for driving practice in subject 2 in 2022 (Part 1)

1. When can my aunt come? I have to do it today when I am taking the subject 2 exam. Is this an unexpected good thing after so many koi have been transferred like crazy!

2. Your laziness in the past will determine your complete failure in Subject 2 today.

3. God, just let me pass the second subject, or fail the third subject, otherwise I will be ripped apart by the coach.

4. I wish you good luck in your subject 2 exam tomorrow.

5. I will take the test of subject 2 tomorrow. I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I also wish you the best!

6. What is more satisfying than studying subject 2 for 4 days and passing it in one go, and studying subject 3 for 2 days and passing it in one go? I am really a genius!

7. After taking the second subject, I felt like it was starting to snow in my heart.

8. On the first day I went to learn to drive, the car was scratched by the driving school as soon as I reversed into the garage beautifully.

9. I finally passed the second subject, I was in a good mood, and the psychological pressure was finally released.

10. Go to bed early, my friend. I will study subject two tomorrow. Hope I can base it on that. Good night and sweet dreams!

11. I was so nervous when taking the second subject that I emptied my bank account.

12. I finally passed Subject 2, be kind to your hobbies, don’t let them make way for learning, let them serve learning.

13. You already know all the tricks. The most important thing now is to believe in yourself and relax your mind. You can do it!

14. I wish you a green light for the exam tomorrow.

15. I burned incense and prayed for blessings before the second exam, but I still failed the second exam because I burned a blister on my hand while burning the incense.

16. People who are not nervous about giving birth to a child are so nervous about taking the second subject, and their logic is shattered

17. After waiting for two or three hours at the driving range, the car Never touched it. . Too bad. If you fail to pass the second subject in September, you will be banned from going out, and you will not be able to go to the Mid-Autumn Festival.

18. Go to bed early, my friend, I will take the test for Subject 2 tomorrow, I hope you can pass it, good night!

19. I passed subject 2 in one session, had a hot pot meal and returned to the dormitory with a 100% score. It was a happy day.

20. Today’s test subject 2 is that the power of persistence can create miracles. 2022 Exam Subject 2 Funny Copywriting for Driving Practice (Part 2)

21. Every day is a starting point, there is a little improvement every day, and there is a little gain every day!

22. Come on, listen to the coach. It’s actually very simple. It’s the same as usual driving practice. Don’t be nervous.

23. I finally finished the second subject, and I am still very happy! Don't waste a whole week running to the driving school every day, and you will always be the first in the exam.

24. The most difficult question for you is not necessarily subject two.

25. I failed subject two, and my current mood is as gloomy as the dark clouds now.

26. Before the test for subject 2, I kept yelling about reversing the car, and then I succeeded once. The width is still the same on both sides.

27. I failed to pass the test for subject 2 twice, because I was out of town. I want to give up on learning to drive. Please give me an advantage of not learning to drive.

28. To put it bluntly, it is not difficult to improve your grades. It depends on whether you are willing to work hard and accumulate - do more questions and summarize more.

29. I have been learning to drive like a star every day. Although I have never been able to find the skills for S-turns, I am still looking forward to it. I will definitely pass the second subject the day after tomorrow!

30. Without goals, there is no direction. You should set a goal for yourself at every learning stage.

31. I failed the second subject again. I just felt bad. I took a taxi to and from the examination room.

32. I am very happy to chat with you for so long today. I am here today. I found that many friends will take the second subject tomorrow. I hope you can pass it.

33. I have passed Section 2 with no difficulty, I hope to get the textbook soon, and I am really looking forward to the self-driving trip.

34. I took the second-level exam five times. I will never touch a car unless it is absolutely necessary.

35. I haven’t posted on Moments for a long time. I passed subject 2 today.

36. I am so happy that I passed Subject 2 with 100 points, which is better than the training state. Maybe I am what the coach said: some people are test-oriented players.

37. On the 6th day of learning to drive, I passed subject one with 96 points, and in subject two I reversed the car and put it into the garage. I was very happy.

38. I passed subjects one, two, and three all at once. I failed in subject four, but I will definitely be able to get my driver's license when I am 18 years old.

39. I finally passed the second subject, and it went smoothly, but I was a little nervous during this period! I hope to pass subject three as well.

40. After taking the second subject, I am no longer someone who only sits in the passenger seat. 2022 Subject 2 Driving Practice Funny Copywriting (Part 3)

41. Use your fingers to pull the trigger. You can count the number of driving schools you have attended this semester on one hand. What qualifications do you have to say that you will take the 2022 Subject 2 test? Don't want to hang up?

42. On the 6th day of learning to drive, I passed the first subject with 96 points, and the second subject was reversed and put into the garage. I was very happy.

43. Tomorrow I will take the second test. Give up the thought of luck and make it into steel.

44. How can I prevent my parents from forcing me to learn to drive? I really don’t want to learn to drive. I’m too afraid of driving.

45. I failed the second test today. They said it was a normal thing. I got it right the first time. I parked the car on the side with the first one, and the body pressed the line. The second one Zuo Daoku immediately lost his mind and stopped completely

46. I only slept for five hours and then took the exam for subject two. Fortunately, I got a perfect score.

47. I finally passed Section 2. I was in such a mood that I wanted to go out and run twenty laps around the community.

48. Two roommates failed in subject 2. They said that when they saw the bed in the dormitory, they wanted to practice reversing into the garage, which made me happy.

49. Test subject two, oh my god, this technique is awesome!

50. Don’t forget to promise yourself what you want to do, and don’t forget to promise yourself where you want to go, no matter how difficult or how far it is.

51. Subject two, I passed subject three years ago, and subject two passed today. Finally, I don’t have to go to the driving school anymore, waiting for subject four to arrive.

52. God pays off, you can definitely do it.

53. Today’s test is subject two. Confidence comes from strength, and strength comes from diligence.

54. Every time I feel irritable, I comfort myself with the happy event of passing the second grade. My mood suddenly improved again.

55. If you fail in subject 2, I can kick a bull.

56. You and I have passed the first and second subjects of the exam together, and I am still learning to pour the library, blanch!

57. Is anyone going to take the driver's license test at seven o'clock tomorrow? How to get there? Can you take me with you? Or does anyone have the phone number of a private car? Urgent! ! ! Thank you!

58. Every word in the name of my freshman year and the certificate I got after my senior year was typed with tears in my eyes.

59. Go to bed early, my friend. I will study subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass. Good night!

60. I’m going to take the second semester exam tomorrow. Let’s hug Buddha Jio today and practice simulation.