What is the most classic humorous joke in the world?

Wife: "I want to name my dog Byron." My mother said it insulted the poet. Later, I wanted to change your name to it, and my mother couldn't say it well. "

Husband: "Your mother is very nice."

Wife: "She said it would insult the puppy."

The husband was speechless.

In the classroom, Amin pushed the lunch box to Ahua next to her and said, "Try my rice." Ahua took out a big spoon and put it in her mouth. "Did you see it?" Amin added.

A player failed to catch the ball steadily. While practicing passing and catching the ball, another player gave him a good ball. He was afraid of losing his grip, so he shouted "Hold on". As a result, the ball hit his head and he said, "With whom?" "

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head. Bush was surprised and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night!" "Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace:" It's so confident to be soft! " "