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Humorous remarks at home

The humor at home is as follows:

1. Boredom is a state, a shameful state, my favorite state.

2. If you don’t like something I posted on Moments, tell me and I will delete you.

3. We stay at home quietly and do not cause chaos to society. For more than 20 days, we have eliminated impetuosity, eliminated desires, and stayed with my family. The people I love are by my side, and the people who love me are by my side. It’s so good!

4. It’s so boring. Do you want to go out and have fun together? I haven’t been out for several days. Do you have any dates with your friends in Beijing?

5. It’s not bad to go out to buy coffee at the risk of death, but stay at home and have food and drink.

6. It’s nice to be at home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl.

7. It’s great to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. I always eat poorly when I eat out, and I can’t even think about how delicious I want to eat at home.

8. I am a person who likes to stay at home very much, but I feel very sore after staying at home for a long time. I have to go out for a walk. After walking a few steps, I feel less sore. , and it started to hurt again.

9. Record the days when you can contribute to society by staying at home, and you will get angry eating snacks.

10. If you don’t go out the door, you won’t take a step toward the second door.