Ask and answer questions about cross talk or jokes about reading.

Ren: Big day.

Cui: Let's pay a New Year call to all of you here first.

Ren: I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best.

Cui: Good health and happy family.

Ren: Congratulations on making a fortune.

Cui: Happy New Year's Day.

Ren: Family reunion.

Cui: We're here to tell you cross talk and join in the fun.

Ren: I hope you like it.

Cui: It's called cross talk. One person said it was called stand-up comedy.

Ren: Right.

Cui: They say it's called cross talk.

Ren: Alas.

Cui: What about those three people? This is called cross talk.

Ren: Yes.

Cui: We are here to talk about cross talk just to have fun during the New Year.

Ren: Yes, crosstalk is to make people laugh. If you laugh, we will succeed. (pulls Cui) Alas, brother, (pointing to the audience) a buddy over there smiled. We made it. Let's go down.

Cui: Well, that's all for today's performance. Thank you. They made a gesture to walk off the stage, take two steps back and quit their posts. What are you doing? Did you perform?

Ren: Didn't you just laugh?

Cui: Just smile? Generally speaking, I have to lie down more than 20 times to perform cross talk.

Ren: Ah, that's interesting. This artist has a deep foundation in performance.

Cui: That's right. (of waiters) The waiters should cooperate well. Let's see which table is out of wine and fill it up quickly. I said 20 minutes, which is relatively short. Let them drink quickly.

Ren: Did you pour it?

Cui: Hehe, just kidding. Let me introduce myself to you here. My name is Cui.

Ren: My name is Ren Cong.

Cui: (referring to Ren Cong) Little brother.

Ren: Yes, Lao Cui has helped me a lot since he came to the company, teaching me technology, teaching me technology, and … teaching me technology.

Cui: I'll teach you the technique, ok? Nothing else?

Ren: What else?

Cui: How can I ... teach you to drink? When did I sing to my sister without you?

Ren: Yes, once he took me to eat mutton bread in soup.

Cui: That's right.

Ren: Later AA's

Cui: Hey, you remember clearly when you eat AA, even if the father and son kiss again, they have to settle accounts.

Ren: Stop it, brother, and settle the accounts. What can we say about father and son?

Cui: No, I'll teach you technology. Is it your master?

H: That's true. He is really my master in this respect.

Cui: That's right. This is a good thing for our company. Colleagues have a good atmosphere together. I will. I will teach all the newcomers. Everyone knows that Li Quansheng, the manager of the website center, is a big brother, right? My former boss brought me into the company and taught me a lot. That's my master.

Ren: hello, big brother

Cui: Right? He is really my master, isn't he?

H: That's true.

Cui: (pointing to the audience) Lao Li is sitting there. Come on, Ren Cong, it's the Spring Festival, go and kowtow to touts.

Ren: Go, go away.

Cui: Hehe, I don't respect teachers anymore.

Ren: What, just flattering?

Cui: Hehe, I'm just kidding. We have been joking all day. We used to be in the same center.

Ren: Website Center

Cui: There are many jokes and jokes, but they have a good relationship. Don't read jokes and make fun of each other, but anyone who wants something really needs help.

Ren: That's right.

Cui: There is another buddy, Shen Jinqi.

Ren: Lao Shen

Cui: I have a good relationship with you.

Ren: That's my buddy. Work and play are all together.

Cui: But his personality is different.

Ren: Yes, I am anxious, he is slow, I am rough, and he is good.

Cui: You and I both know that Shanxi people.

Ren: Yes, I'm so jealous.

Cui: He drives a motorcycle, which is different from others.

Ren: How is it different?

Cui: He has an oil tank between his legs. He, he put two between his legs and drove a motorcycle. Here, two.

Ren: Why does it sound so awkward?

Cui: Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. Two boxes, an oil tank and a vinegar box,

Ren: I travel around the world with vinegar.

Cui: The gas station master looked at his motorcycle strangely when he refueled.

Ren: Why is it strange?

Cui: Here. . . What's with the gas tank?

Ren: Yes, why is it so weird?

Cui: Maybe it's high technology? Imitate the heart bionic?

Ren: Yes, the left and right atria. painful

Cui: A straw was pulled out of the vinegar box, which was soft and more than 2 feet long. I was held in my mouth while driving a motorcycle.

Ren: Come on, kid, this is ridiculous.

Cui: Just say you are delicious.

Ren: It is true that Shanxi people are jealous.

Cui: Shanxi people are interesting.

Ren: You know.

Cui: Shanxi people have their own characteristics. Just look at Ren Cong.

Ren: Yes.

Cui: I don't know if I'm right. I am generous, unpretentious, straight-thinking and without twists and turns.

Ren: That's right.

Cui: Ren Cong, for example, always puts the overall situation first and does things in an informal way.

Ren: Yes.

Cui: Grasp the big and let go of the small.

Ren: What do you mean?

Cui: I pay great attention to the big ones, and I don't like the small ones. Every time he squats on the side of the road, Ren Cong pays great attention to older beauties (hands gesturing slightly) and doesn't like small ones very much.

Ren: What? Who is it? Stop gesturing

Cui: Look at Xiao Ni 'er by squatting on the side of the road, and save money by grasping the big and letting go of the small. He is the first of the four provinces and can make a living.

Ren: That's you.

Cui: Just kidding. Shanxi people are nice. I have been to Shanxi, and I know the generosity of Shanxi people very well.

H: You're welcome.

Cui: Oh, I went to Wutai Mountain the year before last.

Ren: I heard. Eleven, the mountain is cold. I heard that you are wearing less clothes, and you are as cold as a rabbit.

Cui: Yes, Wutai Mountain, a holy place of Buddhism.

Ren: A place of worship.

Cui: There is another scene on the mountain.

Ren: What scene?

Cui: Fortune teller.

Ren: Yes, everywhere. It's all a lie.

Cui: This is divination. A person is called one-sided divination.

Ren: What about those two people?

Cui: That's called counterpart divination.

Ren: How about three people?

Cui: That's called group mouth divination.

Ren: I haven't heard of it.

Cui: How accurate is a fortune teller? But some people believe it.

Ren: Yes, some people are superstitious.

Cui: That's what my father thinks.

Ren: Really?

Cui: I didn't believe it before. Later, I really divined.

Ren: Is it accurate?

Cui: Yes, I believed it later.

Ren: How did you calculate it?

Cui: That was ten years ago. Once, my father had dinner with a group of friends.

Ren: Friends get together.

Cui: How can there be divination in a hotel? I walked over.

Ren: There is also something wrong with this hotel.

Cui: Poor management. I don't know how I got hooked on our dad.

Ren: Your father is very handsome.

Cui: Let me make a divination for my old man. Look, my grandfather, you have a complete paradise and a vast land in Fiona Fang. Blessed one, let me show you the future.

Ren: Isn't it the word "Bu"?

Cui: At first glance, the old man could not tell his age. He should not be old, but he looks like Qi Baishi and holds out his hand. He hasn't washed yet.

Ren: Look at this collocation.

Cui: Can you show me the future? How many days have you not eaten by yourself?

H: You do the math first.

Cui: I'm in a hurry to calculate divination. You can't say that. I'm not a fortune teller. I am serving the society, benefiting the people and answering questions.

Ren: Or create a harmonious society for * * *

Cui: That's not how I got rich. Can I collect money for divination? This is a revelation and will be condemned by God.

Ren: Is there still a scourge?

Cui: I'll give you a hexagram, and you can give it to 20.

Ren: Ah, you still want money.

Cui: When the old man thinks about it, how can he be sure? Okay, what did you send for divination?

Ren: Just let him talk.

Cui: Index the hexagrams with your hands and roll your eyes for half a day. . . I guess I have to fall into a ditch when I go out.

Ren: Nonsense.

Cui: The old man doesn't believe me either. Keep eating. The fortune teller is waiting by the side.

Ren: What are you waiting for?

Cui: What about 20 yuan?

Ren: Yes, and this.

Cui: 1 hour later, old man, get up and go home.

Ren: I'm finished,

Cui: Looking back, where is the fortune teller still sitting?

Ren: Don't wait. You ate. His dinner hasn't been served yet.

Cui: Are you waiting for me to fall into the ditch?

Ren: That's right.

Cui: What if you can't fall?

Ren: (who studies divination) Then call me.

Cui: What do you want?

Ren: Look for me, and I'll kick you into the ditch.

Cui: The old man ignored him and went home. How can you be so accurate?

Ren: What?

Cui: There is a ditch on the left in front of the hotel. The old man went out, walked into the ditch and fell directly into the ditch.

Ren: It worked.

Cui: The old man keeps his word. At that time, he took out a 28 yuan RMB and calculated it.

Ren: Huh? A RMB with a face value of 28

Cui: Yes, my dad kept his word, so he paid for it and gave a big ticket to 28 yuan.

Ren: Is this counterfeit money?

Cui: Divination is also unambiguous. At that time, I took out an 8 yuan and gave it to the old man.

Ren: They are all printed with counterfeit money.

Cui: When the old man woke up after drinking, he decided.

Ren: What wine woke up?

Cui: Ah, I forgot to mention it just now. That day, the old man happily ate with some friends and drank a little too much. He drank more than eight taels.

Ren: Then it will fall into the ditch.

Cui: When the old man calculated, he dropped 20. That day he went home and fell more than 40 times, with an average of less than 5 hairs.

Ren: This divination shows that your old man is going to wrestle after drinking too much.

Cui: Yes, it's too cheap. I trusted the fortune teller after playing there.

Ren: So I was fooled.

Cui: Yes, you all know. Divination is deceptive. I don't believe it. I didn't pay attention to anyone who came to me for divination on Wutai Mountain.

Ren: Then what are you doing?

Cui: I want to do some shopping and bring you something.

Ren: I brought it from Shanxi, no need.

Cui: This is a token of my appreciation.

H: That's true.

Cui: I met the shopkeeper, a native of Shanxi, when I was shopping. That really shows that you Shanxi people are generous and there is nothing to beat around the bush.

Ren: Forget it.

Cui: I walked around for a long time and saw a good thing.

Ren: What?

Cui: The red Chinese-style chest covering looks nice. I'll bring it back for you. I look beautiful in it.

Ren: What? Is my man wearing a red belly pocket?

Cui: Who told you to wear it? Give it to your wife.

H: Oh, that's all right.

Cui; That's right. You put it on, and it blocks a belly button? not good-looking

Ren: I don't wear it either.

Cui: I just want to put it on your wife, right? It looks good. It looks good. .

Ren: Don't think about it.

Cui: As soon as your wife wears it, she can imagine the golden flowers all over the city.

Ren: Oh, look at this thing you bought.

Cui: Buy it. Why do you think this red Chinese corset is so beautiful and exquisite? The red Chinese-style chest covering is embroidered with lotus flowers in the middle, with four words embroidered on it.

Ren: What word?

Cui: Welcome to visit.

Ren: What?

Cui: Oh, no, it's a refusal to visit.

Ren: That won't do either.

Cui: Hehe, don't you like it?

Ren: Do you like it? That's good luck and happiness.

Cui: Yes, good luck and good health. Buy, ask the boss, how much? Boss, it's very cheap, 36.50 yuan

Ren: You give 36.50 yuan to the boss.

Cui: Your family only prints counterfeit money.

Ren: Oh, that's the old man. You took 36.5 RMB from the old man to the boss.

Cui: No, the old man didn't go. I took out a 50-dollar bill, thinking that it was too much trouble to change, and took out 1.5 change and gave it to my boss.

Ren: Then I'll give you 15.

Cui: The boss catches the big one first. . . . Tickets, take the small one. . . . change

Ren: That sounds awkward.

Cui: The boss looked at it and gave it back to me first 1.50 yuan.

Ren: How did he give it back to you?

Cui: Then I counted 13.5 yuan's change and gave it to me.

Ren: this is hard work.

Cui: I looked at this handful of change and almost hit him with a brick.

Ren: We Shanxi people are one-track-minded, with no twists and turns.

Cui: Ren Cong is also such a person. He is a real person and acts rudely.

Ren: There are advantages and disadvantages.

Cui: Actually, it's not a bad thing. Even the cleverest person is stupid.

Ren: You praised me.

Cui: Yes, I can tell from the appearance.

Ren: I can see that,

Cui: I can see it at a glance. Even the cleverest person is stupid. what do you think? . . This is roughly like hairtail.

Ren: You only brought fish.

Cui: Shen Jinqi has a good relationship with him. As for Lao Shen, he said it in detail. They are a good match.

Ren: Yes, we are more complementary.

Cui: I live near here.

Ren: No, it's only a few minutes' walk.

Cui: A residential area. Did you buy furniture?

H: Forget the furniture.

Cui: You're welcome.

Ren: Not good. The quality is too poor.

Cui: He doesn't choose to buy things. He is honest, and he thinks that people who sell things are honest.

Ren: I was cheated.

Cui: He bought all the furniture when he got married. He entered the furniture city for two minutes and followed the furniture seller. How much is the closet? Help me take it home.

Ren: I'll take it.

Cui: The wardrobe is more than 300 meters away from him.

Ren: Is it that far?

Cui: I bought it, decorated it, got married, and it started well.

Ren: It's been more than three months, and nothing has happened.

Cui: Then something happened. As soon as the bus passed the door, his closet opened.

Ren: The question is very strange.

Cui: As soon as the car passed, his door closed. . . . Hmm. . . . . . open

Ren: What a cautious lie did you tell?

Cui: Later, as soon as the wardrobe door opened, his wife went out to catch the bus.

Ren: You don't have to wait on the side of the road.

Cui: His wife is angry with him. (Be like a woman) You should fix it.

Ren: How to fix it? number

Cui: (imitating a woman) Look at your stupidity.

Ren: The old lady is always so angry. They talk nonsense. Ignore her.

Cui: That day, his wife was alone at home, passed by the bus and set up a wardrobe at the door. . . . Hmm. . . . It's open again

Ren: That's terrible.

Cui: Your wife is also afraid. Think about it. Fix it quickly. If you can't, you will think of Shen Jinqi.

Ren: Lao Shen is near my home.

Cui: Your wife's name is Lao Shen.

Ren: It's all convenient.

Cui: (aloud) Brother Shen.

Ren: Is my wife like this?

Cui: (imitating Shen Jinqi, with a slow and deep tone) Who is it?

Ren: Lao Shen is the voice.

Cui: (like a woman) Me.

Ren: Look at my wife.

Cui: (imitating Shen Jinqi) Oh, what can I do for you?

Ren: I know both of us well.

Cui: (Like a woman) Why? Busy? (learning from Shen Jinqi) Nothing, I'm resting.

H: Free of charge.

Cui: (Learn from women) Come to my house. I'm at home alone, and I'm scared.

Ren: Your wife is like this.

Cui: (learning from Shen Jinqi) Is Ren Cong not at home?

Ren: I quit.

Cui: (aloud) He's not here. Come here quickly. I have something at home.

Ren: This is embarrassing.

Cui: (speaking quickly like Lao Shen) OK, I'll come later.

Ren: He promised quickly.

Cui: It's only ten minutes' walk. In three minutes, Lao Shen will come to your house.

Ren: He came by plane.

Cui: (imitating a woman's voice) Brother Shen, you're here. Come on in.

Ren: (learning from Shen Jinqi) What is it?

Cui: (like a woman) Look at this wardrobe that Ren Cong bought. The door opened as soon as the bus passed.

Ren: Let me show you.

Cui: (imitating Shen Jinqi) So that's it?

Ren: What are you doing?

Cui: (learning from Lao Shen) Let me see.

Cui: After reading it for a long time, I can't see anything wrong outside. Why don't I look in the closet?

Ren: Then you can watch it.

Cui: Lao Shen went into the closet and closed the door. What a coincidence! He grabbed the corner of his coat outside the door.

Ren: One hundred secrets and one sparse.

Cui: With this little effort, when you came home, you saw a man's corner in the closet door.

Ren: Then I'm in a hurry. I rushed at my wife. What happened? Who is this?

Cui: Ren Cong from Shanxi is so jealous.

Ren: Don't worry about that.

Cui: Your wife didn't know you were jealous when she saw you in a hurry. She ignored you and thought, if you don't do it, I'll find someone to do it, and you still blow your beard and stare at me.

Ren: My wife doesn't understand why I am angry.

Cui: You're even angrier when your wife ignores you. Go up and open the closet door, and you will see Lao Shen standing inside.

Ren: Then I'm relieved.

Cui: Shen, how could it be you? You have to give me a reasonable explanation. What's going on here? say

Ren: What did Lao Shen say?

Cui: Lao Shen looks at you. (learning from Shen Jinqi) I want to say that I am waiting for the bus. Can you believe it?