Quotations from Zhao Benshan's prose

Selected quotations from Zhao Benshan's prose

1, big head and thick neck, either rich or a cook. -"kidnapping"

2. Um … I'll tell you … Is there … You … This is your shop … Don't you get it? This is not bad money. -"Not bad money"

Take a look, take a look, stop and stand. -"so strong"

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

People are alive, but money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry. Oh, the stew is very good. -"Not bad money"

6. If you let a blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all; You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao, but he can't reach his mouth at all. -"Happy New Year"

7. Legal newspapers, story newspapers and newly published TV newspapers. -"so strong"

8. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal. -"Three Whips"

The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself. -"Water Delivery Man"

10, look at your rotten belly, who will believe you if you don't eat it? -"Three Whips"

1 1. Shuffle, code cards, draw cards, look at cards and draw cards, and it's over! -Torchbearer

12, my name is not nervous. -"I want to have a home"

13, sorry to make you laugh.

14. Destroy the village committee and build a two-story building with a fence one foot and two feet high around it and a barbed wire fence on it. There are four watchtowers in four corners, which are guarded day and night by militia with spears. The whole two iron gates locked the door, and two big German shepherd crouched behind the door. Customize a lock of eight and a half pounds to smash the door to death. Nobody can go in, and you can't get out. -"rich"

15, not Liu Jingli or Liu Jingli, it's almost a cancer. -"the eldest son"

16, with the last meal, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis. First use the cup, then use the cup, and then blow the bottle with the small mouth. -"Uncle Niu"

17, not to mention1200,2400. -"Face"

18, I'm worried that no one will teach me, and sticky bean buns will fall from the sky. -"Red Sorghum Model Team"

19, ready to start, don't be nervous, use your forehead as a lens. -"I want to have a home"

20. Installation Manager? I will pretend to be a grandson! -"Uncle Niu"

2 1, pork ribs are shared equally by dogs and people. -"Happy New Year"

Tell your wife everything. Or a gentleman. -"Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

23. I don't know you in a vest. -"Hourly Worker"

24, don't mention him, mention him, my cholesterol is high! -"Happy New Year"

25, hurt self-esteem, too hurt self-esteem. -"Hourly Worker"

26. I can see that there is no one in the house. Whose lock do you study? -"Door God"

27, for appreciation, for entertainment, for education, for vision. -"so strong"

28. Fear is love, and love is fear. -"Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

29. Do you have ... more than one kilogram? -"Not bad money"

30. Legend, detection, irony and humor. -"so strong"

3 1, Cao Cao broke his heart, his mouth and his health was dying. He also brought water to the widow. -"Happy New Year"

32. Life is numbered, up to 36,000 days. -"Heart disease"

Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. -"Red Sorghum Model Team"

Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. -"Happy New Year"

35. Do you believe it? Do not believe! Take two steps. -"kidnapping"

36. There are seven monkeys riding on a tree and one monkey is underground. How many monkeys are there? (Eight monkeys. ) no. (Two monkeys. ) correct! -"selling cars"

37. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

39. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show!

40. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

4 1, fall, get up and cry.

42. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

44. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

46. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

47. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

48. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" in Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from the "state" in Metamorphosis.

49, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

50. Waiting for the aftershock is like a lover like a first-love girl, who is afraid that he will not come and that he will mess around.

5 1, not normal, nothing is normal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

52, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

54. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

56. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

57. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. They will all be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

58. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

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